{"id":14307,"date":"2021-04-13T13:31:40","date_gmt":"2021-04-13T10:31:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14307"},"modified":"2021-04-13T13:31:40","modified_gmt":"2021-04-13T10:31:40","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-abageri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14307","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Abageri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       M\u0103 aventurez \u00eenc-un r\u00e2nd. S\u0103 aflu \u0219i tainele celor \u0219apte&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Am trecut direct la al doilea cuv\u00e2nt pentru titlu, o versiune cu ,,\u0219taif&#8221; pentru <strong>abagiii<\/strong> de toate zilele trecute, azi meserie trecut\u0103 la cele ve\u0219nice pentru om, la cele tehnice pentru ma\u0219ini. Eram gata de <strong>abandon<\/strong>, speriat c\u0103 n-am dat gata niciun sfert din cele ale tablei \u0219i din alte ispr\u0103vi, dar mult mai mult din cauza paginilor, num\u0103rate cu <strong>abacele<\/strong> unei posibile tip\u0103riri la 400.<br \/>\n       \u00cen 7 Noiembrie au r\u0103mas pu\u021bine. Dou\u0103 case. Pe ultima strad\u0103, nic\u0103ieri altundeva dec\u00e2t la Husein \u0219i pe paralela Mic\u0219unelelor: Dudului.<br \/>\n       Husein &#8211; personaj la fel de celebru ca oricare muzicant r\u00e2mnicean. Cine nu-l \u0219tia, nu era acceptat \u00een tagm\u0103. Dintr-un singur motiv: n-a trecut pe la restaurantul Poieni\u021ba, nu \u0219tie s\u0103 c\u00e2nte. El <strong>abilita<\/strong> apoi talentul, dup\u0103 o c\u00e2nt\u0103rire \u00een doi timpi \u0219i trei melodii: Inim\u0103 de p\u0103cur\u0103, Doamne d\u0103-mi pu\u021bin noroc \u0219i Europa lui Santana. Pentru novici erau partituri <strong>abisale<\/strong>, o not\u0103 dac\u0103 lipsea din spectrul auditiv, primeau un deget ar\u0103t\u0103tor ivit odat\u0103 cu musculatura antebra\u021bului, \u00eenvelit\u0103 \u00een granit, tres\u0103riri de <strong>abdomen<\/strong> \u0219i trei vorbe: ,,Fl\u0103c\u0103u, mai \u00eenva\u021b\u0103!&#8221; La astfel de jurizare din public <strong>abdicau<\/strong> destui, dac\u0103 nu a doua zi, a treia plecau cu coada \u00eentre picioare, fiindc\u0103 urma ,,B\u0103ie\u021bi, l\u0103sa\u021bi-v\u0103!&#8221;, declamat la peste decibelii sta\u021biilor de amplificare ale forma\u021biei \u00een toat\u0103 adunarea cr\u00e2\u0219mei, f\u0103r\u0103 nicio jen\u0103. Ori parlamenta cu \u0219eful Poieni\u021bei, cum obi\u0219nuia deseori la un \u0219pri\u021b sau pur \u0219i simplu, \u00een calitate de so\u021b al Manuelei, osp\u0103t\u0103ri\u021b\u0103 \u0219i \u0219ef\u0103 de sal\u0103 pe tur\u0103: ,,Unde-ai g\u0103sit \u021biganii \u0103\u0219tia?&#8221; Pentru Huru era suficient\u0103 \u00eendoiala lui Husenu (versiune nominal\u0103), chema pe atamanul trupei \u0219i ,,pensiona&#8221; intrusul neagreat, <strong>abolind<\/strong> nemul\u021bumirile ,,consumatorilor&#8221;. Iar cine nu primea botezul, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r, nu era de rangul celor ce \u00eencununaser\u0103 scena de restaurant cu succes: cel pu\u021bin Sticl\u0103, cel pu\u021bin Dorin Opri\u0219\u0103nescu, Sile Cioara sau Matei. \u00cen sectorul voce solo cel pu\u021bin o sosie al lui Costic\u0103 R\u0103peanu sau Marcel Macovei. Fiindc\u0103 a atinge statura ,,grandioas\u0103&#8221; a lui Geamba\u0219u constituia nu numai <strong>abatere<\/strong> de la norm\u0103, dar \u0219i un curaj ce-\u021bi putea la propriu fr\u00e2nge g\u00e2tul, o blasfemie acceptat\u0103 doar de nevoie \u0219i doar celor mai sus aminti\u021bi. Probe de lucru \u0219i verific\u0103ri zilnice. Numai la el acas\u0103 n-a mai reu\u0219it o manipulare \u00een favoarea lui. Husein era deja \u00een voiaj de \u00eenst\u0103rire, c\u0103l\u0103tor pe \u0219oselele altor \u021b\u0103ri europene. Noi l\u0103sa\u021bi pe m\u00e2inile Manuelei. Vreo dou\u0103zeci \u0219i ceva de foi de tabl\u0103 la o prelungire \u0219i modificare de acoperi\u0219 \u00een fa\u021ba casei, vreo dou\u0103 jgheaburi \u0219i c\u00e2teva burlane. De nerefuzat. \u0218i-a\u0219 fi putut s\u0103 zic pas din cauza soa\u021bei lui Husein. Se \u00eent\u00e2mplase un episod de pe urma c\u0103ruia am r\u0103mas profund dezam\u0103git. \u0218i azi \u00eemi amintesc cu durere c\u00e2nd \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 aparent obi\u0219nuit\u0103 mi-am g\u0103sit ciop\u00e2r\u021bit bannerul, cartea de vizit\u0103 a trupei de pe atunci, postat\u0103 la \u00eenceput de 1995 la Poieni\u021ba, brutal sf\u00e2\u0219iat cu cu\u021bitul, b\u0103nuiesc, de nimeni alta dec\u00e2t Manuela, deconspirat\u0103 de atitudinea verbal\u0103 ,,Ce-a\u021bi pus toate panaramele?&#8221;, <strong>abject\u0103<\/strong>, <strong>abnorm\u0103<\/strong>, nea\u0219teptat\u0103. Nu era vreo oper\u0103 de art\u0103, la acel moment industria imprimatelor nu exista \u00een afara celor c\u00e2teva xeroxuri locale, dep\u0103\u0219ite, abia schi\u021b\u00e2nd copii lizibile, dar muncisem la stelele ro\u0219ii, imitative de steag american \u0219i la ,,OK&#8221;-ul stindard \u00eencadrat ca-n cotidianul Word ,,printre&#8221; liniile \u00eengro\u0219ate albastre, lucru manual adus la stadiu de gunoi de ,,<strong>abatesa<\/strong>&#8221; <strong>aba\u021biei<\/strong>-restaurant. Ea dicta, ea \u00eencuviin\u021ba ce \u0219i cum. \u0218i-am fost nevoi\u021bi din cauza unui astfel de comportament tiranic, <strong>aberant<\/strong> s\u0103 <strong>abdic\u0103m<\/strong>. \u00centr-o zi \u00eensorit\u0103 de var\u0103&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103 aventurez \u00eenc-un r\u00e2nd. S\u0103 aflu \u0219i tainele celor \u0219apte&#8230;. 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