{"id":13542,"date":"2021-02-13T23:17:58","date_gmt":"2021-02-13T20:17:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13542"},"modified":"2021-02-13T23:17:58","modified_gmt":"2021-02-13T20:17:58","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-aurora","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13542","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Auror\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Aici am avut ocazia s\u0103 dezv\u0103luim \u0219i s\u0103 acoperim parte din reclama ce ademenea odinioar\u0103 p\u0103rin\u021bii, fra\u021bii, verii s\u0103 se-adape la ,,izvorul t\u0103m\u0103duirii\u201d, cu ori f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eenso\u021bitoare.<br \/>\n       Ce-am surprins r\u0103m\u00e2ne de pomin\u0103: firma restaurantului Terasa Parc. \u00cen <strong>avalul<\/strong> asterealei nu din lips\u0103 de sc\u00e2ndur\u0103, ci din neglijen\u021b\u0103 \u0219i din foarte mare zg\u00e2rcenie, meseria\u0219 \u0219i respectiv proprietar au g\u0103sit \u00een bucata de istorie cel mai banal fapt: ia-o \u0219i p-asta \u0219i bate-o acolo, undeva la mijloc, dup\u0103 triunghiul col\u021bului. O barbarie c\u0103ruia rom\u00e2nul nu i-a g\u0103sit niciodat\u0103 cea mai pu\u021bin\u0103 importan\u021b\u0103, doar s\u0103 fie cum o fi, arunc\u00e2nd la gunoi orice a fost ieri f\u0103r\u0103 pic de tres\u0103rire. De aceea traiul general dispare ca \u0219i cum n-ar fi fost vreodat\u0103, in\u0219ii \u0219i comunit\u0103\u021bile lor pierz\u00e2ndu-se imediat dup\u0103 deces.<br \/>\n        Mi-am intentat procese de con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103, m-am <strong>audiat<\/strong> imediat \u0219i m-am trezit vinovat de ignoran\u021b\u0103. Am stat \u00eempreun\u0103 cu tata ani de zile, am \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bit <strong>aurora<\/strong> dimine\u021bilor timp ne\u00eentrerupt de 25 de ani, am devenit <strong>autori<\/strong> a c\u00e2teva mii de acoperi\u0219uri, ne-am fript pielea la <strong>aurita<\/strong> raz\u0103 de soare, ni s-au \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bit la final de lucrare tot at\u00e2tea mii de ,,tanti <strong>auguri<\/strong>\u201d (doar c\u00e2teva \u00een limba de ba\u0219tin\u0103 roman\u0103)&#8230; \u0219i n-am reu\u0219it s\u0103 imortalizez video mai mult de un filmule\u021b cu rezolu\u021bie de calitate slab\u0103 &#8211; da-mi l\u0103udaser\u0103 Lg-ul la vremea lui 2005 produc\u0103torii, c\u0103 mai aveau un pic \u0219i-mi transformau telefonul \u00een nav\u0103 extraterestr\u0103 (am c\u00e2teva probe care m-au dat pe spate, cum \u0219i c\u00e2t m-am dat mare la r\u00e2ndu-mi printre colegii de breasl\u0103 muzic\u0103n\u021beasc\u0103, pe vremea c\u00e2nd c\u00e2ntam la Taverna) -, pe drumul de \u00eentoarcere de pe v\u0103ile C\u00e2ln\u0103ului \u0219i Sl\u0103nicului, de la Racovi\u021beni, cu defunctul domn Cr\u0103ciun &#8211; mili\u021bian, zaharisit \u0219i pi\u0219icher, ca mai to\u021bi \u00een pragul pensiei -, \u00een Dacia lui ro\u0219ie pe \u0219oseaua na\u021bional\u0103. Regrete tardive. M\u0103 iart\u0103, tat\u0103!<br \/>\n        R\u0103m\u00e2n din urm\u0103 numai umbrele celor spuse, trudite \u0219i v\u0103zute. Cuvinte pu\u021bine, cuprinse parc\u0103 de <strong>autism<\/strong>. Uit\u0103rile momentane de denumiri, gen ,,D\u0103-mi aia, cum \u00eei zice&#8230;\u201d, a\u0219tept\u00e2nd \u00een van s\u0103 potriveasc\u0103 cel\u0103lalt profilul sculei de trebuin\u021b\u0103. De r\u00e2s, de pl\u00e2ns \u0219i de nemeditat c\u00e2t curg apele de pe frunte, din to\u021bi porii trupului, c\u00e2nd m\u00e2inile \u0219i picioarele nu doar obosite sunt, ci istovite definitiv, c\u00e2nd \u00een loc de dosul palmei treci degetele prin tricou, pe unde z\u0103re\u0219ti un col\u021b neatins de mizerie, \u0219i-l petreci peste pleoapele inundate de transpira\u021bie.<br \/>\n       Ui\u021bi de toate. A doua zi repe\u021bi lungul \u0219ir de uzan\u021be. Teama s\u0103 nu-\u021bi rupi oscioarele, s\u0103 nu le la\u0219i jos, la poalele casei pentru eternitate. \u00cenaintea socrului lui Nelu\u021bu Toader, dup\u0103 ani c\u00e2\u021biva, ne-am \u00eencumetat pre\u021b de o zi la ,,masa\u201d osp\u0103tarului ce-mi servise \u00een ,,<strong>aulele<\/strong>\u201d buc\u0103t\u0103riei tiriste o ciorb\u0103 de burt\u0103. Ca la circ. Nu mai v\u0103zusem o asemenea reprezenta\u021bie de m\u0103iestrie la num\u0103rul aruncatului de farfurie, plin\u0103, ajuns\u0103 \u00een fa\u021b\u0103-mi \u00eentreag\u0103, recipient \u0219i con\u021binut intacte. Nici nu se <strong>auzise<\/strong> prin t\u00e2rg de o isprav\u0103 asem\u0103n\u0103toare, chiar dac\u0103 nu b\u0103team c\u00e2rciumile \u0219i tocmai fiindc\u0103 nu-mi erau str\u0103ine restaurantele. Fostul \u021bal de la ,,Paulino\u201d ne angajase la o \u00eemprejmuire cu ciuciure, la mai multe cobor\u00e2ri \u0219i la prepunerea unor opritoare de z\u0103pad\u0103 pe cele dou\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bi b\u00e2ntuite iarna de viforni\u021b\u0103 \u0219i troiene. Preg\u0103tiri dou\u0103 zile la atelier \u0219i una la montaj.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aici am avut ocazia s\u0103 dezv\u0103luim \u0219i s\u0103 acoperim parte din reclama ce ademenea odinioar\u0103 p\u0103rin\u021bii, fra\u021bii, verii s\u0103 se-adape<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13542"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13542"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13543,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13542\/revisions\/13543"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}