{"id":14318,"date":"2021-04-14T09:20:01","date_gmt":"2021-04-14T06:20:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14318"},"modified":"2021-04-14T09:20:01","modified_gmt":"2021-04-14T06:20:01","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-carne-vegana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14318","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Carne&#8230; vegan\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Carne&#8230; vegan\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>De\u0219i la minte nu-s obtuz,<br \/>\nV\u0103 spui cinstit c\u0103 sunt confuz<br \/>\n\u0218i n-o s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg nici mort<br \/>\nDac\u0103 e bine s\u0103 fac sport!<\/p>\n<p>Tocmai citii acum o \u0219tire<br \/>\nUnde, un doctor, cu sim\u021bire,<br \/>\nZicea, tradus \u00een rom\u00e2ne\u0219te:<br \/>\nMi\u0219carea, via\u021ba n-o lunge\u0219te!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i c\u0103, degeaba mergi la sal\u0103<br \/>\nVoind s\u0103 scapi a\u0219a de boal\u0103!<br \/>\n\u0218i morm\u0103ind a\u0219a \u00een barb\u0103,<br \/>\nA zis de carne c\u0103-i tot&#8230; iarb\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103, de exemplu, chiar \u0219i vaca,<br \/>\nDe\u0219i rumeg\u0103 iarba, ea, s\u0103raca,<br \/>\n\u00cen carnea care cre\u0219te pe ciolane<br \/>\nSe \u00eent\u00e2lnesc substan\u021bele&#8230; vegane!<\/p>\n<p>Iar puiul care ciugule\u0219te boabe<br \/>\nE-o mare u\u0219urare pentru slabe<br \/>\nC\u0103ci, m\u00e2nc\u00e2nd puiul f\u0103r\u0103 oase,<br \/>\nNu vor p\u0103rea nicic\u00e2nd mai grase!<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 doctorul era brazilian<br \/>\n(Sincer, credeam c\u0103 e&#8230; reptilian!)<br \/>\n\u0218i de-aia citii vestea cu mirare<br \/>\nC\u0103 tocmai ei vorbesc despre mi\u0219care!<\/p>\n<p>Tocmai brazilienii care, \u00een favele,<br \/>\nAu minge \u00een loc de zdr\u0103ng\u0103nele,<br \/>\n\u0218i care au dat lumii pe Ronaldinho<br \/>\n\u0218i&#8230; al\u021bii ai c\u0103ror nume e cu ninho&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Care, juc\u00e2nd, ,,m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103\u201d iarb\u0103<br \/>\nF\u0103c\u00e2nd suporterii s\u0103 fiarb\u0103!<br \/>\nP\u0103i, eu n-o s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg \u0219i pace<br \/>\nC\u0103 \u0103lora nici carnea nu le place!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Carne&#8230; vegan\u0103 De\u0219i la minte nu-s obtuz, V\u0103 spui cinstit c\u0103 sunt confuz \u0218i n-o s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg nici mort Dac\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14318"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14318"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14319,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14318\/revisions\/14319"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}