{"id":14091,"date":"2021-03-23T10:14:14","date_gmt":"2021-03-23T07:14:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14091"},"modified":"2021-03-23T10:14:14","modified_gmt":"2021-03-23T07:14:14","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-axolot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14091","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Axolot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       R\u00e2mnicul era \u00een\u021besat de gropi. Ocolirile lor te puteau pune \u00een posesia unui carnet de conduc\u0103tor de auto-vehicul, indiferent de m\u0103rime \u0219i tip.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd pleci de la atelier e\u0219ti plin ce verv\u0103, dornic s\u0103 ,,d\u0103r\u00e2mi&#8221; beneficiarului toate ruinele \u0219i s\u0103 pui \u00een loc de unele noi \u0219i str\u0103lucitoare. ,,Ne <strong>aviv\u0103m<\/strong> \u0219i azi p\u00e2n\u0103 le d\u0103m gata!&#8221; P\u00e2n\u0103 la primul hop. Acuze. ,,Tu le-ai legat, tu s\u0103 le pui la loc!&#8221; De parc\u0103 am fi avut separat c\u00e2te o parte din lucrare. \u0218i din at\u00e2ta voio\u0219ie ajungi un pachet de nervi. Urmarea: o zi ,,special\u0103&#8221;, \u00een\u021besat\u0103 de chem\u0103ri la bara judeca\u021bii la ori\u0219ice nimic, injurii din seninurile <strong>azurii<\/strong> ale zilei, interpel\u0103ri caustice. ,,Mai duce\u021bi-v\u0103, m\u0103, la biseric\u0103, c\u0103 v-au t\u00e2mpit femeile!&#8221; Tata. De parc\u0103 <strong>azimei<\/strong> i-ar fi stat bine \u00een gurile noastre spurcate \u0219i le-ar fi cur\u0103\u021bat de p\u0103cate. Dimpotriv\u0103. N-ar fi avut efect.<br \/>\n        \u00ce\u0219i fac unii casele&#8230; dup\u0103 re\u021bete nu tocmai nimerite. Peste drum de casa p\u0103rinteasc\u0103 a lui Solei, un careu cu laturi aproape egale, ziduri \u0219i un acoperi\u0219 sub care o amenajare mansardat\u0103 n-ar fi stricat. Spa\u021biul concura parterul, iar \u00een\u0103l\u021bimea o \u00eentrecea cu \u00eenc\u0103 jum\u0103tate. De m-a determinat la o compara\u021bie cu podul fostei loca\u021bii de bal, \u00een timpurile dinainte de 1970, \u0219i de nunt\u0103 dup\u0103, \u00een casele Bederegilor de l\u00e2ng\u0103 fosta ramp\u0103 de \u00eenc\u0103rcare a vagoanelor cu ,,rafin\u0103rile&#8221; petroliere ale Venusului, unde urcasem de curiozitate, cu o astfel de ocazie cu dar. \u0218i ce pod! De afar\u0103 ai fi jurat c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 adop\u021bi pozi\u021bia coco\u0219atului de la Notre-Dame sau a t\u00e2r\u00e2toarelor pentru a te deplasa \u00een varii direc\u021bii, \u00een el, \u00eens\u0103, se juca hora \u0219i s\u00e2rba ponderat, \u00een pozi\u021biile <strong>axiale<\/strong> verticale. Nu prea mult, totu\u0219i, mirosul puternic de ceap\u0103 pus\u0103 la uscat te scobora dup\u0103 cinci minute pe du\u0219umeaua s\u0103lii&#8230;. V\u0103zuse el proprietarul pe undeva ceva asem\u0103n\u0103tor, vreo cul\u0103 de bancnot\u0103, vreo vili\u0219oar\u0103 mai rustic\u0103, dar nu i-a dat de merchez \u0219i nu i-a reu\u0219it precum modelul. Fiindc\u0103 la c\u00e2t loc avea curtea \u0219i la ce acoperi\u0219 se \u00eencumetase, se putea orienta la una cu etaj. Pe st\u00e2nga ne-am strecurat \u00eentre gard \u0219i cas\u0103, s\u0103 spunem c-am avut un metru la dispozi\u021bie, pe dreapta deloc. Ideile auto-constructorului au urmat un set de <strong>axiome<\/strong> proprii, ,,Pun funda\u021bia pe hotar \u0219i apa s\u0103 se scurg\u0103 la vecinul!&#8221; \u0219i plachez toat\u0103 partea cu sc\u00e2nduri. Nou\u0103 cu u\u0219urare. Renun\u021bi la rotopercutoare \u0219i br\u0103\u021bara o prinzi \u00een hol\u021b\u0219urub. (De-a\u0219 fi fost crescut \u00een dulcele stil al laudelor, turnam acum un encomiastic google-ului de zile mari! F\u0103r\u0103 n-a\u0219 fi reidentificat manopera, trei racord\u0103ri la un lung burlan de scos \u00een strad\u0103, cu panta suficient de \u00eenclinat\u0103, exact \u00een unghiul primului cot. Dar \u0219i cu harta \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 te treze\u0219ti cu surprize. Pe sensul dinspre Br\u0103ila casa nu se vede de un copac foarte \u00eenalt, iar a vecinei are tabla veche. Invers nicio urm\u0103 de copac, iar acoperi\u0219ul men\u021bionat a primit tabl\u0103 de tip \u021bigl\u0103 nou-nou\u021b\u0103. Nicio urm\u0103 de masculi <strong>aviari<\/strong> \u0219i puicu\u021be, cum \u0219tiam alt\u0103dat\u0103, nici alte materii aruncate anapoda.<br \/>\n      Nici n-a durat foarte mult s\u0103 ne \u00eentoarcem, cu drepturi depline, \u00een curtea b\u0103tr\u00e2nei, nu la mica \u00een\u021belegere c\u0103 nu stric\u0103m nimic \u0219i o sc\u0103p\u0103m astfel de inunda\u021biile nedorite, venite c\u00e2nd \u0219i c\u00e2nd de la strea\u0219ina repede a \u00een\u021biglatului \u00eenveli\u0219 de \u0219indril\u0103, ci pentru acel ceva pe care unii \u00eel abandoneaz\u0103. Meseria\u0219i angaja\u021bi s\u0103 ridice o camer\u0103, o astereal\u0103 \u0219i peste c\u00e2teva foi ambutisate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>R\u00e2mnicul era \u00een\u021besat de gropi. 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