{"id":1399,"date":"2015-05-09T08:20:25","date_gmt":"2015-05-09T05:20:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=1399"},"modified":"2015-05-09T08:20:25","modified_gmt":"2015-05-09T05:20:25","slug":"zanganele-xlvi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=1399","title":{"rendered":"Z\u0103ng\u0103nele XLVI"},"content":{"rendered":"

Z\u0103ng\u0103nele
\nXLVI.<\/h1>\n

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V\u0103 urez s\u0103n\u0103tate! Bine ar fi s\u0103 se g\u0103seasc\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 stai la coad\u0103!<\/p>\n

\nIar stau r\u0103u cu \u00een\u021belegerea! Recunosc \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 c\u0103 sunt om, mai bolnav, mai pu\u021bin…. \u00cen afara cardului bancar \u0219i c\u0103r\u021bii de identitate nu mai de\u021bin absolut nici un carton plastifiat sau plastic ordinar oficial. Nici de astea n-a\u0219 mai avea nevoie, dar \u00een criza asta de personalit\u0103\u021bi m\u0103 v\u0103d nevoit \u00eenc\u0103 s\u0103 le p\u0103strez, mai \u0219tii cine d\u0103 peste mine \u0219i nu m\u0103 mai poate reconstitui facial nimeni dup\u0103?<\/p>\n

\nRom\u00e2nii sunt un caz unic \u00een lume! C\u00e2nd se d\u0103 ceva, ei sunt primii la \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103deal\u0103! Povestea cu crati\u021bele de supermarket dou\u0103 la zece lei o \u0219ti\u021bi, unii dintre voi chiar a\u021bi pus um\u0103rul la consumarea lor de pe raft \u00een doi timpi \u0219i tot at\u00e2tea mi\u0219c\u0103ri. Aceea\u0219i busculad\u0103 am z\u0103rit-o \u0219i la ap\u0103 sfin\u021bit\u0103, sper\u00e2nd fiecare, cu o \u00eentindere de m\u00e2n\u0103, la via\u021b\u0103 ve\u0219nic\u0103, (aten\u021bie, via\u021b\u0103!), sau la vindecare miraculoas\u0103 \u0219terg\u00e2ndu-\u0219i petice, c\u00e2rpe, tren\u021be de moa\u0219tele sfintei Parascheva. La mesele electorale, este b\u0103taie \u00een toat\u0103 regula! \u0218i exist\u0103 \u0219i armament greu scos la lupt\u0103: osul r\u0103mas dup\u0103 dezgolirea de carne asezonat\u0103 cu fasole. \u00cemi las\u0103 ap\u0103 \u00een gur\u0103 \u0219i mie, dar doar de dou\u0103 ori pe an. \u00cens\u0103 alegeri sunt din patru \u00een patru ani. \u00cen cazul \u0103sta, o s\u0103 pun so\u021bia s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 pe plac din punct de vedere culinar c\u0103 doar n-o s\u0103 stau dup\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2rzia\u021bii \u0103\u0219tia pe scaunul responsabilit\u0103\u021bilor patru ani de zile de c\u0103ciul\u0103.<\/p>\n

\nCozi sunt peste tot \u0219i concet\u0103\u021beanul nostru are predilec\u021bie spre acest tip de \u00een\u0219irare unul \u00een spatele altuia \u00eenc\u0103 de demult, de pe vremea c\u00e2nd, a\u0219a cum am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat noi pe la \u0219coal\u0103, bie\u021bii daci erau lua\u021bi de romani \u0219i trimi\u0219i ca oile, dar \u00een lan\u021buri, la Roma sau aiurea. \u00cen nicio ordine, turma se \u00eendeas\u0103 c\u00e2t mai compact posibil, sper\u00e2nd c\u0103 presiunea propriului corp va m\u0103ri viteza cu care cel aflat \u00een biroul ,,sentin\u021belor” se va deda la a-\u0219i exercita atribu\u021biile mai repede. Gre\u0219it! Cu c\u00e2t gloata este mai ,,represiv\u0103”, cu at\u00e2t mai mult func\u021bionarul va mic\u0219ora ritmul de lucru. Fie la fisc, fie la poli\u021bie, la judec\u0103torie spuneam c\u0103 n-am c\u0103lcat a\u0219a c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu a le \u00eentocmi un grafic de mi\u0219care, fie la spital sau prim\u0103rie, trebuie s\u0103 te \u00eenarmezi cu tact. Nu le pici \u00een ,,gra\u021bii” din curiozitate, ci din pur\u0103 necesitate. Dac\u0103 ridici glasul e vai de tine, dac\u0103 abordezi discu\u021bia din pozi\u021bia ignorantului, ca s\u0103 nu-i zic altfel, e\u0219ti ,,m\u00e2ncat”. A\u0219adar tact: nici prost, nici de\u0219tept, c\u00e2nd epatat, c\u00e2nd epat\u00e2nd, dar scurt \u0219i doar la obiect.<\/p>\n

\nSingurii ,,duhovnici” la care nu sufli dec\u00e2t \u00eentrebat sunt \u00een ordinea asta doctorul, fiindc\u0103 la el mai ai un lic\u0103r de speran\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 te vei \u00eens\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i, \u0219i preotul, deoarece la el g\u0103se\u0219ti o ultim\u0103 porti\u021b\u0103 deschis\u0103 c\u00e2nd via\u021ba st\u0103 s\u0103 aleag\u0103: a fi ori a nu fi. Ca oi\u021ba sp\u0103\u0219it\u0103 deschizi u\u0219a, sco\u021bi c\u0103ciula de pe cap, zici ,,s\u0103r’m\u00e2na domn’ doctor” \u0219i iei loc pe scaun. E\u0219ti privit sumar pentru o anamnez\u0103 complet\u0103 de fel de-a fi, prime\u0219ti un mic damf de Kent, mai e\u0219ti am\u00e2nat de-o completare ilizibil\u0103 de fi\u0219\u0103 medical\u0103 \u0219i-apoi prime\u0219ti stereotipa chestionare ,,ce te doare…?”. Doamne fere\u0219te s\u0103 ajungi la doctor \u0219i o spun ca orice om, aproape s\u0103n\u0103tos, care are nevoie de sistemul de ajutor sanitar doar pentru o r\u0103ceal\u0103 galopant\u0103 sau un glod de \u021b\u0103r\u00e2n\u0103 nimerit accidental \u00een globii oculari. Sunt con\u0219tient c\u0103 o s\u0103-mi sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2ie oasele, c\u0103 o s\u0103 \u00eencep s\u0103 m\u0103 vait, poate nu a\u0219a de mult ca unii pe care i-am v\u0103zut etal\u00e2ndu-\u0219i teatral suferin\u021ba, dar mai este \u00eenc\u0103 \u0219i cu unul ca mine sistemul de s\u0103n\u0103tate ar da faliment u\u0219or, s-ar transforma \u00eentr-un azil de b\u0103tr\u00e2ni cu tratament paliativ de am\u0103git suferin\u021ba \u00eentoarcerii la \u021b\u0103r\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n

\nToat\u0103 tevatura mea \u00eens\u0103 avea un singur \u021bel, cardul de s\u0103n\u0103tate \u0219i necesitatea lui. Eu unul nu l-am primit \u0219i sper s\u0103 nu-l primesc niciodat\u0103, fiindc\u0103 pe mine la coad\u0103 n-o s\u0103 m\u0103 vede\u021bi. Numai \u00een pielea mea s\u0103 nu fi fost c\u00e2nd am vizitat ultima oar\u0103 spitalul pentru o extrac\u021bie de ,,deranjativ ocular”. \u00centrebarea aceea ,,sunte\u021bi asigurat” m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 m\u0103 simt ca un cer\u0219etor \u0219i mi-am f\u0103cut o promisiune ferm\u0103 din acel moment: nu voi mai c\u0103lca pragurile a\u0219ez\u0103m\u00e2ntului de binefacere dec\u00e2t \u00een faz\u0103 incon\u0219tient\u0103 sau \u00een calitate de executant de lucr\u0103ri de dulgherie \u0219i tinichigerie. Pentru orice serviciu de natur\u0103 medical\u0103 voi apela doar la serviciile doctorului particular, acela\u0219i, dac\u0103 privi\u021bi atent, din spital. O dualitate pe care nu o \u00een\u021beleg, dar cu care nu-mi mai bat capul demult. Eu am priceput cu ce se m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 societatea de tip capitalist.<\/p>\n

Dac-ar pricepe \u0219i al\u021bii…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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