{"id":13743,"date":"2021-02-25T12:13:44","date_gmt":"2021-02-25T09:13:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13743"},"modified":"2021-02-25T12:13:44","modified_gmt":"2021-02-25T09:13:44","slug":"brigada-diverse-sanda-lua-noroi-fin-de-onesti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13743","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (S)anda lu(a) (n)oroi (f)in d(e) (O)ne\u0219ti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>20 februarie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n       Gata s\u0103-mi crape&#8230; capul de prostie, convins de calit\u0103\u021bile admirabile de memorie. Lips\u0103. At\u00e2ta \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tur\u0103 am c\u0103p\u0103tat \u0219i tot nu-mi este la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103 adnotarea.<br \/>\n       Plec la gar\u0103. \u00cen fanta ghi\u0219eului de bilete cei doi bani, de unu \u0219i cinci lei, vira\u021bi casierului. 63. Calculez repede rata infla\u021biei &#8211; ca mine fiecare c\u0103l\u0103tor &#8211; \u0219i renun\u021b la rezultat. ,,E cu loc!&#8221; Negustori buni. Nu scumpesc kilometrul electrificat, nu d\u0103 bine la popula\u021bie, ci ofer\u0103 un scaun. Fie. Mi-l ocup, cu un decalaj de patru cifre, originalul c\u0103zuse-n rezervarea unui rucsac str\u0103in. Depun telefonul pe minisuportul de la geam, \u00eel retrag dup\u0103 o revizuire rapid\u0103 a contamin\u0103rii. \u00cen decor se ive\u0219te controlorul. \u00cen ideea vechii cutume \u00eentind biletul, \u00eemi respinge gestul pas\u0103rii, se uit\u0103 la con\u021binut \u0219i pleac\u0103. M-am fr\u0103m\u00e2ntat imediat, concluzion\u00e2nd sec: s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 \u0103sta nu se mai atinge niciodat\u0103 de banii transfugilor.<br \/>\n      Sunt oarecum vizionar. Cu precizie imprecis\u0103. ,,Va mai trece vreme p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd robo\u021bii vor \u00eenlocui pe bietele cus\u0103toare&#8230;&#8221; Industrie v. 4.0. Cobo\u021bi, o uniune socialist\u0103 a robo\u021bilor. Excelent\u0103 traducere a viitorului, aceast\u0103 nu \u00eenlocuire a oamenilor, ci degrevare de sarcinile ce le ocup\u0103 timpul \u0219i energia. \u0218i cu ce s\u0103 \u0219i le piard\u0103?<br \/>\n       Iat\u0103 de ce multora le lipse\u0219te un exerci\u021biu simplu: munca. \u0218i \u0219tiin\u021ba recompens\u0103rii ei. Tratarea direct\u0103 a efectelor lucrului. \u0218i propun o tem\u0103: a se merge pe firul ,,Caut tinichigiu de acoperi\u0219uri&#8230;&#8221;; a se prezenta la ofertant; a evalua cerin\u021bele; a cere corect o sum\u0103 echivalent\u0103 efortului.<br \/>\n      Dl. Ciolacu n-are de ce se \u00eengrijora. De ,,administrarea&#8221; bisericilor se ocup\u0103 el \u00eensu\u0219i, Dumnezeu. G\u0103se\u0219te d\u00e2nsul solu\u021bii.<br \/>\n      At\u00e2ta publicitate. Unuia c\u0103ruia meseria nu i s-a \u00eenscris \u00een statutul de ,,terminator&#8221; al unei etape \u0219colare. Indiferent hasdeismul \u0219i academia str\u0103in\u0103 \u0219i de renume unde i s-a aprobat un loc de cursant. Parc\u0103 prea devreme. Cunoscut\u0103 fiind soarta&#8230; geniilor. Mor repede.<br \/>\n     Tocmai de Rcs nu doream s\u0103 aflu din paginile&#8230;. C\u0103 i-a picat unuia \u0219i simte-n epiglot\u0103 imixtiuni, \u00eentr-un ,,moment delicat&#8221;.<br \/>\n      V\u0103 enum\u0103r, \u00een ordinea importan\u021bei, institu\u021biile culturale care sunt vulnerabile \u0219i se \u00eenchid prin \u021bara bra\u0219oavelor: cinemaurile, teatrele, restaurantele \u0219i cafenelele. Pilonii noii civiliza\u021bii. Neexhaustive. R\u0103m\u00e2n pe baricade frizeriile.<br \/>\n      Eram convins c\u0103 por\u021bile iadului rusesc se deschid \u00een ad\u00e2ncuri, acolo unde aproape ajunseser\u0103 \u00een secolul trecut, renun\u021b\u00e2nd speria\u021bi de dr\u0103c\u0103rii. Azi t\u0103r\u00e2mul Satanei s-a mutat \u00een laborator, \u00eentre dou\u0103 lamele de sticl\u0103.<br \/>\n       Am apreciat mereu migala chinezeasc\u0103, g\u0103sind-o uneori absurd\u0103. Zid de 5000 de kilometri \u0219i lift de 1070 de picioare pentru coco\u021bat \u00een v\u00e2rf de st\u00e2nc\u0103.<br \/>\n       Rasism. Tocmai \u00een matematica de gimnaziu. Nedumerire general\u0103 la problema de logic\u0103 ,,cum s\u0103 \u00eempar\u021bi \u00een dou\u0103 (la doi) rezultate, corecte \u0219i gre\u0219ite.<br \/>\n       Se mai treze\u0219te c\u00e2te-o mumie \u0219i o tot trage-ntruna cu holocaustul. S-ar putea s\u0103 fie ultima \u0219ans\u0103.<br \/>\n       De la \u0218tefan cel Mare n-a mai intrat un urs\u0103chesc \u00een guvern, nu \u0219i-a mai sl\u0103vit numele cu at\u00e2ta patos \u021b\u0103r\u0103nesc \u0219i n-a mai primit iug\u0103re. Moldav\u0103 cap\u021bioas\u0103.<br \/>\n      Baiden e negru. Peroreaz\u0103 pericolul alb. \u0218i suprema\u021bia ei. \u00cen grupuri specifice. S\u0103 nu uite domnul ce culoare&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>20 februarie 2021 Gata s\u0103-mi crape&#8230; capul de prostie, convins de calit\u0103\u021bile admirabile de memorie. Lips\u0103. 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