{"id":13660,"date":"2021-02-20T20:38:36","date_gmt":"2021-02-20T17:38:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13660"},"modified":"2021-02-20T20:38:36","modified_gmt":"2021-02-20T17:38:36","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-aurisi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13660","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Auri\u0219i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Tot dau t\u00e2rcoale Intercoop-ului. Cum s\u0103 nu m\u0103 v\u0103d clopo\u021bind sub bradul din Cantin\u0103? Tot a\u0219a, pe z\u0103pad\u0103, pe ger, cu clinc-clincul pe care mi-l aurise tata dintr-o sticlu\u021b\u0103 ca de leacuri farmaceutice, mic\u0103, maronie&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Cum a luat \u0219i mama &#8211; at\u00e2t a reu\u0219it s\u0103 fac\u0103 prim\u0103ria ghinioiunian\u0103 la \u00eenceputul anilor &#8217;90 pentru ni\u0219te chiria\u0219i corec\u021bi, pu\u0219i \u00een <strong>auturi<\/strong> de igo-i\u0219tii conduc\u0103tori&#8230; -, un teren pentru ea \u0219i tata \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 unul pentru mine, major din &#8217;87, al\u0103turate, doar c\u0103 \u00een ,,\u021big\u0103nie\u201d, la costiena\u0219i. La fel \u0219i osp\u0103t\u0103ra\u0219ul client. Un loc pentru cas\u0103, garaj, bolt\u0103 \u0219i vreo dou\u0103 ro\u0219ioare \u0219i unul pentru el \u0219tie ce a dorit. Noi l-am g\u0103sit \u00eenierbat, c-un ad\u0103post leas\u0103 pentru porumbi. Suficient nou\u0103 &#8211; joci \u021bon\u021boroiul pe 300 de mp &#8211; s\u0103 ne \u00een\u0219ir\u0103m metrii de jgheab, 2, 3, 4, \u00eens\u0103ila\u021bi de acas\u0103, \u00een func\u021bie de m\u0103sur\u0103torile efectuate la \u00eemp\u0103carea lucr\u0103rii, s\u0103 \u00eei \u00eembin\u0103m \u00eenc\u0103 pe at\u00e2ta, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ne sim\u021bim \u00eencorseta\u021bi de cine \u0219tie de \u00eemprejmuire, copac sau alte obiecte pe care orice proprietar, \u00een lips\u0103 de spa\u021biu, le tot al\u0103tur\u0103 ba de gard, ba de cas\u0103 sau le las\u0103 pur \u0219i simplu de izbeli\u0219te \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tiate aiurea. De multe ori le ,,potriveam\u201d noi, d\u00e2nd o m\u00e2n\u0103 de ajutor. \u0218i le dai crezare multora c\u0103 nu le mai pot urni din loc f\u0103r\u0103 un r\u00e2nd de bra\u021be puternice. Se vait\u0103 femeie, b\u0103rbat c\u0103-s r\u0103ma\u0219i singuri, c\u0103 le-a pierit \u0219i cheful p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i de via\u021b\u0103. St\u0103m, adic\u0103 muncim, treb\u0103luim de fiecare dat\u0103, <strong>audiem<\/strong> pledoaria ,,nevoia\u0219ului\u201d, ,,suveranului\u201d de ,,<strong>aulice<\/strong>\u201d cur\u021bi, ne mai crucim de c\u00e2te \u00een\u0219ir\u0103, le mai dilu\u0103m \u00een normalitate, fiindc\u0103 mai exagereaz\u0103 unii mai \u00eenclina\u021bi spre dramatism \u0219i le r\u00e2nduim pe toate c\u00e2te le dore\u0219te p\u00e2n\u0103 la punctul nesim\u021bului. Fuser\u0103 c\u00e2teva \u0219i din astea.<br \/>\n        De \u00eenchipuit care-s bucuriile st\u0103p\u00e2nilor caselor \u0219i am\u0103r\u0103ciunile montatorilor de jgheaburi: bol\u021bile pentru vii (m-am plural-izat cu totul). Pe c\u00e2t de lesne am fixat ulucile \u00een spatele celor dou\u0103 reunite cur\u021bi, pe at\u00e2t de greu ne-a fost pe est \u0219i sud. Construc\u021bia obi\u0219nuit\u0103 ca \u00een\u0103l\u021bime, un maxim de trei metri de jos p\u00e2n\u0103 la strea\u0219in\u0103, cu o singur\u0103 dolie pentru clasicul hol de distribuire c\u0103tre dou\u0103 sau trei camere, buc\u0103t\u0103ria \u0219i baia la dos&#8230;. Pe toamn\u0103 e frunza-n dung\u0103, strugurii \u00eencep a zemui \u0219i coardele s-au \u00eentins la maxim, pe sub pazii, printre flor\u0103rie \u0219i prima sc\u00e2ndur\u0103, peste primele buc\u0103\u021bi de tabl\u0103. \u00centre cl\u0103dire \u0219i st\u00e2lpii bol\u021bii variabilul metru, mai mic sau mai mare &#8211; \u021bi-ai fi dorit un <strong>atrium <\/strong>roman, dar ai c\u0103p\u0103tat un umbrar rural -, o \u00eenghesuial\u0103 pentru o solu\u021bie de escaladare \u0219i creare de front de lucru cu schepsis: cum s\u0103 ajungi la c\u00e2rlige, s\u0103-\u021bi faci loc suficient c\u00e2t s\u0103 le dai la ,,cap\u201d sau la ,,trunchi\u201d eficient, s\u0103 le aduci la forma consacrat\u0103, s\u0103 le aliniezi, s\u0103 fixezi jgheaburile s\u0103 le lipe\u0219ti \u0219i pe o parte \u0219i pe alta la \u00eembin\u0103ri, s\u0103 dai gaur\u0103 pentru \u0219tu\u021buri \u0219i s\u0103 le ,,sudezi\u201d f\u0103r\u0103&#8230;? S\u0103 nu-\u021bi dai din recul cu ciocanul ori cle\u0219tele de coame peste m\u00e2ini sau cap. S\u0103 nu prinzi perpendicular pe sol \u0219tu\u021bul de jgheab. S\u0103 nu-\u021bi curg\u0103 pe picioare, m\u00e2ini, trup, fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i ochi cositorul \u00eencins. \u00cen fine, s\u0103 nu-\u021bi jule\u0219ti toate p\u0103r\u021bile corpului, s\u0103 nu fug\u0103 scara din cauza p\u0103m\u00e2ntului \u00een care ai \u00eenfipt-o ca s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i suspendat \u00een bra\u021be \u0219i b\u0103rbie, s\u0103-\u021bi frigi degetele \u0219i antebra\u021bele cu letconul \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi sar\u0103 pensula cu ap\u0103 tare \u00een bot&#8230;. V\u0103 mai \u00een\u0219ir vreo c\u00e2teva zeci de astfel de posibile incidente, p\u0103\u021bite pe pielea proprie \u0219i pe ale lui tata \u0219i Cristi. \u0218i dac\u0103 nu m\u0103-n\u0219el pe Buda am r\u0103mas cu picioarele-n aer de strigam dup\u0103 frate cu disperare: el pe cas\u0103, eu ag\u0103\u021bat. \u0218i parc\u0103 nu mai venea, la cap\u0103tul puterilor&#8230;: ,,<strong>Auzi\u0219i<\/strong>, b\u0103? Mai vii odat\u0103?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tot dau t\u00e2rcoale Intercoop-ului. Cum s\u0103 nu m\u0103 v\u0103d clopo\u021bind sub bradul din Cantin\u0103? Tot a\u0219a, pe z\u0103pad\u0103, pe ger,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13660"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13660"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13661,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13660\/revisions\/13661"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}