{"id":13520,"date":"2021-02-11T09:54:53","date_gmt":"2021-02-11T06:54:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13520"},"modified":"2021-02-11T09:54:53","modified_gmt":"2021-02-11T06:54:53","slug":"brigada-diverse-romana-pe-doua-mile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13520","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (R)omana (p)e (d)ou\u0103 (m)ile"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>9 februarie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n        I-a venit inima la loc mamei mele. Toat\u0103 lumea a revenit pe b\u0103ncile \u0219colilor. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219tie mama c\u00e2t de tare sunt m\u00e2hnit. Mi-a\u0219 fi dorit s\u0103 m\u0103 num\u0103r printre tinerii \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103cei. S\u0103 nu-mi pese de unele \u0219i de altele. R\u0103m\u00e2n deci cet\u0103\u021bean, la fel de sup\u0103rat c\u0103 nu-mi pot dovedi bunele inten\u021bii, pe ditai pandemia n-am cum aduna&#8230;.<br \/>\n        De-a\u021bi \u0219ti cum \u00ee\u021bi dai seama c\u0103 a \u00eenceput \u0219coala. De la mine de acas\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la casa mamei trotuarele sunt pres\u0103rate din loc \u00een loc cu recipiente diverse, cu m\u0103\u0219ti &#8211; sunt dou\u0103 irecuperabile (\u0219i celelalte, \u00een pandemie nu pune nici naiba m\u00e2na pe ele), sunt lipite de asfalt precum umbra lui Peter Pan de t\u0103lpi -, cu \u0219erve\u021bele \u0219i punguli\u021be de la kebab. Restul, de teapa m\u0103\u0219tilor vopsite, sunt excremente canine, l\u0103\u021bite \u00eentre o fost\u0103 \u0219i actual\u0103 sal\u0103 de luat mo\u021bul.<br \/>\n        \u0218i da, m\u0103 doare sufletul c\u0103 la bursa m\u00e2nc\u0103rurilor cu etichet\u0103 de import, italienii sunt devansa\u021bi de asiatici. Parc\u0103 ni se perora, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 veacul religios sau deloc, c\u0103 na\u021bia galben\u0103 va st\u0103p\u00e2ni lumea.<br \/>\n        Cedeaz\u0103 ele civiliza\u021bii bine \u00eenjghebate, dar\u0103mite o omenire \u00een degringolad\u0103. Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ele cele ce-au adunat min\u021bile \u00eenfierb\u00e2ntate de at\u00e2ta de\u0219tept\u0103ciune. Fug din Silicon Valey pe capete. \u00cen altul. C-or mai fi \u0219i impozitele, cultura&#8230;. M-am \u00eentrebat adesea care, fiindc\u0103 se tot livreaz\u0103 ideea c\u0103 economia produce asemenea valori spirituale.<br \/>\n        S\u0103 v\u0103 reamintesc c\u0103 Merkel s-a retras \u0219i Orban hunul troneaz\u0103 de zece ani nestingherit?<br \/>\n        Nea doctorul fran\u021buzul st\u0103 cu degetele-ntre buze, \u00eeng\u00e2ndurat, istovit de varianta invariabil\u0103 a reinvent\u0103rii vaccinului anticovid.<br \/>\n        M\u0103car poate fi \u00eemp\u0103cat de solu\u021bia chinezeasc\u0103 de rapidizare a depist\u0103rii virusului. Chinezeasc\u0103 pe&#8230;, e rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 toat\u0103 ziua, numai el se exprim\u0103 zilnic despre metod\u0103 pentru s\u0103n\u0103tatea proprie: ,,Mai bine-mi bag un b\u0103\u021b \u00een fund dec\u00e2t&#8230;\u201d Ceea ce g\u0103lbeji\u021bii consider\u0103 ideal.<br \/>\n       S\u0103 dea dumnezeu \u0219i m\u0103micu\u021ba lui s\u0103-i \u021bin\u0103 pe \u0103i infecta\u021bi anticorpul \u0219ase luni pe pu\u021bin. Asta-\u0219i dore\u0219te \u0219i el, altfel pe cine ar mai p\u0103stori?<br \/>\n       M-am perindat prin ora\u0219 de patruzeci de zile \u00eencoace pe sear\u0103, sper\u00e2nd de fiecare dat\u0103 s\u0103-mi reprim incongruen\u021ba cu plimb\u0103rile auto. Program liber impus (ca-n gimnastic\u0103) ca s\u0103-mi mai descarc nelini\u0219tea pierderii lui tata. Ajung\u00e2nd s-o ,,citesc\u201d pe mama precum el. A\u0219a vine vorba c\u00e2nd te sf\u0103de\u0219ti cu cineva f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 sl\u0103be\u0219ti \u00een intensitate discursul pro. Eu tot ziceam c\u0103 nu e diferen\u021b\u0103 \u00eentre cursurile online \u0219i cele din clas\u0103, ea c\u0103 este musai s\u0103 mearg\u0103 efectiv la \u0219coal\u0103. Cine avea dreptate se va afla abia&#8230; dup\u0103 testul \u00eenm\u00e2nat de minister profesorilor, care, evident, va primi note dintre cele mai bune. Am concluzionat \u00eentr-un singur mod: n-o s\u0103 se auto incrimineze profesorii c\u0103 nu prea le-a ie\u0219it pasen\u021ba \u00een fa\u021ba calculatorului, le-ar sc\u0103dea calificativele proprii \u0219i le-ar d\u0103una la salariu. De fapt nici ei nu \u0219tiu prea bine ce este acela calculator.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>9 februarie 2021 I-a venit inima la loc mamei mele. Toat\u0103 lumea a revenit pe b\u0103ncile \u0219colilor. 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