{"id":13848,"date":"2021-03-06T18:38:58","date_gmt":"2021-03-06T15:38:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13848"},"modified":"2021-03-06T18:39:23","modified_gmt":"2021-03-06T15:39:23","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-azuram","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13848","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Azur\u0103m"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pe-o vreme c\u00e2inoas\u0103, din erele perene ale schimb\u0103rilor trimestriale anuale, unde scurgerile olanelor se-nnoad\u0103 \u00een lacrim\u0103 la buza cotului de burlan, nu iese nici ursul, nici ursoaica. Numai omu-i&#8230;.<br \/>\nTrec\u0103tor, dar \u0219i plin de nelini\u0219te, p\u00e2n\u0103-i cade guvernul imunitar \u0219i zace la pat. Pic\u0103 o cea\u021b\u0103 peste matinal, de s\u0103-\u021bi vin\u0103 a suspenda toate propunerile, decente \u0219i de stringen\u021b\u0103, contrar\u0103 tonului <strong>azuriu<\/strong> din titulatur\u0103. Nu v\u0103 spun ce dorin\u021b\u0103 e-n Cristi s\u0103 plece azi la o prim\u0103 \u00eenvelitoare \u00eenscris\u0103 \u00een calendarul lui 2021 \u0219i ce neputin\u021b\u0103 \u00een unul dintre elevii mei la pian s\u0103 se prezinte la curs din pricina r\u0103celii. \u0218i de-ar \u00een\u021belege ,,trestia\u201d asta ,,g\u00e2nditoare\u201d p\u00e2n\u0103 unde \u0219i c\u00e2t poate duce.<br \/>\nNeprielnice \u0219i ucig\u0103toare toate. Fie alegerea nepotrivit\u0103, la trei case \u00eenspre cimitir &#8211; drumul spre el, perpendicular, Eternitatea salut\u00e2nd de pe st\u00e2nga, d\u00e2nd din Eroilor (\u0219i noi ce eram?) la nici 100 de metri de intersec\u021bie &#8211; ne postar\u0103m cu sculele de tabl\u0103. \u0218i-o alt\u0103 inevitabil\u0103 ,,nenorocire\u201d, vizavi de ,,Scap\u0103 porcu&#8217;\u201d, dar nu cea din urm\u0103. <strong>Avur\u0103m<\/strong> o baft\u0103&#8230;. ,,Aplec\u0103toarea\u201d p\u0103rea dintre cele mai facile, de plimb\u0103ri genul celor ce curg din susul Centrului p\u00e2n\u0103 la Parc. Nu \u0219i f\u0103c\u0103tura de tabl\u0103, net\u0103iat\u0103, de-a-ntregul, \u00eens\u0103 sucit\u0103 de dou\u0103 ori la fal\u021buri \u0219i-nc\u0103 pe at\u00e2ta la coame. Un bai testat \u0219i trecut la suportabile. Doar ghinionul \u00eenvecin\u0103rii cu un iz bovin a sc\u0103zut drastic \u0219ansele unei bife \u00een carnetul cu lucr\u0103ri ,,memorabile\u201d. \u00cen dosul domiciliar, nea Priceputu \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bea gardul cu o familie cresc\u0103toare de vite: spoitori. Dintre cei ce adaug\u0103 la <strong>avu\u021bii<\/strong> din surplusul ob\u021binut de la s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 la s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eengr\u0103\u0219\u00e2nd ,,porcul\u201d \u00eenainte de v\u00e2nzare \u0219i p\u0103c\u0103lind \u021b\u0103ranul n\u0103t\u00e2ng la cump\u0103rare. <strong>Axiom\u0103<\/strong> valabil\u0103 samsarilor.<br \/>\nCe lucrare s\u0103 fie aceea unde perfec\u021biunea s\u0103-\u021bi dea de g\u00e2ndit p\u00e2n\u0103 a declara casa, proprietarul, materialele, manopera, \u00eemprejurimile \u0219i plata impecabile? O utopie! Prea sus, prea jos, prea \u00eenclinat\u0103, prea dreapt\u0103, prea b\u0103tr\u00e2ni \u0219i&#8230;, prea tineri \u0219i&#8230;, prea mult\u0103 munc\u0103, prea groas\u0103\/sub\u021bire\/uleioas\u0103 tabla, prea rar\u0103\/coapt\u0103 sc\u00e2ndura, aidoma grinzilor\/c\u0103priorilor, prea multe hornuri\/dolii\/luminatoare\/cucuvele, prea&#8230;.<br \/>\nDin prea greu dai foc motoarelor, te <strong>av\u00e2n\u021bi<\/strong> nebune\u0219te de fric\u0103, <strong>azimut<\/strong> de la strea\u0219in\u0103-n sus, \u0219i voia domnilor. <strong>Avizul<\/strong> lui tata, al proprietarului \u0219i&#8230;. Ba\u021bi \u00een retragere doar \u00een situa\u021bii rare, p\u00e2n\u0103 la escalad\u0103, pentru preten\u021bii mari, risc total, imposibilitate, vecini inexorabili \u0219i plat\u0103 de toat\u0103 jena. Uneori l\u0103sate cu amenin\u021b\u0103ri. Nea Costic\u0103 P. om de \u00een\u021beles, me\u0219ter c\u0103utat pentru unele \u0219i altele mecanico-electrice, fost amploiat la Siloz, dintre cei care cat\u0103-n fire \u0219i motora\u0219e cu \u021bigara-n col\u021bul buzelor, tr\u0103it \u00eentre \u021biganii cu bivoli\u021be numai el \u0219tie cum, tolerant p\u00e2n\u0103 la primul fir de p\u0103r ridicat \u00een cap &#8211; s\u0103 fie \u0103sta motivul calvi\u021biei? &#8211; \u0219i la halat de diminea\u021b\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 seara. Sintagma ,,Sunt \u0219i ei oameni.\u201d nu m-a mul\u021bumit. Exclusesem figurile t\u0103iate-n stepele mongole, fustanelele \u0219i zorzoanele colorate, chit c\u0103 imit\u0103 modele florale diverse, aprinse, totu\u0219i, nu puteam, cu <strong>axonul<\/strong> unic func\u021bional, s\u0103 evit palele de miros de baleg\u0103 v\u00e2nturate de coada Joianei de mezat. ,,P\u00e2n\u0103 disear\u0103 ne d\u0103 de terminare, bre!\u201d C\u00e2nd l-am auzit iar\u0103\u0219i cu&#8230;. &#8216;L-\u00eendemn pe frate: ,,Cristi, mai repede, p\u00e2n\u0103 nu sucomb\u0103m de sc\u00e2rb\u0103!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pe-o vreme c\u00e2inoas\u0103, din erele perene ale schimb\u0103rilor trimestriale anuale, unde scurgerile olanelor se-nnoad\u0103 \u00een lacrim\u0103 la buza cotului de<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13848"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13848"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13848\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13850,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13848\/revisions\/13850"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}