{"id":13827,"date":"2021-03-04T13:33:47","date_gmt":"2021-03-04T10:33:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13827"},"modified":"2021-03-04T13:40:34","modified_gmt":"2021-03-04T10:40:34","slug":"brigada-diverse-is-petru-antim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13827","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (\u00ce)s (P)etru Anti(m)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>23 februarie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\nO r\u0103m\u0103\u0219i\u021b\u0103 scurs\u0103 \u00een m\u0103runtaiele incon\u0219tien\u021bei invit\u0103 la iubire, spus\u0103 ungure\u0219te, lipsit\u0103 de afec\u021biune: szeretlek. Cum \u00eei zice lunii \u00een maghiar\u0103? Ca s\u0103 \u0219tim numele de botez dup\u0103&#8230;. Honap. Iar praful hold. Englezit, tinde, crezul hun, s\u0103 nu-i mai dea drumul&#8230;.<br \/>\nP\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2ie unul motorul \u00eentr-o a\u0219a zi frumoas\u0103 \u0219i consecin\u021ba-i pe \u00eenserare&#8230;. \u0218i nu-i fir &#8211; din cauza tunsorii &#8211; de me\u0219ter de be\u021be-n roatele lui. Nici nu-mi pot \u00eenchipui cum va s\u0103 fie pe c\u0103ldura c\u0103ldurii.<br \/>\nRarit\u0103\u021bile se-ncovrig\u0103 pe sistemul imunitar \u0219i-l ciobesc pe la col\u021buri. Interesul meu pentru literatur\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne la nivelul unei slabe putin\u021be \u0219i cuprinderi. Dar nu refuz niciodat\u0103 un c\u00e2t de mic text, iar de vine din tainele p\u0103rin\u021bilor ei, m\u0103 las furat o vreme de foaia \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit\u0103. Voltaire. Toate maximele posibile. Egipteni. \u00cen aceea\u0219i m\u0103sur\u0103. De la unii un tip de opulen\u021b\u0103 ,,boiereasc\u0103\u201d, condus\u0103 pe ultimul drum, m\u00e2zg\u0103lite cu manguste-n les\u0103. De la el obiceiul, la fel de nobil, de a-\u021bi vedea lungul nasului, m\u0103rimea pungii \u0219i ob\u00e2r\u0219ia. Candid, ca personajul, Benedictin dezv\u0103luie preten\u021biile \u00eentemeierii unei familii s\u0103n\u0103toase, cu mult peste 71 de spi\u021be de vi\u021b\u0103, insuficiente unui mariaj elitist. Baiul fiind pierderea \u00een negura vremurilor a numelor \u0219i rangurilor \u00eenalte.<br \/>\nMirajul dreptului, medicinismului \u0219i contabilit\u0103\u021bii au picat. \u00cen exasperarea lor, universitarii juri\u0219ti constat\u0103 mal-formarea noilor studen\u021bi, infractori \u00eenainte de primul examen. \u0218i ei ar putea replica nevinova\u021bi c\u0103 \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 practicile delapid\u0103rii doar ca s\u0103 se specializeze mai bine.<br \/>\nDe un asemenea ,,atelier\u201d vor dori s\u0103 beneficieze dup\u0103 orele de teorie elevii din sistemul preuniversitar. Degeaba le spui de organe sexuale \u0219i raporturi diverse dac\u0103 nu le \u0219i ar\u0103\u021bi. Fiindc\u0103 nu numai cei mici se vait\u0103 de ne\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103, \u0219i dintre cei mari au p\u0103reri de r\u0103u c\u0103 nu i-au \u00eendrumat cel pu\u021bin mama \u0219i tata cum \u0219i-n ce fel s\u0103 se&#8230;.<br \/>\nPe facebook cineva se \u00eengrijoreaz\u0103 de pleiada de drepturi \u00eenc\u0103lcate de scribul celebru, cel mai dintre to\u021bi teatri\u0219tii, marele Will \u0219i de \u00eenchiderea lui \u00een celulele homofobiei, misoginismului \u0219i rasismului, de m\u0103 mir cum a fost tolerat at\u00e2ta amar de secole \u0219i cum de i s-a ,,permis\u201d s\u0103 se cocoa\u021be \u00een v\u00e2rful piramidei literare. El ca el \u0219i al\u021bii cu nebuniile lor. Aflai, t\u00e2rzior, prin ,,graiul\u201d ,,bubos\u201d arghezian, c\u0103 breaz n-a fost nici Villon, ba mai dihai, a ho\u021bit, a t\u00e2lh\u0103rit \u0219i ucis cu non\u0219alan\u021b\u0103. \u0218i chiar poetul mucegaiului nu se sfie\u0219te s\u0103 recunoasc\u0103 statutul de infractor \u00eencuiat dup\u0103 gratii. Cum nu este nimeni perfect&#8230;.<br \/>\nCu regret anun\u021b de\u021bin\u0103torii de combina\u021bii \u0219ahiste \u00een amenaj\u0103rile interioare s\u0103 intre \u00een legalitate, alb-negru-l este interzis.<br \/>\n\u0218i-aveam nevoie de ni\u0219te&#8230; pentru gardul de la cimitir. Oare cum s\u0103 cer la magazin? Da\u021bi-mi vopsea din cea mai \u00eenchis\u0103. E voie?<br \/>\nLegi sunt de c\u00e2nd&#8230;. Tot de atunci \u0219i pu\u021bin mai dincoace exist\u0103 \u0219i re\u021belele prin care curg fel de fel de materii energetice. Ele sunt \u0219i vor r\u0103m\u00e2ne, \u00een ciuda aparentei existen\u021bei unui ter\u021b care stoarce de bani popula\u021bia, ale administra\u021biilor locale, jude\u021bene&#8230;. Ale tuturor. Motiv pentru care nu trebuie nimeni s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 cine \u0219tie ce aduc\u021biune. De la poart\u0103-n\u0103untru e a fiec\u0103ruia.<br \/>\nDe final \u00eenc\u0103 o am\u0103gire. Sor\u0103 geam\u0103n\u0103 cu a anului 2021. Certitudinea unui final pandemic \u00een 2022. Rud\u0103 cu m\u0103ririle salarialo-pensionare anuale. Viitoare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>23 februarie 2021 O r\u0103m\u0103\u0219i\u021b\u0103 scurs\u0103 \u00een m\u0103runtaiele incon\u0219tien\u021bei invit\u0103 la iubire, spus\u0103 ungure\u0219te, lipsit\u0103 de afec\u021biune: szeretlek. 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