{"id":13934,"date":"2021-03-13T17:17:16","date_gmt":"2021-03-13T14:17:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13934"},"modified":"2021-03-13T17:17:16","modified_gmt":"2021-03-13T14:17:16","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-avivau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13934","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Avivau"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Da\u2019 nu mi-a\u0219 fi adus aminte&#8230;. Se pierduse complet.<br \/>\n       De la st\u0103ruitoarea iscodire chinuitoare ,,cum s\u0103 ne fi chemat Tronaru doar pentru dou\u0103 flecu\u0219te\u021be\u201d, mi-a curs un r\u00e2u de evenimente. Intrarea \u00een curte, intrarea \u00een cas\u0103, sufrageria central\u0103 \u00eenalt\u0103 c\u00e2t un zg\u00e2rie nori (era proprietarul uneori zg\u00e2rie-br\u00e2nz\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 la amenaj\u0103rile interioare a deschis punga larg), lacul de ap\u0103 de pe cl\u0103dire de-o baie ozonat\u0103, o alt\u0103 teras\u0103 ad\u0103postit\u0103 de semicercul policarbonat cucuiat pentru sute de ghivece cu flori, \u00eentr-un cuv\u00e2nt o minun\u0103\u021bie. \u00centr-o asemenea loca\u021bie, mai c\u0103 m-a\u0219 sim\u021bi ca acas\u0103.<br \/>\n       O alt\u0103 st\u0103ruin\u021b\u0103 d\u0103duse ghes autorit\u0103\u021bilor s\u0103 se purcead\u0103 la genurile piramidale <strong>aztece<\/strong>, nu \u00een forma consacrat\u0103, ci \u00een anvergur\u0103 &#8211; pe sensul Br\u0103ila-Foc\u0219ani\/Buz\u0103u, \u00een arealul restr\u00e2ns, dar generos pentru c\u00e2\u021biva oameni de ,,vaz\u0103\u201d, poten\u021ba\u021bi de la mama natur\u0103 cu daruri financiare -, \u0219i mai ales \u00een \u00een\u0103l\u021bime, s\u0103 se vad\u0103 de unde se-arat\u0103 lumina <strong>azurie<\/strong> a dimine\u021bii mai bine. <strong>Axarea<\/strong> pe case cu etaj, nu un lucru r\u0103u, dar \u00een climate ,,<strong>azoice<\/strong>\u201d, nu unde <strong>a\u0219chie<\/strong> l\u00e2ng\u0103 a\u0219chie stau tala\u0219 spoitorii la fiecare intersec\u021bie cu Bulevardul, iar l\u00e2ng\u0103 fosta fabric\u0103 de butelii stau ciurd\u0103 c\u00e2rduri de romi. D\u0103 nu tocmai bine. \u00cens\u0103 n-am fi singurul ora\u0219 cro\u0219etat cu primitivism etnic ce se <strong>av\u00e2nt\u0103<\/strong> din an \u00een an mai mult \u00een masa rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 \u0219i mai&#8230; definitiv.<br \/>\n     S\u0103rind ,,p\u00e2rleazul\u201d vecinului, construit dup\u0103 regula vechilor mariaje nobiliare, neam cu neam, bune, ajungi inevitabil \u00een ocolul&#8230; ,,silvic\u201d. Vag\u0103 o \u00eenchipuire deslu\u0219it\u0103 &#8211; f\u0103r\u0103 a fi eronat\u0103, cu un ochi \u00een h\u0103r\u021bile google <strong>avizai<\/strong> impresia -, dar sigur\u0103. Maroul s-a \u00eentip\u0103rit corespunz\u0103tor \u00een pupile \u0219i peste etajul mansardat cu lemn, chinul de-a fixa jgheaburi \u0219i burlane din pozi\u021bia incomod\u0103 a unei sc\u0103ri proptite la unghiul cel mai mare posibil fa\u021b\u0103 de vertical\u0103, 15 grade de insecuritate, <strong>avusem<\/strong> (\u0219tiu c\u0103-n conjugare se adaug\u0103 o pereche de ,,se\u201d) curaj \u0219i nevoi financiare suficiente pentru el. Oricum, puteam ,,dormi\u201d cu grij\u0103 zero. Peste drum, de ne-ar fi c\u0103zut ,,guvernul\u201d, aveam suflet de om cu Domnul \u0219i-ar fi \u00eengrijit de noi&#8230; m\u0103car cu un muc de lum\u00e2nare&#8230;. Google-ul cu memoria lui, c\u0103ci tot poze \u00eenf\u0103\u021bi\u0219eaz\u0103 dup\u0103 preluarea cu ma\u0219ina-ozn \u0219i prelucrarea ,,diafilmelor\u201d. Eu cu a mea. Din fa\u021b\u0103 c\u0103tre dos &#8211; de la poart\u0103 c\u0103tre spatele vecinului &#8211; un instantaneu cu un sistem precar improvizat, cumva oblic pe linia <strong>axului<\/strong> principal al cur\u021bii, pentru asamblarea p\u0103r\u021bilor de jgheab executate acas\u0103, la atelier. \u0218i meseria de \u0219ofer a proprietarului. Celelalte, tot din hardul str\u00e2ng\u0103torului internet maps: c\u0103z\u0103nele a la Costache &#8211; fa\u021b\u0103, spate, laterale, roluiri, dou\u0103 tipuri de boboci ca ochi, cu dou\u0103 rame din benzi franjurate, vulsuite \u0219i \u00eembinate circular, un nas \u0219i urechi din acela\u0219i tandem, dar de m\u0103rime dubl\u0103, un guler dintr-o alt\u0103 band\u0103 de tabl\u0103, \u00eenzorzonat\u0103 cu g\u0103uri rotunde \u0219i preducele \u00een form\u0103 de semilun\u0103, capacul \u0219i \u0219tu\u021bul lipite etan\u0219, pentru o colectare de ap\u0103 pluvial\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 grija vreunei picur\u0103ri nedemne de o echip\u0103 de meseria\u0219i de soi -, ,,se\u201d-uri dup\u0103 aceea\u0219i str\u0103mo\u0219easc\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tur\u0103, nelipsindu-le ochelarii, dar ai mamii-mari (!), cobor\u00e2ri cu final \u00een coad\u0103 de cot (!!), br\u0103\u021b\u0103ri dintr-ale noii genera\u021bii ,,meserie te halesc\u201d, cu prinderi platband\u0103-cui sudate &#8211; eradicasem vechiul sistem ce implica \u00eenc\u0103 un om, pe forjor (cel ce transforma o s\u00e2rm\u0103 moart\u0103 \u00eentr-un piron dur \u0219i la un cap\u0103t, dup\u0103 aplatizare, practica o \u00eendoire <strong>axial\u0103<\/strong> la nou\u0103zeci de grade, special\u0103 pentru fixarea cu nit a platbandei), deseori prea \u00eenc\u0103rcat de comenzi, prea lene\u0219 sau cu preferin\u021be pentru alte lucr\u0103ri, deci inutil \u0219i \u00eent\u00e2rzietor -, mult mai rezistente la plasarea \u00een perete prin batere, uneori f\u0103r\u0103 folosirea borma\u0219inii \u0219i burghiului sfredelitor.<br \/>\n        Ce ne mai enervam la cele vechi. Se coc\u00e2rjau dup\u0103 doar dou\u0103 lovituri de ciocan, indiferent de opera\u021biunile ajut\u0103toare, chiar dac\u0103 f\u0103ceam palma sul \u00een jurul \u03a6-ului &#8211; uneori prea lat\u0103 pentru un cui diametru opt-zece milimetri scurt -, demersuri inutile. Refacere? Greu spre ba. \u00cencercase tata refacerea modelului cu o mic\u0103 bucat\u0103 de platband\u0103 sudat\u0103 \u00een cap\u0103tul neascu\u021bit al cuiului, metod\u0103 care a dat gre\u0219 din pricina nitului, la implantare se \u00eendoia platbanda \u00een unghi ascu\u021bit p\u00e2n\u0103 la ruperea sudurii. C\u0103-i \u0219i ziceam: ,,<strong>Avea\u021bi<\/strong>, bre tat\u0103, o tehnic\u0103 de toat\u0103 jena!\u201d R\u0103spunsul, ,,Face\u021bi, b\u0103, voi altfel!\u201d, s\u0103rea ca&#8230; mu\u0219tarul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Da\u2019 nu mi-a\u0219 fi adus aminte&#8230;. Se pierduse complet. De la st\u0103ruitoarea iscodire chinuitoare ,,cum s\u0103 ne fi chemat Tronaru<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13934"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13934"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13935,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13934\/revisions\/13935"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}