{"id":13794,"date":"2021-02-28T12:57:49","date_gmt":"2021-02-28T09:57:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13794"},"modified":"2021-02-28T12:57:49","modified_gmt":"2021-02-28T09:57:49","slug":"brigada-diverse-zis-a-tata-pui-mei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13794","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Zi(s)-a tat(a): (p)ui me(i)!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>21, 22 februarie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd pun \u00eentreb\u0103ri jurnali\u0219tii, cititorii se a\u0219teapt\u0103 la r\u0103spunsuri&#8230;. De aceea intervieva\u021bii mai toarn\u0103 \u00een tipare supe de vit\u0103 pref\u0103cute. Cam cum mai despoaie unii oile de Pa\u0219ti de latr\u0103 c\u00e2inii-n Giurgiu. A se crede c\u0103 Gates consider\u0103 bovinele sintetizate vr\u0103bioarele la caserol\u0103.<br \/>\n       S\u0103 ne mai \u00eentrebe \u0219i pe noi Gutenberg din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd de unele, de altele, c\u0103-\u0219i cam face de cap. Iar dac\u0103 are o problem\u0103 cu \u00eengrijor\u0103rile, s\u0103 studieze prospectul vaccinului sau s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la psiholog. Poate \u00eencerca \u0219i psihiatrul.<br \/>\n       America e-n plin\u0103 schimbare. Dup\u0103 furiile asupra statuilor, filmelor \u0219i romanelor, se reped la siglele \u0219colare, vinovate, vechile, de insuccesul cursan\u021bilor. Sus\u021bin astfel numele Tupac pentru Harvard. Corect, nu?<br \/>\n        Un ,,i\u201d terminal Roverului unguresc ar posta miniatura de uz selenar acolo unde-i vor fi \u0219i rezultatele. Mai bine ar reciti Scrisoarea a III-a, ar rememora desc\u0103lecatul \u0219i primirea, f\u0103r\u0103 fast, dar supravegheat\u0103 din codrii erdelinezi valahine\u0219te, \u0219i ar sta s\u0103 cate ap\u0103 aici, pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt. Fiindc\u0103-mi \u00eenchipui ce inten\u021bii au. Suficient s\u0103 pun\u0103 ro\u021bile-n praful Lunii ca s\u0103 se declare&#8230; st\u0103p\u00e2ni.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\n       Una proasp\u0103t\u0103. Gurimanii se aleg de fiecare dat\u0103 cu clon\u021bul zdrobit. Mironii, \u0219o\u0219oacele \u0219i ceau\u0219eii cu un pistol la t\u00e2mpl\u0103. Iar pentru impresiile artistice ale retoricii de balcon, garnitur\u0103 de tren sau treptele \u00eentreprinderii miniere&#8230; doar cu o not\u0103 la purt\u0103tor, cu o \u00eenchipuire personal\u0103 de ridicare \u00een sl\u0103vi. Pentru c\u0103 s-a constatat: demonstran\u021bii mai merg \u0219i pe la casele lor. Dup\u0103. Iar minerii la o \u021buic\u0103.<br \/>\n       De pe vremea lui Mircea cel B\u0103tr\u00e2n, Valahia \u00een totul ei st\u0103tea s\u0103 prosterneze. Mai cu furca \u00een coaste, mai cu tunul la t\u00e2mpl\u0103 a opinat c\u0103-n frunte-i bun un ,,lider\u201d. Voievod, rege, tiran sau pre\u0219edinte sunt sinonime.<br \/>\n      Lume searb\u0103d\u0103, usuc\u0103 g\u00e2ndul. Mi-a\u0219 mai fi dorit isterii, p\u0103reri divergente&#8230;. De-alde \u0219tiri c\u0103 vaccinul \u00eent\u00e2i la fabrica\u021bie, al doilea la injectare, face imposibil\u0103 apari\u021bia covidului, sunt tot mai pu\u021bine, boala a trecut pe planul uit\u0103rii. De-alde m\u0103sur\u0103tori asiguratorii am mai lecturat. Nu dep\u0103\u0219esc nicio secund\u0103 linia logicii, procentele alocate studierii \u00een am\u0103nunt cre\u00e2nd o ultim\u0103 dovad\u0103 c\u0103 de cultur\u0103 ne putem reapuca de m\u00e2ine. Nic\u0103ieri nu este mai sigur ca \u00een s\u0103lile de spectacol, forma, cubajul \u0219i reciclarea natural\u0103 a aerului asigur\u0103 pe deplin lini\u0219tea s\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u021bii.<br \/>\n      Boto\u0219aniul st\u0103 de c\u00e2nd se \u0219tie sub stindardul lum\u00e2n\u0103rilor stalactitice. Iar fanteziile protoistorice sunt o realitate, \u00een deplin\u0103 concordie cu azi. Sculptorii preistorici se-nchipuiau cu femeile despuiate, la fofoloanca goal\u0103 \u0219i, desigur, f\u0103r\u0103 cap, \u0219olduroase, fesate. Ce \u0219i-or fi spus, dup\u0103 mii de ani moldovena\u0219ii-pu\u0219tani ce scormonir\u0103 dealurile a g\u0103sire: ,,Iote-o, b\u0103, \u0219i p-asta, parc\u0103-i tanti Saveta lu\u2019 Bocioac\u0103, ditai&#8230;. Da\u2019 asta-i mai dihai, are trei \u021b\u00e2\u021be!\u201d (Ca-n ,,\u00cengeri S.A.\u201d, din neamul balenelor.) C\u0103 ai no\u0219tri v\u0103d fertilitate, ochi de minte sau \u0219ort dinainte&#8230;. A\u0219a, c-un plus pe dedesubt, tot nu rezolvau nimic, la Boto\u0219ani era frig \u0219i ger \u0219i pe-atunci&#8230;. Candelele ,,retroverse\u201d &#8211; nazale<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>21, 22 februarie 2021 C\u00e2nd pun \u00eentreb\u0103ri jurnali\u0219tii, cititorii se a\u0219teapt\u0103 la r\u0103spunsuri&#8230;. De aceea intervieva\u021bii mai toarn\u0103 \u00een tipare<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13794"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13794"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13794\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13795,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13794\/revisions\/13795"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}