{"id":14264,"date":"2021-04-10T16:49:22","date_gmt":"2021-04-10T13:49:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14264"},"modified":"2021-04-10T16:49:22","modified_gmt":"2021-04-10T13:49:22","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-azotul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14264","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Azotul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Mai s\u0103 m\u0103 al\u0103tur poli\u021biei locale \u00een demersurile cu plaj\u0103 larg\u0103 de legalitate, spre puricarea fiec\u0103rei ie\u0219iri locative din decor.<br \/>\n       Ai limit\u0103 gardul, respect-o, nu tot \u00eenainta p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 ajungi \u00een mijlocul str\u0103zii. De aceea am refuzat \u00een c\u00e2teva r\u00e2nduri realinierile dup\u0103 voile proprietarilor. La doctorul Iancu de l\u00e2ng\u0103 Simic\u0103, unde cotul arunc\u0103tor, anormal de lung, st\u0103 ca ghilotina deasupra pietonilor. O pica, n-o c\u0103dea?<br \/>\n       \u0218i la al\u021bii. Nefiind nici rea voin\u021b\u0103, nici aten\u021bionare pentru autorit\u0103\u021bi, nici pentru cei c\u0103rora le d\u0103 prin cap c\u0103 se pot \u00eentinde mai mult dec\u00e2t plapuma pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt sau spre cer, parii <strong>axiali<\/strong> ai gardului nemaisatisf\u0103c\u00e2ndu-le num\u0103rul cadastral existent.<br \/>\n       Dorin\u021bele oamenilor sunt multe, iar acolo unde se pot \u00eemplini, cu toate argumentele contra, le dai curs. Cu oarecare \u00eendoial\u0103, dar la ad\u0103post, cu fi\u0219a neajunsurilor prezentat\u0103. ,,Narcisindu-ne&#8221;, o singur\u0103 dat\u0103, tot \u00een cartierul 7 Noiembrie, ne-am f\u0103cut datoria avertiz\u0103rii c\u0103 ,,fartirul&#8221; nu este chiar solu\u021bia ideal\u0103 pentru un acoperi\u0219, ci doar un model care \u00eenc\u00e2nt\u0103 ochiul, o fantezie tinichigereasc\u0103 nesigur\u0103, desele t\u0103ieri la fiecare bucat\u0103 de foaie, \u00eendoirea \u0219i existen\u021ba unui cuplu de un milimetru \u0219i dou\u0103zeci \u00een fal\u021b pe r\u00e2ndul urm\u0103tor, cu toate m\u0103surile asiguratorii luate, nu este tocmai \u00een regul\u0103, risc\u00e2nd ,,ciupirea&#8221; tablei \u0219i infiltrarea apei prin fiecare \u00eenceput de coam\u0103. Am desf\u0103cut \u0219i revizuit de at\u00e2tea ori \u0219i dup\u0103 noi, mai ales dup\u0103 al\u021bii, orice mic\u0103 g\u0103uric\u0103 produce daune ireparabile sau costuri \u00een plus inutile.<br \/>\n       Am r\u0103mas cu onoarea nep\u0103tat\u0103, m\u00e2njirea fal\u021burilor \u0219i coamelor cu ,,tinctur\u0103&#8221; de oxid de zinc asigur\u0103 ani buni protec\u021bie contra urcu\u0219ului pic\u0103turilor de ploaie spre creast\u0103, precum somonul prin v\u00e2jurile n\u0103valnice de munte. La deal sui \u0219i eu \u00een cartier, pe cea de-a treia strad\u0103, pe a soa\u021bei lui nea Misirgiu, unde ,,servir\u0103m&#8221; doi colegi de Intercoop la distan\u021b\u0103 de cel pu\u021bin 15 ani. La Tobi, jgheaburi \u0219i burlane prin negura \u0103lor &#8217;90 ani revolu\u021bionari de \u00eenceput \u0219i la Nelu Mocanu, spate \u00een spate cu casa p\u0103rinteasc\u0103 a lui Bogdan Lupa\u0219cu, fost coleg de \u0219coal\u0103 de muzic\u0103, etajata lui \u021bin\u00e2nd loc de zid num\u0103rul patru pentru buc\u0103t\u0103ria de var\u0103 a lui Nelu, unul dintre motivele noastre lucrative: reacoperirea ei. \u0218i-a\u0219 fi jurat c\u0103 nu mai era nimeni c\u0103ruia s\u0103-i fi \u00eencercat por\u021bile, c\u0103r\u0103rile \u0219i tot ce face unghi cu nivelul p\u0103m\u00e2ntului \u0219i scurge ploaia gravita\u021bional, de n-a\u0219 fi recunoscut, \u00een aceea\u0219i larg\u0103 privire electronic\u0103, \u021beava bucluca\u0219\u0103 de gaze ce se furi\u0219eaz\u0103 prin acoperi\u0219 la 1 metru de strea\u0219in\u0103. ,,Alt\u0103 prob\u0103&#8230;&#8221; Dar, la interferen\u021ba unei cl\u0103diri cu altele, se \u00eentrec pe sine. Ridicarea tablei pe perete, cam 10 cm, \u00eendoire spre cap\u0103t ca s\u0103 se a\u0219eze mai bine, \u00eembinare cu ,,tinichelele&#8221; vecinului \u0219i-un adagio \u00een mod minor tricordic&#8230;. O sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 \u00eengust\u0103, aducere aminte de repara\u021bia lui nea Istrate, maistrul de atelier \u0219colar, scoas\u0103 parc\u0103 din acela\u0219i gater \u00een aceea\u0219i zi. O coinciden\u021b\u0103 bizar\u0103 de mirat familia C\u0103lin. A\u0219adar, \u021beava. Gata s\u0103 pun\u0103 toate problemele, \u00eens\u0103, s-ar fi putut pune de-a curmezi\u0219ul rezolv\u0103rii? Vezi s\u0103 nu. I-am f\u0103cut de petrecanie repede. \u0218i ei, \u0219i restului lucr\u0103rii, ciuciure \u0219i jgheaburi.<br \/>\n        <strong>A\u021bipii<\/strong>, dar m\u0103 trezii s\u0103 pun \u0219i ultimul cuv\u00e2nt dintre cele sixtine: <strong>azurai<\/strong>. Ceea ce \u00eenc\u0103 v\u0103 urez.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mai s\u0103 m\u0103 al\u0103tur poli\u021biei locale \u00een demersurile cu plaj\u0103 larg\u0103 de legalitate, spre puricarea fiec\u0103rei ie\u0219iri locative din decor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14264"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14264"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14265,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14264\/revisions\/14265"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}