{"id":13605,"date":"2021-02-16T13:39:37","date_gmt":"2021-02-16T10:39:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13605"},"modified":"2021-02-16T13:39:37","modified_gmt":"2021-02-16T10:39:37","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-auxine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13605","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Auxine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>     Cea mai grea povar\u0103-s familioanele fiec\u0103rui cuv\u00e2nt. S\u0103-\u021bi apar\u0103 neamul <strong>auresc<\/strong> \u0219i podoabele sale lexicale precum odinioar\u0103 cuplurile p\u0103rinte\u0219ti \u0219i plozii c\u00e2te 10-20, te apuc\u0103 g\u0103lbinarea. Unde s\u0103 le a\u0219ezi \u00een text ca s\u0103 nu par\u0103 c\u0103 e\u0219ti la lucru \u0219i nu la \u0219coal\u0103 la ora de compunere?<br \/>\n      Tabla-i un gri cu nuan\u021be diferite, nu trece nicicum prin procese de <strong>aurire<\/strong>, chiar dac\u0103 privite pe linia ochiului din cel mai mic unghi posibil, prin anii 1995-2012, s\u0103 juri c\u0103 trecuser\u0103 prin auriri de artizan. Plutea pe suprafa\u021ba fiec\u0103reia un strat de ulei ,,protector\u201d. Pentru cel care o vindea, oricare din lan\u021bul ,,trofic\u201d al \u00een\u0219el\u0103ciunii. Cine era ultimul p\u0103c\u0103lit? Beneficiarul. Penultimul, de la sine \u00een\u021beles, meseria\u0219ul. <strong>Aurir\u0103<\/strong> b\u0103ie\u021bii cu succes \u00een toat\u0103 perioada amintit\u0103 zeci de mii de tone, iar noi am tras ponoasele \u0219i chinul aducerii la culoarea original\u0103. C\u0103 uneori \u00ee\u021bi era jen\u0103 s\u0103 tot ceri lui nea&#8230; sau tanti&#8230; porcoaie de c\u00e2rpe pentru adunat unsorile de pe fiecare centimetru p\u0103trat, \u0219i de pe o fa\u021b\u0103, \u0219i musai \u0219i de pe verso. Altfel riscai s\u0103 aluneci \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi r\u0103ne\u0219ti iremediabil corpul. De ru\u0219ine, la plecarea din atelier, ne procuram singuri ,,stofele\u201d, cer\u00e2ndu-i mamei s\u0103 r\u0103scoleasc\u0103 vechiturile, renun\u021b\u00e2nd noi \u00een\u0219ine la \u021boalele deteriorate de lucru, uzate-n gradul maxim.<br \/>\n       Datul hainei de pe tine nu ne era deloc str\u0103in. Colo c\u00e2nd \u021b\u00e2\u0219nea s\u00e2ngele la vreo t\u0103ietur\u0103, pe focul focului afar\u0103, c\u00e2nd peste umeri nu purtam dec\u00e2t o piele ars\u0103, \u00eennegri\u021bi, nu <strong>auro\u0219i<\/strong>, c\u00e2nd nu se <strong>auzeau<\/strong> p\u0103s\u0103rile ciripind, iar tot omul normal se ad\u0103postea la umbr\u0103, rupea cel ce-\u0219i mai arunca pe spinare un tricou, precum medicii halatele de monton \u00een spitale, tivul c\u00e2t putea de repede. Sau ce-i venea la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103. Nu mi-am belit dou\u0103 burice c\u0103r\u00e2nd tabl\u0103 cu o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eenainte s\u0103 plec la Bruxelles? Nu v-am zis\u0103r\u0103? Dup\u0103 un sul de h\u00e2rtie de buc\u0103t\u0103rie, oferit rapid de Cristi, blood-ul tot g\u00e2lg\u00e2ia a ne\u00eencetare.<br \/>\n      Asta-i una. Oricum, nu era suficient s\u0103 iei la \u0219motruit tabla \u00eenainte de t\u0103iere. Mai primea un perdaf sus, la ridicarea coamelor \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 unul la \u00eencheiat. Sp\u0103l\u0103turi primeau \u0219i t\u0103lpile, dup\u0103 ce colectau la o urcare-cobor\u00e2re un strat gros de uleiuri.<br \/>\n      Un truc c\u0103ruia nu i-a venit nimeni de hac. Din moment ce ai \u00eentins-o pe acoperi\u0219, tabla acolo moare \u0219i nimeni nu mai este responsabil. Garan\u021bie scris\u0103 nu d\u0103dea nimeni, doar una oral\u0103, perorat\u0103 de\u0219\u0103n\u021bat, cu avizul de calitate ,,adus\u0103 de la Gala\u021bi\u201d, ,,e groas\u0103, zero patru!\u201d \u0219i certificarea prin ,,solzii\u201d medii l\u0103sa\u021bi de zinc la trecerea prin baie. <strong>Audiai<\/strong> fascinat, \u00een calitate de client, puneai banii pe tejghea \u0219i te alegeai cu un pachet de gunoaie industriale.<br \/>\n      Privesc peste drum la casa fo\u0219tilor vecini Nohit. Trei buc\u0103\u021bi de tabl\u0103 bune, cu patina aferent\u0103 celor 25 de ani trecu\u021bi, una pe jum\u0103tate ruginit\u0103. \u0218i nu este un caz izolat. Sute de acoperi\u0219uri au acela\u0219i model. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cea mai grea povar\u0103-s familioanele fiec\u0103rui cuv\u00e2nt. S\u0103-\u021bi apar\u0103 neamul auresc \u0219i podoabele sale lexicale precum odinioar\u0103 cuplurile p\u0103rinte\u0219ti \u0219i<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13605"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13605"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13605\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13606,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13605\/revisions\/13606"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}