{"id":14108,"date":"2021-03-25T09:35:41","date_gmt":"2021-03-25T06:35:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14108"},"modified":"2021-03-25T09:35:41","modified_gmt":"2021-03-25T06:35:41","slug":"brigada-diverse-centre-soi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14108","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; C(e)ntre (s)oi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>12, 13 martie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n       Am f\u0103cut o poz\u0103&#8230;. Ca s\u0103 nu pricep despre ce \u00eencearc\u0103 o profesoar\u0103 s\u0103 ,,brio\u201d-rifice pu\u0219tanii. Tanti mai bine s-ar specializa \u00een utilizarea m\u0103car a telefonului.<br \/>\n       Mai to\u021bi \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 ne reprofileze \u0219i s\u0103 ne respecializeze, ghid\u00e2ndu-ne cum s\u0103 alegem un \u0219ef. De-ar fi lumea plin\u0103, m\u00e2ine s-ar termina&#8230; \u0219mecheria. Nu c\u0103 n-ar fi pe-aproape.<br \/>\n       La nedumerirea ,,Ce face PSD \u00een letargie?\u201d, o ,,limpezire\u201d. ,,St\u0103-n opozi\u021bie.\u201d<br \/>\n       N-am \u0219tiut c\u0103 se poate da un diagnostic pe simptome culturale. \u0218i c\u0103 lipsa ei ar avea efecte catastrofale. Cine s\u0103 asculte un atare sfat: ,,nu opri\u021bi evenimentele\u201d?<br \/>\n       Chiar dac\u0103 unele nici nu merit\u0103 a fi demarate. S\u0103 mai vin\u0103 o dat\u0103 Moldoveanu&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Dup\u0103 gre\u0219ul pasteurez, francezii i-au trecut pe savan\u021bii franci la statistici. Care cum poate s\u0103 nu se infecteze prin&#8230;. Pentru anumite loca\u021bii respiri u\u0219urat, procentele de sc\u0103pare nev\u0103t\u0103mat\/\u0103 sunt mari. M\u0103 mir cum de nu se contabilizeaz\u0103 sut\u0103 la sut\u0103 nivelul infect\u0103rilor din acelea\u0219i areale.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\n        \u0218i nu vor avea. C\u0103 \u00eei este mai bine cet\u0103\u021beanului dec\u00e2t s\u0103 pun\u0103 10 lei pe lun\u0103 \u00een alt buzunar. De ap\u0103 n-are cum se eschiva, \u00eens\u0103 bidoanele-s pline la supermarketuri, la lumin\u0103 poate-o mai ciupi ceva, de gaze nu duce dorul, la telefon schimb\u0103 re\u021belele \u0219i numerele ca pe \u0219osete. Nu v\u0103d unde-i ilegalitatea lipsei unor contracte la utilit\u0103\u021bi, unde s\u0103 fie legea care s\u0103 oblige cet\u0103\u021beanul s\u0103 \u00eencheie contracte de gunoi. \u0218i unde are poli\u021bia jurisdic\u021bie s\u0103 for\u021beze pe cel ce-i d\u0103 p\u0103pic\u0103 la \u00eencheierea unor acte cu ter\u021bi particulari. Dac\u0103 mai era de stat, poate.<br \/>\n       Io glumesc p-acilea. Serozitatea este at\u00e2rnat\u0103 \u00eentr-un cui \u0219i cuiul e-n pod. De m\u0103 \u0219i mir cum de nu s-a prins toat\u0103 suflarea cititorilor. \u0218i m\u0103 mai mir de patosul unora care pun la inim\u0103 fiecare cuv\u00e2nt descris \u00een \u00eenscrisurile oficiale, de la primul, de c\u0103p\u0103t\u00e2i, la cel din urm\u0103 ordin&#8230;. Textul Constitu\u021biei &#8211; o hahalegeal\u0103. O not\u0103 informativ\u0103 sumar\u0103. Precum g\u00e2ndirea unora c\u0103 armata se supune ,,&#8230; exclusiv voin\u021bei poporului&#8230;\u201d Domnule, c\u00e2nd se pune problema suveranit\u0103\u021bii. \u0218i stabilit\u0103\u021bii. O adunare formal\u0103 de in\u0219i pe la u\u0219ile guvernamentale poate fi un motiv de cl\u0103tinare a ,,&#8230; unit\u0103\u021bii statului&#8230;\u201d (!) (?) A se lua aminte.<br \/>\n     Fiecare cu promisiuni. Noi le-am dat hoteluri carantina\u021bilor, m\u00e2ncare \u0219i b\u0103utur\u0103. Thailandezii ofer\u0103 locuin\u021be lacustre, plutitoare. Un iaht de persoan\u0103. Probabil \u0219i-o undi\u021b\u0103 pentru procurarea c\u0103rnii. De ap\u0103 nici nu poate fi vorba.<br \/>\n      Ia de te uit\u0103, neamule! \u0218i nu mai da cu barda \u00een ini\u021biatori. Nu te oblig\u0103 nimeni la card, \u00eel po\u021bi solicita singur.<br \/>\n      C\u00e2ntatul \u00eentr-o \u00eenc\u0103pere personal\u0103, filmat \u0219i expus, este echivalent cu cel din baie.<br \/>\n       De at\u00e2\u021bia regi \u0219i pre\u0219edin\u021bi pe biciclet\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n     Parc\u0103ri europene. Discriminatorii. Adic\u0103 ce s\u0103 fie aceea alternativ\u0103, c\u00e2nd pe st\u00e2nga, c\u00e2nd pe dreapta? S\u0103 vad\u0103 la noi, chiar \u0219i pe mijlocul str\u0103zii.<br \/>\n     N-am s\u0103-n\u021beleg flashmo(r)bul niciodat\u0103. S\u0103-mi azv\u00e2rl cracii \u0219i m\u00e2inile pe unde mi-o veni, laolalt\u0103 cu cei din preajm\u0103.<br \/>\n      Vinerea mare. Fiindc\u0103 tot ce a f\u0103cut Boc vreodat\u0103 a avut m\u0103re\u021bia urie\u0219escului. O ini\u021biativ\u0103 prin care \u00eent\u00e2iul vaccinat al Clujului \u00eencurajeaz\u0103 traficul de c\u0103l\u0103tori public. \u0218ti\u021bi cum a declan\u0219at campania? A venit pe jos la serviciu. Asta da gratuitate.<br \/>\n       Ca-ntre noi, acum. Motorin\u0103 se consum\u0103, impozitele cresc, Clujul prosper\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>12, 13 martie 2021 Am f\u0103cut o poz\u0103&#8230;. Ca s\u0103 nu pricep despre ce \u00eencearc\u0103 o profesoar\u0103 s\u0103 ,,brio\u201d-rifice pu\u0219tanii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14108"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14108"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14109,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14108\/revisions\/14109"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}