{"id":13496,"date":"2021-02-09T10:15:52","date_gmt":"2021-02-09T07:15:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13496"},"modified":"2021-02-09T10:15:52","modified_gmt":"2021-02-09T07:15:52","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-auiesc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13496","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Auiesc"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Nu dau bir cu fugi\u021bii \u0219i nici nu am\u0103gesc cititorul cu pove\u0219ti neterminate. Da-mi fug min\u021bile \u0219i le <strong>audiez<\/strong> \u00een sine f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 le pot schimba cursul. N-am uitat de zona intercoopian\u0103.<br \/>\n        R\u0103m\u0103sesem cu dou\u0103 cioate de ciocane, cozile scurtate, p\u0103r\u021bile de b\u0103taie deteriorate \u0219i mic\u0219orate dup\u0103 nenum\u0103rate serii de \u00eendrept\u0103ri \u0219i ajust\u0103ri. C\u00e2nd dai de at\u00e2tea ori ba \u00een cuie, ba \u00een tabl\u0103, sare de fiecare dat\u0103 ,,<strong>atomul<\/strong>\u201d de lemn \u0219i pierzi la o lucrare obi\u0219nuit\u0103 cam cinci la sut\u0103 din unul. Cum \u0219i c\u00e2nd observi? Tocmai la ,,muchit\u201d. Talpa \u00eenc\u0103l\u021b\u0103mintei sau piciorului se \u00eemb\u00e2cse\u0219te de tala\u0219 tocat m\u0103runt-m\u0103runt \u0219i porne\u0219te a aluneca dimpreun\u0103 cu posesorul. Iar la aplicat ciocane peste tabl\u0103 \u00een contra fierului de \u00eencheiat se observ\u0103 numeroase cocoa\u0219e. S\u0103 nu se cread\u0103 c\u0103 se m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie unul pe altul, dimpotriv\u0103, te \u00eencordezi ca sportivii, <strong>atle\u021bi<\/strong> arunc\u0103tori de suli\u021b\u0103 sau de greut\u0103\u021bi, \u0219i aplici cu cea mai mare for\u021b\u0103 loviturile, din josul acoperi\u0219ului c\u0103tre v\u00e2rf, rar invers, plan\u00e2nd din aproape \u00een aproape p\u00e2n\u0103 se lipesc cele dou\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bi perfect. Relativ perfect. De aceea opera\u021biunea necesit\u0103 un instrumentar impecabil, \u0219i fierul, \u0219i lemnul au nevoie de suprafe\u021be plane. F\u0103r\u0103, munca este zadarnic\u0103 \u0219i siguran\u021ba c\u0103 apa nu p\u0103trunde la prima ploaie \u0219i urm\u0103toarele lips\u0103.<br \/>\n      Se prea poate c\u0103 la a doua cas\u0103 de om din curtea CAP-Intercoop s\u0103 ne fi trezit c\u0103 pentru b\u0103tutul tablei aveam ni\u0219te cioate. Sperasem c\u0103 ,,<strong>auriga<\/strong>\u201d ,,clanului\u201d de tinichigii, tat\u0103l nostru, discutase cu un cunoscut s\u0103-i aduc\u0103 ori material pentru ciocane, ori unele de gata. Salutasem ini\u021biativa unui client din satul nou al B\u0103l\u021ba\u021biului &#8211; imediat cum urci dealul, dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti SMA-ul (fost, actual, cine poate spune exact?), ajungi la prima biseric\u0103 \u0219i la \u0219coal\u0103, pe dreapta, o \u021bii \u00eenainte \u0219i aproape de cap\u0103t faci iar\u0103\u0219i ca la cai, cea &#8211; de a da curs dovezii c\u0103 era me\u0219ter lemnar, cum se l\u0103udase: ,,V\u0103 fac, bre, c\u00e2teva, s\u0103 ave\u021bi!\u201d \u021ain minte ca ieri spatele casei lui, gr\u0103dina cu legume \u0219i locul unde am fost osp\u0103ta\u021bi, \u00eenconjurat de fasole nemai\u00eent\u00e2lnit de lung\u0103 at\u00e2rn\u00e2nd, din a c\u0103rei s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021b\u0103 dorisem c\u00e2teva boabe de pr\u0103sil\u0103. Le-am luat, nu le-am luat, chiar am uitat. Conteaz\u0103 mai pu\u021bin. A\u0219adar. Ajunsesem \u00een noul cartier, preg\u0103tisem \u0219or\u021buri t\u0103iate dintr-o foaie, f\u0103l\u021buisem alte c\u00e2teva, le urcasem \u0219i&#8230;. D\u0103-i \u00eentr-un cui, d\u0103-i \u00een altul, nici v\u00e2n\u0103, nici precizie, ne-am zdrelit degetele mari de la m\u00e2inile st\u00e2ngi at\u00e2t eu, c\u00e2t \u0219i Cristi, ad\u00e2nciturile din ciocane potrivindu-se exact \u00een floarea cuielor. Drept este c\u0103 nici cuiele nu erau pe atunci de soi, fabricantul ciupind din fiecare cinci milimetri. Mai multe la kilogram, dar ineficiente. Deficiente \u00een propor\u021bie de zece la sut\u0103 &#8211; cap asimetric, v\u00e2rf bont, \u00eenflorat, nefinisat. ,,Bre\u201d-ul de rigoare. ,,N-am ce s\u0103 v\u0103 fac, m\u0103! Numai eu s\u0103 am grij\u0103 dac\u0103 sunt sau nu ciocane?\u201d de <strong>auzir\u0103<\/strong> \u0219i cei din cartierul vecin, 7 Noiembrie. Imobilul situ\u00e2ndu-se gard \u00een gard cu Conlemnul pe col\u021b. C\u0103 strig\u0103 unul &#8211; deh, \u00eei recunoscuse slova lui tata -: ,,Las\u0103-i, Sandule, \u00een pace, sunt \u0219i ei la \u00eenceput!\u201d Probabil nea Secu, tat\u0103l defunctului coleg D\u0103nu\u021b. ,,Vi le-aduc p-alea f\u0103cute de Me\u0219teric\u0103.\u201d A\u0219a-l poreclisem. Frumoase&#8230;! Pirogravate, \u00een form\u0103 de butoia\u0219, cozile bibilite la strung ca la obiectele artizanale, ,,bijuterii\u201d! De dat g\u0103uri \u00een ele \u0219i de ag\u0103\u021bat \u00een cui \u00een sufragerie.<br \/>\n        C\u00e2t au durat? Dou\u0103 la dou\u0103zeci de foi \u00eentinse cu chiu \u0219i vai! S\u0103reau a\u0219chiile din ele ca din circular, de <strong>auir\u0103m<\/strong> precum lupii la lun\u0103, cu glasuri sufocate de nerv \u0219i efort ca <strong>au\u0219eii<\/strong> \u00een v\u00e2lcea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu dau bir cu fugi\u021bii \u0219i nici nu am\u0103gesc cititorul cu pove\u0219ti neterminate. Da-mi fug min\u021bile \u0219i le audiez \u00een<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13496"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13496"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13497,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13496\/revisions\/13497"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}