{"id":13563,"date":"2021-02-14T13:27:54","date_gmt":"2021-02-14T10:27:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13563"},"modified":"2021-02-14T13:27:54","modified_gmt":"2021-02-14T10:27:54","slug":"brigada-diverse-apel-la-fina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13563","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (A)pel (l)a fi(n)a"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>10 februarie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n        M-am nimerit la fix. De\u0219i \u0219tiam \u00eentrebarea \u00eencuietoare pentru apar\u021bin\u0103torii de automobile, gata s\u0103 le \u00eenstr\u0103ineze oricui d\u0103 pe\u0219che\u0219ul mai gras, \u0219i r\u0103spunsul corect, da, tot am r\u0103mas surprins de \u00eendoiala prezumtivului cump\u0103r\u0103tor: s-o ia, s\u0103 n-o ia&#8230;? L-a hot\u0103r\u00e2t so\u021bia, sigur. Dup\u0103 ce m-am \u00eendep\u0103rtat de locul tranzac\u021bie, de\u0219i riposta proprietarului \u00eemi parvenea persuasiv din urm\u0103, memorabila contrapondere anterioar\u0103 a femelei m-a \u00eencredin\u021bat c\u0103 masculul pereche a r\u0103mas cu buzunarele doldora: ,,Mi-a zis mie&#8230; c\u0103 dac\u0103 n-are de-aia, de-ailalt\u0103&#8230;\u201d<br \/>\n         M\u0103 feresc de volan ca de abonamentul permanent la caznele cu smoal\u0103. Explicabil. Pre\u021buiesc ce mi-e carne maxim. Fiind printre pu\u021binele specimene atente cu sine. Printre pu\u021binii care ar reduce mult circula\u021bia, care ar pune bariere \u0219ofatului la 25 \u0219i 60 de ani. Adic\u0103 majoratul \u0219i pensionarea. N-ar mai \u00eenregistra Guiness-book-ul accidentul anului: un nonagenar s\u0103 calce un septuagenar. Pu\u0219i la un loc ar p\u0103rea scor de meci de baschet: 97-74.<br \/>\n        N-a trecut nici m\u0103car un an. De-atunci pandemia a r\u0103pit tinerilor o etap\u0103, iar ei au s\u0103rit-o. C\u00e2t\u0103&#8230;. Superficialitate caracteristic\u0103 jurnalismului s\u0103lbatic, arunc\u0103tor \u00een pia\u021b\u0103 cu informa\u021bii nefondate. Nu lunile trecute, nici m\u0103car 10 \u00eentregi, sunt cele ce-au ars timpul inutil tineretului, ci vreo trei decade decadente din urm\u0103. Baza lor &#8211; anularea ,,balului bobocilor\u201d. La \u00eentrecere cu examenul de admitere la facultate. Care? La c\u00e2te universit\u0103\u021bi? C\u00e2t de dificil? \u0218i, fie \u00eentre noi, cui \u00eei plac examenele?<br \/>\n       Le-a fost bine creatorilor \u00een perioada asta ,,fatal\u0103\u201d tinerimii, muzicienii post\u00e2ndu-se, ca \u0219i alt\u0103dat\u0103, \u00een frunte.<br \/>\n       \u0218i-a\u0219teapt\u0103 s\u0103 vi le c\u00e2nte. Tu ai semnat scrisoarea deschis\u0103 c\u0103tre C\u00ee\u021bu?<br \/>\n       M-am scotocit \u0219i m-am lini\u0219tit. 55 de procente rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti \u0219i-au dat acordul la vaccinare voluntar\u0103. 10 procente au parafa obligativit\u0103\u021bii. 5 habar n-au c\u00e2nd sunt \u00een\u021bepa\u021bi. Deci suficient c\u00e2t s\u0103 fim o na\u021biune s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103.<br \/>\n       Americanii maxi miliardari au g\u0103sit metoda autodetermin\u0103rii. Nu uita\u021bi sugestia de h\u0103t cu Ardealul, cum poate redeveni unguresc. Cump\u0103r\u0103 un jude\u021b \u0219i cer s\u0103 se autoguverneze. Cum \u00eel chema pe cel ce comanda prin Africa? Tender, parc\u0103.<br \/>\n       \u00cen ciuda, pe drept cuv\u00e2nt, austerit\u0103\u021bii \u0219i pierderilor ,,mari\u201d suferite de \u00eentreprinz\u0103tori din martie trecut \u00eencoace, concet\u0103\u021benii se \u00eembog\u0103\u021besc din zi \u00een zi. Numai \u00een seara asta am num\u0103rat dou\u0103 bijuterii de cam 2,5 miliarde lei bucata rul\u00e2nd la Lidl.<br \/>\n       Austria scoate schiurile de pe p\u00e2rtii, grecii \u0219i vecinii \u00ee\u0219i trimit la cuiburi puii&#8230;. Coreenii testeaz\u0103 c\u00e2inii de covid, rom\u00e2nii \u00eencurc\u0103 dozele &#8211; \u0219i-i chestie specific\u0103 oltenilor -, englezii mut\u0103 concertele peste c\u00e2\u021biva ani, sco\u021bienilor le arde de parc\u0103ri pentru biciclete securizate de furt \u0219i ploaie, imunitatea are ,,via\u021b\u0103\u201d variabil\u0103, virusul nu ,,pare\u201d a fi de laborator, francezilor le r\u00e2m\u0103 prin pl\u0103m\u00e2ni sars-ul de prin 2019, olandezii vor la festival de la 1 iulie&#8230;.<br \/>\n      De ce iau demen\u021bii mai repede covidul? Fiindc\u0103&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10 februarie 2021 M-am nimerit la fix. De\u0219i \u0219tiam \u00eentrebarea \u00eencuietoare pentru apar\u021bin\u0103torii de automobile, gata s\u0103 le \u00eenstr\u0103ineze oricui<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13563"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13563"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13563\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13564,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13563\/revisions\/13564"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}