{"id":14235,"date":"2021-04-06T10:23:27","date_gmt":"2021-04-06T07:23:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14235"},"modified":"2021-04-06T10:23:54","modified_gmt":"2021-04-06T07:23:54","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-azurau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14235","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Azurau"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rar am luat calea bejaniei \u00eenainte vreme s\u0103 se termine lucrarea. \u0218i de nu aduceam vorba despre asemenea porniri descuiate din carapacea r\u0103bd\u0103rii, uitam c\u0103 am purces sup\u0103rat la uzul autopingelei de la Podgoria. \u0218i mai sper s\u0103 v\u0103 spun \u0219i din evul trecut c\u00e2te una dintre cele cu iz <strong>azotic<\/strong>&#8230;.<br \/>\nLa nea Radu din 7 Noiembrie umbrar, o soacr\u0103 acr\u0103 (\u0219i ciorba asemenea) \u0219i o fiic\u0103 pre\u021bioas\u0103. A\u0219a-s fetele la vremea d\u0103rii \u00een p\u00e2rg. Dar misiunea noastr\u0103 numai de fi\u021bele ei nu se puteau \u00eencurcau, \u00een ciuda faptului c\u0103 la a\u0219a atitudine fa\u021b\u0103 de ai ei a\u0219 fi pus-o la respect cu cel pu\u021bin o pereche de palme. M\u0103 <strong>avivai<\/strong> \u00eens\u0103 la munc\u0103, <strong>a\u0219ezai<\/strong> tabla cu nesa\u021b, deranj\u00e2nd cu mai mare foc ,,prin\u021besa&#8221; ce la orele pr\u00e2nzului <strong>a\u021bipea<\/strong> mofturoas\u0103. <strong>A\u021b\u00e2\u021bai<\/strong> astfel \u0219i mai tare pleiada de oc\u0103ri la adresa p\u0103rintelui. O g\u00e2lcevitoare (de-i mai zice t\u00e2rgul calangi\u021b\u0103) cu ten ca <strong>azteca<\/strong> sud-american\u0103.<br \/>\nDe-am fi fost noi mai albi \u0219i mai pu\u021bin gr\u0103itori, <strong>a\u021bicei<\/strong> limbii s\u0103-i fi fost dat s\u0103 ne \u00eenchid\u0103 gurile nes\u0103\u021bioase, pline de revolt\u0103 \u0219i nemul\u021bumire. \u0218i cine ne <strong>a\u021binea<\/strong> s\u0103 nu d\u0103m expresie lor? Ca mine \u00een culmea nervului \u0219i nevoii din debut de a ajunge la ora oportun\u0103 unde promisesem. Scosul, f\u0103cutul \u0219i dresul \u00een meserie, \u00een promisiune \u0219i \u00een executare. De altfel de prea pu\u021bine ori se potrivea tocmeala din t\u00e2rg cu cea de acas\u0103. Promitentul era doar tata, iar noi doar \u00eendeplinirea necondi\u021bionat\u0103 a t\u00e2rguielii. Uneori pentru chestiuni de anvergur\u0103 \u00een detrimentul celor de minim\u0103 importan\u021b\u0103, alteori pentru nimicuri c\u00e2nd ne a\u0219teptau zile multe de corvoad\u0103, cu c\u00e2\u0219tiguri semnificative. ,,S\u0103 mai a\u0219tepte!&#8230; D\u0103-i&#8230;!&#8221; \u00cen felul acesta, \u00een loc s\u0103 pun de sineal\u0103, s\u0103-mi <strong>azurez<\/strong> din fa\u0219\u0103 ziua, \u00eemi a\u021b\u00e2\u021bam cele mai tensionate zone nevralgice \u0219i nu m\u0103 l\u0103sam p\u00e2n\u0103 nu ie\u0219ea cu s\u00e2nge&#8230; verbal. Deh, nerv din arborele patern.<br \/>\nC\u0103-mi mai fug min\u021bile \u0219i pe alte miri\u0219ti&#8230;. Meseria de extraterestru, g\u00e2ndesc, fu grea. S\u0103 faci tu g\u0103ina f\u0103r\u0103 denti\u021bie \u0219i alte lighioane, pare s\u0103 fi fost substan\u021ba unor concursuri \u0219tiin\u021bifice. \u0218i-atunci ce s\u0103 ceri bietei fiin\u021be umane, crea\u021bie din crea\u021bia creatorului? \u0218i nou\u0103?<br \/>\nDin sfera normalit\u0103\u021bii s\u0103 te \u00eempotrive\u0219ti unei lucr\u0103ri de numai cinci metri de jgheab \u0219i un cot arunc\u0103tor, pe aceea\u0219i strad\u0103 a Zambilelor, \u00een buricul ei, pe aceea\u0219i parte st\u00e2ng\u0103 (de aici \u0219i op\u021biunile politice muncitore\u0219ti). Sintagma ,,S\u0103-i facem lui nen-tu&#8230;&#8221;, ne-suferirea lui, pricinuit\u0103 de acel soi de infatuare \u0219i minimalizare din teatrul de scenarii ,,cine-am fost eu&#8221;, ,,ce fat\u0103 de\u0219teapt\u0103 am&#8221;, afi\u0219ate ostentativ \u0219i alte nimicuri omene\u0219ti. \u0218i nu lucrare facil\u0103. Un garaj nu era pe vremuri o construc\u021bie s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103, ticluit\u0103 dup\u0103 normele \u00een\u0103l\u021bimii potrivite \u0219i materialelor impecabile (m\u0103rturie imortalizat\u0103 de h\u0103r\u021bile digitale vizavi). S\u0103 fie acolo ceva de ad\u0103post ma\u0219inii, c\u00e2torva lucruri aferente, altora de prisos ce nu mai \u00eenc\u0103peau prin magazii. Doi st\u00e2lpi de fier, trei pere\u021bi din c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103 pe un r\u00e2nd, dou\u0103 grinzi aruncate peste ei \u0219i ele, trei sc\u00e2nduri l\u0103b\u0103r\u021bate, un r\u00e2nd de carton, \u00een faz\u0103 incipient\u0103, \u0219i dumnezeu cu mai pu\u021bine intemperii. Un caz aproape fericit, cu u\u0219ile la limita atingerilor de jgheab impardonabile, dar nu \u0219i a cotului arunc\u0103tor, cu c\u00e2rlige ata\u0219ate prin metoda ,,taie \u0219or\u021bul \u00een dreptul c\u0103priorului cu dalta, f\u0103 loc cu coada c\u00e2rligului ante-g\u0103urit printre cuiele de tabl\u0103, fixeaz\u0103-l cu unul de 10 \u00een fibrele <strong>a\u021boase<\/strong> sau putrezite ale c\u0103priorului&#8221; \u0219i negociere a cursului apei. \u00cen aceea\u0219i parte st\u00e2ng\u0103. \u00cen fine, e\u0219ti gata s\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi \u0219i nu prea demersul beneficiarului. Strea\u0219ina st\u0103 s\u0103 cad\u0103 exact pe rigol\u0103, iar cotul mai s\u0103 ciuguleasc\u0103 din freza trec\u0103torilor s\u0103ri\u021bi de un metru \u0219aptezeci.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rar am luat calea bejaniei \u00eenainte vreme s\u0103 se termine lucrarea. \u0218i de nu aduceam vorba despre asemenea porniri descuiate<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14235"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14235"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14235\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14237,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14235\/revisions\/14237"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}