{"id":14190,"date":"2021-04-01T11:00:05","date_gmt":"2021-04-01T08:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14190"},"modified":"2021-04-01T11:00:05","modified_gmt":"2021-04-01T08:00:05","slug":"brigada-diverse-manuela","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14190","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Man(u)ela"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>18 martie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n      \u00cen Martie se cump\u0103r\u0103 casele. Tot atunci dau \u00een floare&#8230; motoarele&#8230;. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i cei mai libertini in\u0219i, azi la onorabila v\u00e2rst\u0103 de 40, nu s-ar fi g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 se putea \u0219i mai mult dec\u00e2t \u0219i-au \u00eenchipuit ei.<br \/>\n      Finalul \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2ntului clasic a \u00eenceput, orice \u00eencercare disperat\u0103 de solu\u021bie se va c\u0103p\u0103ta cu un e\u0219ec r\u0103sun\u0103tor. Educa\u021bie pentru mediu? Mai cur\u00e2nd civism ordinar, controlabil \u0219i imediat sanc\u021bionabil.<br \/>\n        El. Acela\u0219i de pe scena Casei de Cultur\u0103 de acum treizeci de ani. Batjocorit, scos la corvoad\u0103, uitasem c\u0103 fuse \u0219i bolnav. El. Drag&#8230;.<br \/>\n        La zece miare nici m\u0103car nu-mi scot pana din c\u0103limar\u0103. M\u0103 simt a doua oar\u0103 de c\u0103ru\u021b\u0103. Nu numai ora\u0219ul nu-i \u00een stare s\u0103 serveasc\u0103, \u00een pu\u021binele ocazii oferite, cum se cuvine cauzele m\u0103re\u021be, ci jude\u021bul \u00eentreg. Doar at\u00e2\u021bia infecta\u021bi \u00een 365 de zile?<br \/>\n       Oportunit\u0103\u021bile a\u0219eaz\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 foarfeci \u0219i tig\u0103i service-ul navelor spa\u021biale. Acum vin de-acas\u0103, pentru ale japonezului miliardar sau expedi\u021biile maghiare pe Lun\u0103.<br \/>\n        De proverbele africane nu m\u0103 mai interesam pe ziua de ieri&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Nu mai eram sigur dac\u0103-s 41 sau 42 de jude\u021be. Cu at\u00e2t mai r\u0103u, 62% dintre existentele dintr-un num\u0103r impar&#8230; d\u0103 \u00eentotdeauna cu virgul\u0103. Bine c\u0103 statistica s-a oprit la \u00eemp\u0103r\u021birile administrativ-teritoriale, altfel ne-am fi ales cu jum\u0103t\u0103\u021bi, sferturi sau al\u021bi cen\u021bi ai unit\u0103\u021bii umane. De-am \u0219ti \u0219i noi cum s-a ob\u021binut procentul prin care s-a configurat noul exod al virusului de limb\u0103 englez\u0103.<br \/>\n      \u00cemi pot \u0219terge, ca s\u0103 nu intru \u00een conflict \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 situez \u00een afara legilor europene, poemul cu ,,s\u0103 nu-mi vorbi\u021bi mam\u0103 \u0219i tat\u0103&#8230;&#8221;, a\u0219 jigni restul popula\u021biei&#8230; egalitare. Abia acum ne putem \u00eengrijora cu adev\u0103rat de transformarea Codului Civil.<br \/>\n      Bidineaua s-a \u00eempu\u021bit deja. \u0218i cum mirosu-i d\u0103 via\u021ba peste cap, promite s-o remedieze. \u00cen fel \u0219i chip americ\u0103nesc pe trup rusesc.<br \/>\n      Nevoia de subiect cu ,,de-ai no\u0219tri&#8221; de peste hotare ridic\u0103 socluri de cear\u0103. Sorboni\u0219ti sau Harvardi\u0219ti, ar trebui s\u0103 caute \u00een legisla\u021bia noastr\u0103 nu revirimente \u00een dez\u00eengrilarea con\u021binutului, ci \u00een aplicarea unui limbaj unitar.<br \/>\n      Pe de alt\u0103 parte, legile fizicii fac obiectul studiului altor obiecte cu dinamic\u0103 intern\u0103 redus\u0103 la doar c\u00e2teva procese. De aceea m\u0103 mir unde s\u0103 fie leg\u0103tura direct\u0103 cu medicina \u0219i aplicarea unor tratamente eficiente. Cel mult putem calcula viteza de reac\u021bie a medica\u021biei, \u00eens\u0103 substan\u021bele prescriptibile sunt chimicale toat\u0103 ziua. C\u00e2t despre ,,G\u00e2ndesc c\u00e2nd fac o schem\u0103&#8230;&#8221;, pare desprins\u0103 dintr-un proces de psihanaliz\u0103. Auto incriminator.<br \/>\n      Ia de te uit\u0103 la ,,asce\u021bii&#8221; de la Athos. Critic\u0103 orice tip de muzic\u0103 \u0219i \u00eel anatemizeaz\u0103 ca pe dracu. Ce-\u0219i b\u0103g\u0103 coada \u00een eurovisionul cipriot.<br \/>\n       Adic\u0103 s-au l\u0103sat p\u0103guba\u0219i pasteurizenii de fabricat antivirusul covid \u0219i noi ne facem probleme de con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 ne autosabot\u0103m \u0219i v\u0103duvim m\u0103car poporul rom\u00e2n de o protec\u021bie evaluat\u0103 la 20 de ani. Cum le-o fi ie\u0219it at\u00e2t de rotund num\u0103rul la niciun an de la declan\u0219are \u0219i cum s-a calculat termenul de garan\u021bie?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>18 martie 2021 \u00cen Martie se cump\u0103r\u0103 casele. Tot atunci dau \u00een floare&#8230; motoarele&#8230;. 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