{"id":14152,"date":"2021-03-28T14:13:26","date_gmt":"2021-03-28T11:13:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14152"},"modified":"2021-04-01T11:00:56","modified_gmt":"2021-04-01T08:00:56","slug":"brigada-diverse-berber-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14152","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; B(e)rber sho(w)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>17-18 martie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n\u00cen vremuri de r\u0103zboi, nudism ca pe la ei. S\u0103 fi fost sala plin\u0103, \u00eenghesuit\u0103, se mai oferea material pentru studiu antropologic actri\u021ba?<br \/>\nCe mai pileam, ce mai&#8230; pileam. Una \u0219i bun\u0103. M\u0103car pe-aia. P\u0103cat c\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tura n-a l\u0103sat semnele necesare Rom\u00e2niei de dup\u0103 Revolu\u021bie, oameni preg\u0103ti\u021bi profesional, policalifica\u021bi nu doar pe h\u00e2rtie, ci-n fapt. Da, at\u00e2t.<br \/>\n\u0218i New York-ul, \u0219i Uniunea European\u0103 sunt de acord c\u0103 un anume concept trebuie eliminat: no mother, no father, just God fathers. Urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103 ne \u00een\u0219tiin\u021beze \u00een scurt timp.<br \/>\nTrecerile peste pietoni, pe ro\u0219u sau parc\u0103rile de la gar\u0103 sunt prea pu\u021bin notabile la ce obr\u0103znicii se \u00eencumet\u0103 pachetul majoritar de \u0219oferi. Rom\u00e2ni \u00een general.<br \/>\nAm o rug\u0103minte, nu mai amesteca\u021bi p\u0103rin\u021bii (!) \u00een bugetul tinerelor odrasle, se descurc\u0103 ele destul de bine \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 portofelul mamei \u0219i tat\u0103lui. Ups, i did&#8230;. Mi-e c\u0103 traseul este invers.<br \/>\nReclam\u0103 de\u0219\u0103n\u021bat\u0103. Dezinfectarea, meniul de unic\u0103 folosin\u021b\u0103 (dac\u0103 eram animale nici nu se punea problema), testul de saliv\u0103 nu pot fi cheile succesului \u00een industria aliment\u0103rii stomacale de ospe\u021bie \u0219i nici nu vor garanta c\u0103 intri \u0219i ie\u0219i s\u0103n\u0103tos. S-o nimeri unul care s\u0103 creeze o bre\u0219\u0103.<br \/>\nAfacerile. C\u00e2nd pun \u0219i-un copil sau mai mul\u021bi la b\u0103taie, e succes garantat. De ce tocmai Tiamel? De ce nu Harun \u0219i marea de pove\u0219ti? De ce nu Jules Verne? De ce nu cele peste o mie \u0219i una de c\u0103r\u021bi fantastice cu totul? \u0218i de unde precizia \u00eensutirii IQ-ului?<br \/>\nRom\u00e2nii au&#8230; figuri. Le propag\u0103 pe unde li-i mai convenabil. De-ar \u0219ti de-alde jur\u0103\u021beii c\u0103 anumite calit\u0103\u021bi excedeaz\u0103 ochiul \u0219i urechea. Se testeaz\u0103 cu chestionare, cu experimente analizabile pe scale de mult perfec\u021bionate. Talentele se m\u0103soar\u0103 cu tact \u0219i mult\u0103 \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103. Nu la televizor.<br \/>\nNe op\u0103rim c\u0103 au unii concet\u0103\u021beni pensii sau salarii imense, de-a\u021bi cerceta pe la nenicii deutsch-ieni, a\u021bi g\u0103si venituri ministeriale de 240 de mii de euro. Adev\u0103rat este c\u0103 nu po\u021bi cump\u0103ra cu ,,leii\u201d \u0103\u0219tia, dac\u0103-\u021bi pofte\u0219te gura, 1000 de kg de carne Kobe.<br \/>\nSe va termina r\u0103u. Cu b\u0103t\u0103i, cu infect\u0103ri, cu accidente \u0219i lips\u0103 de educa\u021bie. \u00cen aceea\u0219i Germanie deja se petrec unele&#8230;.<br \/>\nNe place b\u0103\u0219c\u0103lia. Iar c\u00e2nd gusturile nu se discut\u0103, \u00eenving\u0103torii sunt mereu oamenii cu umorul, cu mi\u0219toul, degaja\u021bi, nu intelectualii rasa\u021bi. 1-0 Dinescu.<br \/>\nSimion ,,t\u00e2mp(l)arul\u201d are nevoie disperat\u0103 de o ie\u0219ire la aer prin parcul Gorbaciov. Din fericire este \u00een reconstruc\u021bie. De c\u00e2nd i-a abuzat boschetele, are nevoie de tratament psihiatric. \u00cen restul teritoriului nici parlamentarul, \u0219i cu at\u00e2t mai mult omul nu pot str\u0103bate itinerant Moldova. C\u00e2t s\u0103 mai fie? Un val, dou\u0103 pandemice p\u00e2n\u0103-n 2023. \u021aine caii, Simioane!<br \/>\nPune ginta-n pe\u0219ter\u0103, izoleaz-o 40 de zile \u0219i-ai g\u0103sit solu\u021bia carantin\u0103rii \u00een apartament.<br \/>\nC\u00e2ndva Rom\u00e2nia avea oameni. S\u0103 nu surprind\u0103 pe nimeni c\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m ast\u0103zi papar\u0103 la handbal&#8230;, fotbal, gimnastic\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\nM\u0103 sf\u0103desc \u00een fiecare sear\u0103 cu mama. Cu mici incursiuni de umor. C\u0103 n-are lumea unde munci, c\u0103 n-are unde se cultiva, c\u0103 nu respir\u0103 aerul \u00een plenitudinea lui. Bine c\u0103 are de unde m\u00e2nca \u0219i ce. \u0218i umplu Kaufland-ul, Lidl-ul, Penny-le, Prof-iurile. La orice or\u0103. Poft\u0103 mare, hran\u0103 pe band\u0103 rulant\u0103 de la chef!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>17-18 martie 2021 \u00cen vremuri de r\u0103zboi, nudism ca pe la ei. S\u0103 fi fost sala plin\u0103, \u00eenghesuit\u0103, se mai<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14152"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14152"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14192,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14152\/revisions\/14192"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}