{"id":1413,"date":"2015-05-11T10:29:18","date_gmt":"2015-05-11T07:29:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=1413"},"modified":"2015-05-11T10:29:18","modified_gmt":"2015-05-11T07:29:18","slug":"zanganele-xlvii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=1413","title":{"rendered":"Z\u0103ng\u0103nele XLVII"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Z\u0103ng\u0103nele<br \/>\n47.<\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/zanganele-37.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1415 aligncenter lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/zanganele-37.jpg\" alt=\"zanganele 37\" width=\"640\" height=\"377\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/zanganele-37.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/zanganele-37-300x177.jpg 300w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 640px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 640\/377;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-1415 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/zanganele-37.jpg\" alt=\"zanganele 37\" width=\"640\" height=\"377\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/zanganele-37.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/zanganele-37-300x177.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\nEu unul nu \u0219tiu cum este s\u0103 te treze\u0219ti \u0219i s\u0103 n-ai chef de nimic. Nu e de mirare c\u0103 nu-mi ies lucrurile ca altora.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\nDup\u0103 un \u00eenceput de s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 lene\u0219, c\u0103sc\u00e2nd \u00eentr-un col\u021b de birou, replici tuturor celor de-un fel cu tine c\u0103 nu \u021bi-ai b\u0103ut cafeaua de diminea\u021b\u0103. De acolo \u0219i indispozi\u021bia de a r\u0103sfoi documentele ce r\u0103m\u0103seser\u0103 de Vineri teanc \u00een dreapta ta. Z\u0103pu\u0219eal\u0103, ame\u021beli \u0219i abureli. Afurisit g\u00e2nd! Weekend, distrac\u021bie, somn, discotec\u0103, munte, lips\u0103 \u0219efi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\nM-a\u0219 culca \u0219i eu la loc dac-a\u0219 fi obosit flea\u0219c\u0103, dar se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 rar s\u0103 pic \u00een ale amor\u021belii somnului, o dat\u0103 la patru luni, dar \u0219i atunci dup\u0103 un program draconic de peste dou\u0103sprezece ore sacrificate pe altarul muncii, iar la fine de s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 pierdute \u00een acompaniament de glasuri \u0219i dairale. M\u0103 \u0219i mir uneori, dup\u0103 o sesiune \u00een for\u021b\u0103 de Luni p\u00e2n\u0103 Luni, \u00eentr-un heavey rotation de perechi de \u0219apte zile, cum de nu-mi st\u0103 inima din b\u0103taie. \u0218i-ar sta dac\u0103 nu i-a\u0219 servi din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd afurisenii \u0219i momeli pentru odihn\u0103 revigorant\u0103 de c\u00e2te o a\u021bipeal\u0103 ori o toropeal\u0103 de cinci, zece minute cu o lectur\u0103 a\u0219ezat\u0103 pe picioarele \u00eentepenite de efort \u00een fund pe canapea. Dar s\u0103 se fac\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 nu m\u0103 bucur c\u0103 v\u0103d soarele ivit nu s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat. \u0218ti\u021bi cu ce asem\u0103n r\u0103s\u0103ritul de soare? Cu un z\u00e2mbet! Dar c\u00e2nd intr\u0103 \u00een nori? Cu dispari\u021bia sur\u00e2sului. \u00cemi \u00eenchipui c\u0103 via\u021ba r\u00e2de \u0219i m\u0103 apuc s\u0103-i \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219esc al\u0103turi bucuria.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\nAceea\u0219i fericire \u00eens\u0103 n-o \u00eencerc mereu. Oric\u00e2t de mult soare s-ar rev\u0103rsa peste mine, se g\u0103sesc destui nori care s\u0103-mi umbreasc\u0103 starea de bine \u0219i \u00een jurul meu percep doar team\u0103, pe care eu, inocentul, aproape c\u0103 nu o bag \u00een seam\u0103. Singurii mei nori negri se adun\u0103 \u00een preajma nedrept\u0103\u021bilor \u0219i grijilor pe care la final, jum\u0103tate sau \u00eenceput de lun\u0103, mi le fac pentru pl\u0103\u021bile micilor ,,pl\u0103ceri&#8221; nevinovate ale vie\u021bii: conexiunea la internet, un foc bun \u00een ,,vatra&#8221; centralei cu gaze, un fir de lumin\u0103, o banal\u0103 \u0219tire \u00eenc\u0103 pe tub catodic, un pahar cu ap\u0103 de la robinetul cu dou\u0103 sigilii \u0219i&#8230;. Chiar m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam azi la evolu\u021bia cheltuielilor din ultimii doisprezece ani cu m\u00e2ncarea, fiindc\u0103 dac\u0103 este ceva care a cam r\u0103mas la fel ca pre\u021b este numai curentul electric, cel ce a avut o evolu\u021bie echilibrat\u0103, din vechiul milion nu m-a scos de c\u00e2nd stau la cas\u0103, dar nici n-a s\u0103rit calul mai mult de-o jum\u0103tate de sut\u0103 de procent, \u0219i am constatat c\u0103 \u00een loc de 25 de lei pe timpul lui N\u0103stase, am ajuns s\u0103 dau peste 60 de lei \u00een vremurile cui or mai fi azi. M\u0103car de-ar fi doar \u0103sta norul meu negru, \u00eens\u0103 nevasta vine de la cump\u0103r\u0103turi cu dou\u0103 lulele \u0219i trei surcele \u00een plas\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103 de cefele de porc, ca\u0219cavalurile, ro\u0219iile zemoase, nu tomatele astea verzi asem\u0103n\u0103toare la gust cu verdele castravete, puii congela\u021bi \u0219i multe alte delicatese care \u00ee\u021bi l\u0103sau ap\u0103 \u00een gur\u0103 de cum le scotea la expozi\u021bie. Dintr-un pate de ficat, trei p\u00e2ini, o bucat\u0103 de telemea, dou\u0103 picioare degerate de clo\u0219c\u0103 rebegit\u0103, o m\u0103slin\u0103 \u0219i un praf de detergent, fituie juma&#8217; de sut\u0103 c\u00e2t ai zice pe\u0219te! (scump \u0219i el la vedere dar \u0219i la te\u0219cherea, la concuren\u021b\u0103 cu bobul de fasole, hrana s\u0103racului).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\nDup\u0103 lupte seculare care treneaz\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 izb\u00e2nd\u0103 de c\u00e2teva luni, iat\u0103-m\u0103 liber de ac\u021biuni. Nu din acelea mucitore\u0219ti ci din ordinul investi\u021biilor. Amabilitatea cu care fusesem \u00eent\u00e2mpinat la primul telefon, cel de ademenire \u00een calitate de prezumtiv client, s-a transformat \u00eentr-un dialog steril, parc\u0103 \u00eentre dou\u0103 limbi intercontinentale, s\u0103 le zicem EurAsice, ceea ce m-a determinat s\u0103 cred, ineluctabil, c\u0103 m\u0103 aflu tot \u00een s\u00e2nul unui cuib de ho\u021bi, la fel ca \u0219i cei care tot \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 conving\u0103 c\u0103 sunt cet\u0103\u021bean \u0219i c\u0103 am doar \u00eendatoriri, nu \u0219i drepturi. \u00cent\u00e2i au pus placa cu t\u00e2nguieli: ,,\u0218ti\u021bi, au mai venit la noi, tot a\u0219a, s\u0103 le d\u0103m l\u0103muriri&#8230;. Eu sunt l\u0103murit, zic, \u0219tiu de ce am venit. Vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 sc\u0103pa\u021bi de ele!&#8221; \u0218i d\u0103-i \u0219i xeroxeaz\u0103, plimb\u0103-te de la un coleg la altul, ame\u021bire&#8230;. ,,Eu vreau s\u0103 v\u00e2nd. Nimic mai simplu&#8230;. \u0218ti\u021bi, dar dac\u0103 mai ave\u021bi \u0219i la alte Sif-uri? N-am doamn\u0103, doar de la&#8230;. Dar dac\u0103? \u0218ti\u021bi noi putem s\u0103 verific\u0103m \u00een schimbul unei taxe de 15 lei&#8230;.&#8221; Am dat p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, \u00eempins de la spate de so\u021bie, de ast\u0103 dat\u0103, ca s\u0103 scap de toat\u0103 tevatura unei \u0219arlatanii pe fa\u021b\u0103, c\u0103ci for\u021bat de fisc, reprezentan\u021bi ai statului, spun ei drept (!), am dat peste o m\u00e2n\u0103 de particulari avizi de materialism capitalist. Am semnat repede, am plecat \u00een fug\u0103 \u0219i cu noroc de la pronia cereasc\u0103 am ajuns la timp \u00een tren, pe c\u0103rarea foc\u0219\u0103nean\u0103 pe care nea Varujan, distribuia sub talp\u0103, jocul celor o sut\u0103 de frunze.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\nAm sc\u0103pat! M\u0103 \u00eentreb: p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Z\u0103ng\u0103nele 47. Eu unul nu \u0219tiu cum este s\u0103 te treze\u0219ti \u0219i s\u0103 n-ai chef de nimic. Nu e de<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1415,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1,97],"tags":[200,192,216,139,48],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1413"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1416,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413\/revisions\/1416"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1415"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}