{"id":14074,"date":"2021-03-21T18:10:17","date_gmt":"2021-03-21T15:10:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14074"},"modified":"2021-03-21T18:26:02","modified_gmt":"2021-03-21T15:26:02","slug":"brigada-diverse-hasca-rea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=14074","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (H)a\u0219ca (r)ea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>11 martie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\nC\u00e2te nu f\u0103ceam acum un an. \u00cenghi\u021beam pliscuri.<br \/>\nC\u0103 mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 tot azi, tot o \u00eencheiere de activitate, cu restr\u00e2ngere for\u021bat\u0103 la interne&#8230;.<br \/>\nDar. De 8 Martie. Adic\u0103 se poate \u0219i mai altfel. S\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi procuri anticipat bilet de tren, s\u0103-l onorezi cu prezen\u021ba \u0219i s\u0103 te terfeleasc\u0103 de 50 de lei de la Bucure\u0219ti la R\u00e2mnicu S\u0103rat. Ce p\u0103rea a fi o sahar\u0103 pe timpul pr\u00e2nzului, s-a transformat \u00eentr-un iglu la poalele Polului Nord. D\u0103-i cu frig, ia cu cald, pune stop \u0219i mul\u021bumim, nene, pentru atmosfera lui Gerar. Ghea\u021b\u0103 la malul ventilatorului ce umfl\u0103 perdelele ca pe borangic, cancer la picioare, pe unde \u0219erpii curen\u021bilor sloiesc sistemul limfatic. Na\u0219u\u2019 trezit la con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 abia dup\u0103 Buz\u0103u, cu invita\u021bie la schimbare de vagon. Ca parantez\u0103: m\u0103 chinuia \u00een era glaciar\u0103 de pe locul 95 forma formelor ce se petreceau neast\u00e2mp\u0103rate pe culoar: s\u0103 fie pipi\u021be, pupi\u021be, pipu\u021be sau pupu\u021be?<br \/>\nAp\u0103i modernismul \u0103sta ce altceva s\u0103 prolifereze? Dezordinea, nesupunerea \u0219i un gen de educa\u021bie revolu\u021bionar\u0103. Avizat\u0103 clasa mijlocie spre medie a \u0219colarilor, cu prim planuri \u0219i scenarii parentale: ,,D\u0103 foc, mam\u0103, m\u0103\u0219tii!\u201d<br \/>\nIrezistibil\u0103 o constatare g\u0103sit\u0103 la unul dintre prieteni, chiar dac\u0103 pe undeva r\u0103ne\u0219te orgolii. Lu\u00e2nd femeia \u00een adev\u0103ratul sens al cuv\u00e2ntului, putem lega 8 Martie de statutul maternal \u0219i putem da cu flit celor ce-\u0219i arog\u0103 simbolul \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 n-au c\u0103p\u0103tat o carte de identitate. Din p\u0103cate, tizule, la 4 ani \u0219i 10 luni, prin Peru de odinioar\u0103, primul bebe a devenit mam\u0103. Prin urmare, ,,mucoasele\u201d pot primi derogare pentru \u00eenc\u0103 o zi aniversar\u0103, \u00een afara \u00eent\u00e2iului de Iunie.<br \/>\nUnii fac minuni \u00eenainte ca ele s\u0103 poat\u0103 fi anticipate. Zenecii omoar\u0103, cu bun\u0103-\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103, orice virus-coronavirus din viitor. Cic\u0103 de hac le-a venit brazilienilor&#8230;.<br \/>\nPe fondul unui tip de stand-up comedy \u0219colar emit ,,o glum\u0103\u201d. \u0218ti\u021bi de ce a interzis Ministerul Mediului pescuitul de sturion? Fiindc\u0103 de c\u00e2nd a \u00eenceput pandemia, la supermarket, la ora la care \u00eemi fac cump\u0103r\u0103turile, nu se g\u0103se\u0219te alt sortiment. Oricum, mi se f\u0103cuse grea\u021b\u0103: \u00een fiecare zi icre negre&#8230;.<br \/>\nC\u00e2te beneficii! Mai s\u0103 m\u0103 determine s\u0103 iau calea vaccin\u0103rii. \u0102ia din Israel concert, pasagerii model pentru New York zbor special. Nou\u0103, rom\u00e2nilor, pe c\u00e2nd o recompensare cu excursie la&#8230; Babele?<br \/>\nBa \u0219i mai \u0219i! Americ\u0103nu\u0219ii \u00een\u021bep\u0103\u021bei au privilegiul de-a-\u0219i da jos masca la reuniunile de familie! Comunismule, stai c\u0103 viu acu\u0219i! \u0218i ce mine cu din\u021bii desc\u0103tu\u0219a\u021bi&#8230;.<br \/>\nFrancezii, reac\u021bionari. Gavroche \u0219i ai s\u0103i insurgen\u021bi s-au proclamat pe baricade st\u0103p\u00e2nii de moment pe trei teatre. Cine spunea c\u0103 revolu\u021bia cultural\u0103 n-a \u00eenceput?<br \/>\n\u0218i rusul, deloc mai prejos! Ucrainianul s-a \u00eentronat pe nu-ul vaccin\u0103rii. Doar vreo 19000 de sp\u0103rg\u0103tori de grev\u0103.<br \/>\nCumin\u021beii italieni primesc o plimbare pe \u0219ine gratuit\u0103. Na\u0219ul st\u0103 cu seringa la u\u0219a vagonului.<br \/>\nPrim\u0103var\u0103, concert \u0219i Tudor Gheorghe sunt trei pleonasme. Ca de altfel iarn\u0103, colinde, Cr\u0103ciun \u0219i Hru\u0219c\u0103.<br \/>\nNu poate fi o coinciden\u021b\u0103. De diminea\u021b\u0103 purtam \u00een buzunar 38 de lei. Dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103 m\u0103run\u021bii str\u00e2n\u0219i pe masa de televizor erau 3,80 lei. Iar acum la finalul zilei procentul degust\u0103torilor ,,dezgusta\u021bi\u201d de vin a ajuns la 38%.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>11 martie 2021 C\u00e2te nu f\u0103ceam acum un an. \u00cenghi\u021beam pliscuri. 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