{"id":13859,"date":"2021-03-07T12:58:19","date_gmt":"2021-03-07T09:58:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13859"},"modified":"2021-03-07T12:58:19","modified_gmt":"2021-03-07T09:58:19","slug":"brigada-diverse-bulici-mimici-ii-cici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13859","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Bu(l)ici, m(i)mici, i(i), (C)ici"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>25 februarie, 1 martie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n       Didi\u021bel fran\u021buzel pu\u021bintel confuzel. Nesigur cu totul, peror\u00e2nd ineficien\u021ba celor c\u00e2teva reguli sanitare. Blazat \u0219i resemnat ca restul experimentatorilor clasicelor metode, pasteurezi, de clocire a vaccinului.<br \/>\n       B\u0103\u0219inile de vac\u0103 produc efect de ser\u0103. De ne \u00eendeamn\u0103 vehement, a\u0219 spune v\u0103dit \u00eengrijorat, Bilic\u0103 al lui Por\u021bi, s\u0103 le elimin\u0103m. M\u0103n\u00e2nci ,,furaje\u201d, iarb\u0103, \u0219i zici c\u0103-i friptur\u0103. De colorant \u0219i gust se ocup\u0103 chimicalele.<br \/>\n       De la film la \u0219coal\u0103 e un pas. Unul mic pentru adultul p\u0103rinte, unul mare pentru copilul elev. Jude-le furnizeaz\u0103 doar o mostr\u0103. ,,Despre ce s\u0103 vorbim azi, fiule?\u201d ,,Da\u2019 s\u0103 fie \u0219i mama de fa\u021b\u0103!\u201d ,,E?\u201d ,,Despre pornografie!\u201d Nu-i&#8230; r\u0103u! C\u0103 \u0219i-a\u0219a, le zice unul de-sta mic mai dihai ca unul mare.<br \/>\n       Necalifica\u021bii, fat\u0103, necalifica\u021bii! \u0102ia au minim pe economie. Dar au sporuri de mai multe feluri \u0219i un regim special, altfel s\u0103-l v\u0103d eu pe \u0103la care intr\u0103 cu o speran\u021b\u0103 moart\u0103 \u0219i iese cu ea \u0219i mai \u0219i din \u0219ut. E un pic de \u0219mecherie acolo cu 10 luni nepl\u0103ti\u021bi. N-are cum. Nici fotbali\u0219tii nu a\u0219teapt\u0103 at\u00e2t.<br \/>\n       700 ori o mie, \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bit la 16. Aproape \u0219i exact 43,75 cu ad\u0103ugirea multiplicativ\u0103 1000. Cu un sc\u0103z\u0103m\u00e2nt de 40 \u0219i-un pic de jude\u021be, leprele de liceu ratar\u0103 maturitatea la musta\u021b\u0103 tot 1000. Anual. Pu\u021bini. Sau mult? Calcula\u021bi altfel. Un sfert pic\u0103, trei sferturi nu.<br \/>\n       Bine-o fi s\u0103 prive\u0219ti \u00een urm\u0103. ,,Uraa!&#8230;\u201d A\u0219a debuta anul \u0219colar 2019-2020. Cu o pleiad\u0103 impresionant\u0103 de elevi, aproape de 3 milioane, cu 35 de s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni de studiu \u0219i cu o am\u0103gire de vacan\u021be. ,,Ce nebunie&#8230;\u201d va fi continuat.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n       Totul este esen\u021bial. Mersul la pia\u021b\u0103 cu ma\u0219ina. C\u0103l\u0103toriile la mall cu metroul. Programarea la tuns, epilat&#8230;. Mersul belgienilor cu avionul.<br \/>\n       Propellerhead se preocup\u0103 de ceva vreme, dintr-un Reason personal, s\u0103 mai trezeasc\u0103 muzicienilor blaza\u021bi unul sau doi neuroni. Reclam\u0103 f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-\u0219i la negru (!). Cu&#8230;.<br \/>\n       E tot ce-a r\u0103mas mai bun din omenire. O pat\u0103 maronie destul de \u00eentunecat\u0103 c\u00e2t s\u0103 produc\u0103 confuzii.<br \/>\n       Penelopele s\u0103 \u021beas\u0103 p\u00e2nz\u0103, Uli\u0219ii s\u0103 nu mai hoin\u0103reasc\u0103, la televizor, Telemacii s\u0103-\u0219i vad\u0103 de cursurile online. P\u00e2n\u0103 de ziua femeii.<br \/>\n       Mamele-s \u00een primejdie de denaturare la controalele medicale. Responsabile serurile anticovidice.<br \/>\n       O solu\u021bie la dilu\u021bie. Printre at\u00e2tea, dezvoltarea gripei u\u0219oare \u00eempiedic\u0103 formele grave covidice. Foc cu foc se potole\u0219te.<br \/>\n       Frumos rockul, dezgust\u0103tori me\u0219terii \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2ni\u021bi ce-i caut\u0103 vechile valen\u021be \u00een v\u0103zul tineretului. Neatr\u0103g\u0103tori. Oricare le-ar fi fost gloria de alt\u0103dat\u0103.<br \/>\n       V\u0103 pune\u021bi cu neam\u021bul? C\u00e2nd spune ,,nein\u201d, a\u0219a r\u0103m\u00e2ne. Precum Angela Zenecii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>25 februarie, 1 martie 2021 Didi\u021bel fran\u021buzel pu\u021bintel confuzel. Nesigur cu totul, peror\u00e2nd ineficien\u021ba celor c\u00e2teva reguli sanitare. 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