{"id":13815,"date":"2021-03-02T13:01:40","date_gmt":"2021-03-02T10:01:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13815"},"modified":"2021-03-02T13:01:40","modified_gmt":"2021-03-02T10:01:40","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-aureau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13815","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Aureau"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       De la prietenii pleac\u0103 deseori pricinile cele mai ne\u00een\u021belese. Corec\u021biile amicale produc\u00e2nd deseori nenum\u0103rate \u0219i ireparabile sup\u0103r\u0103ri.<br \/>\n       Tata era ,,me\u0219ter\u201d la \u00eenmuierea sufletului, selectorul personal de beneficii \u00een avantajul clientului avea un neobi\u0219nuit criteriu electiv, uneori dup\u0103 <strong>avu\u021bia<\/strong> lips\u0103, alteori dup\u0103 o singur\u0103 aventur\u0103 la un \u0219pri\u021b, pierdut\u0103 \u00een negura timpurilor, unora le reducea drastic pre\u021bul doar fiindc\u0103 fuseser\u0103 \u00een acela\u0219i Intercoop, altora pentru o stim\u0103 de uz general cet\u0103\u021benesc, fie direct persoanei &#8211; de-alde domnul inginer, domnul director, domnul contabil&#8230; -, fie progeniturilor prin redirec\u021bionare, indiferent de merite, de dezechilibrul vizibil \u00eentre genera\u021bii. Ca \u0219i-n cazul doamnei preten\u021bioase m\u0103 pusesem contra, \u00eentrebarea ,,Ia zi, m\u0103, \u0103sta mare, c\u00e2t \u00eei lu\u0103m pentru pazie?\u201d primind dup\u0103 un calcul conform <strong>axelor<\/strong> precedente, om-lucrare, cost materiale-cost manoper\u0103, ore-zile lucrate, un r\u0103spuns cu num\u0103r fix ori cu posibilitatea unei mici reduceri. Deh, eram fiul lui, ,,\u00eenmoiul\u201d apuc\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 dup\u0103 un soi de emo\u021bie empatic\u0103. Greu explicabil\u0103. Dar ei, doamnei&#8230;, nu-i puteam l\u0103sa o le\u021bcaie. Nu fusese ,,om\u201d cu noi \u0219i nici vremea vreuna favorabil\u0103, se depunea din zori cea\u021b\u0103&#8230;. P\u00e2n\u0103-n oase resim\u021bit\u0103. Ca s\u0103 nu mai pun la socoteal\u0103 legea ospe\u021biei, c\u00e2nd nu prime\u0219ti un pahar cu ap\u0103 sau pentru nevoi un closet.<br \/>\n        A\u0219a ajung la o alt\u0103 muiere, \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, nevast\u0103 de croitor, pe trotuarul opus intr\u0103rii de la Intercoop, mai aproape de ,,Scap\u0103 porcu\u201d&#8217;, rela\u021bie extrapolat\u0103 de tata ,,simpatetic\u201d &#8211; \u00eentre termenul simpatiei pentru so\u021b la vreo sau mai multe b\u0103ute \u0219i stima purtat\u0103 ambilor -, cu urm\u0103ri trecute la ciudate. <strong>A\u0219adar<\/strong> &#8211; dac\u0103 am mai povestit, iertat\u0103-mi fie st\u0103ruiala, m\u0103 chinuie unele amintiri ,,nepre\u021buite\u201d obsesiv -, lucru pe nou, o leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu partea veche a casei, mici nemul\u021bumiri pe fundalul neajunsurilor provocate. Osp\u0103tare din dotarea gazdei, o ciorbic\u0103, o s\u0103rm\u0103lu\u021b\u0103, o apu\u0219oar\u0103, de la noi sucule\u021bul. Iar dup\u0103 umplere umbli disperat s\u0103 te de\u0219er\u021bi. Casa femeii, regulile ei. Nu \u00een\u0103untru, acolo unde era toaleta, singura. \u0218i-atunci? A <strong>avizat<\/strong> un fel de paravan, l\u00e2ng\u0103 construc\u021bia nou\u0103, cu fa\u021ba la strad\u0103, l\u00e2ng\u0103 ,,complexul\u201d <strong>avicol<\/strong>, cote\u021b plus leas\u0103. Ne\u0219tiind care-mi erau nevoile facerii, neg\u00e2ndindu-se la minima intimitate \u0219i igien\u0103. Dec\u00e2t a\u0219a, mai bine-n dosul noii locuin\u021be. Mai pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 gard, mai \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dit&#8230;. Cu dot\u0103ri de bun sim\u021b. Acolo&#8230;. Nicio urm\u0103 de civiliza\u021bie, niciun fir de <strong>azalee<\/strong>, buruieni c\u00e2t cuprinde, vreo doi-trei produc\u0103tori de <strong>avrame<\/strong>, o lume \u00eencremenit\u0103, aproape <strong>azoic\u0103 <\/strong>(<strong>azoica<\/strong> o omiser\u0103 adun\u0103torii de forme lexicale) de n-ar fi g\u00e2ngurit insectele &#8211; fiindc\u0103-n vecin\u0103tate musteau grajdurile spoitorilor de baleg\u0103 bovin\u0103 -, un instantaneu s\u0103lbatic &#8211; \u00een plin\u0103 civiliza\u021bie urban\u0103 (?) &#8211; \u0219i din picioare, \u0219i de pe vine. Iar dup\u0103 ce mi-am stors ,,<strong>axonii<\/strong>\u201d \u00eentr-o scremere p\u00e2n\u0103 la ie\u0219irea ochilor din orbite, dup\u0103 <strong>aversa<\/strong> deversat\u0103 la pung\u0103 &#8211; dotarea sim\u021bitului -, m-am returnat restabilit, gata a m\u0103 <strong>av\u00e2nta<\/strong> \u00een b\u0103taia de tabl\u0103. \u0218i le-am replicat, lui Cristi \u0219i tata: ,,Ce credea\u021bi, c\u0103 nu g\u0103sesc solu\u021bii?\u201d Povestindu-le. Amintindu-le episodul coanei Nela, bunica. De atunci, o vreme mi s-a spus ,,Punga\u0219ule\u201d. ,,I-ai spurcat curtea femeii. C\u00e2nd o da de ele&#8230;\u201d, ,,S\u0103 fie-n bafta ei!\u201d le-am replicat.<br \/>\n        Fiindc\u0103 de-alde ea au mai fost. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De la prietenii pleac\u0103 deseori pricinile cele mai ne\u00een\u021belese. Corec\u021biile amicale produc\u00e2nd deseori nenum\u0103rate \u0219i ireparabile sup\u0103r\u0103ri. 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