7 februarie 2021
\n Arp(a) (m)ea… (Arpu…tea)<\/p>\n
De la ultima incursiune via\u021ba pare s\u0103 fi oferit prea pu\u021bine dintre subiectele iscodirii nelini\u0219tilor noastre. Amenin\u021b\u0103rile, \u00eentreite, s-au pierdut \u00een ne\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i relaxare, \u00een studii dedicate orarului zilnic muncitoresc, de iarn\u0103, iar popula\u021bia \u0219i-a reluat nebuneasca dorin\u021b\u0103 de acces la rafturi, la pompa de benzin\u0103, la frizerii \u0219i la bar. Suficiente pentru un contur – rond, se sub\u00een\u021belege – des\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219it al cet\u0103\u021buii Terra. At\u00e2t vrem, at\u00e2t putem, at\u00e2t facem.
\n Am num\u0103rat bine. Trei uli\u021be \u00een Pope\u0219ti-Leordeni. Noul. Doar fiindc\u0103 fiic\u0103-mea s-a hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 dea centrul pe margine. Am num\u0103rat pa\u0219ii, am num\u0103rat nout\u0103\u021bile.
\n Nu ne sfiim. Dup\u0103 celebra declara\u021bie de \u00eempropriet\u0103rire cuzeasc\u0103 am \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 oriunde \u0219i oricine am fi, avem ceva de spus. De atunci se tot procedeaz\u0103 la cuvinte demne de pus la nivelul buzelor \u0219i de suflat c\u00e2t de departe. S\u0103 afle lumea c\u0103 am putea realiza un vaccin anti….
\n Cu nebunia asta s-a \u00eemp\u0103unat Aslanca, impun\u00e2nd solu\u021bia nemuririi, ea \u00eens\u0103\u0219i fiind de p\u0103rere, cu exager\u0103rile ,,filoszofale\u201d de rigoare, c\u0103 nu la fizic umbl\u0103m, ci la spirit.
\n La suflet…, primim semnale, c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 apel\u0103m c\u00e2nd va s\u0103 privim \u00een ochi soarta \u0219i s\u0103 o alegem. Con-soarta. \u0218i nu suntem l\u0103sa\u021bi s\u0103 privim oricum. Neselectiv la trup. Gras\u0103, slab\u0103, trec\u00e2nd prin c\u00e2ntec…, s\u0103 ne fie totuna.
\n Regin\u0103 de azi, regin\u0103 de ieri, tot de-a noastr\u0103. Un fel de Ev\u0103 pentru tot mapamondul.
\n De la nebuloase ,,teatrale\u201d andrei\u0219erb\u0103niene, identificate \u00een aceea\u0219i ,,p\u00e2rdalnic\u0103\u201d omenire, la certitudini cu dat\u0103 recent\u0103, certificate la nivel prefectural. P\u00e2n\u0103-n zilele noastre fuse altfel…. Anun\u021b pentru ocuparea postului, interviu, examen, declararea c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103torului…. Pe cuv\u00e2ntul lor….
\n Cine-n troac\u0103 bag\u0103 r\u00e2tul, grobian \u00ee\u0219i drege g\u00e2tul! Noua \u0219i vechea reac\u021biune, cu Ra\u021biu-ne \u0219i luciu Aur-esc.
\n L\u00e2ng\u0103 \u021bigar\u0103 \u0219i submersiune se pot ad\u0103uga \u0219ahul \u0219i \u00eenghe\u021bul. Indiferent de na\u021biune. Asta pentru o g\u00e2ndire, evident mai bun\u0103, la rece!
\n Spectaculos a fost \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2ne. Einstein dezv\u0103luie cu adev\u0103rat unul dintre secretele trecerii dincolo de moarte. Un creier trecut dincolo de calculele fenomenalei fizici, al muzicianului. S\u0103 nu m\u0103 trece\u021bi \u00eentre ei. Pe el, da.
\n Mi s-au relevat metodele men\u021binerii st\u0103rii de trezie. La Mister Bean cu ajutorul scobitorilor sau be\u021belor de chibrit. La indienii alfabetiza\u021bi prin legarea ciufului de perete.
\n Ce nu g\u0103se\u0219te omul ca s\u0103 revin\u0103 la \u0219coal\u0103? Deocamdat\u0103 doar manierele clasice de preven\u021bie. F\u0103r\u0103 ,,risc major de r\u0103sp\u00e2ndire…\u201d
\n For\u021b\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 s\u0103 revin la pandemie \u0219i… domolirea ei prin p\u0103r\u021bile brahmanice. Subit \u0219i irevocabil. P\u00e2n\u0103 la proba contrarie.
\n Cea pus\u0103 pe mas\u0103 de speciali\u0219ti: L452R, inclus\u0103 \u00een CAL.20C, la \u00eenceputuri B.1.1.7. Mutante.
\n Or fi luat obiceiul lui Munsk, deocamdat\u0103 navetist \u00eentre anotimpuri \u0219i capricii climatologice. \u0218i financiare. Amazon-ianul, un soi de rival, f\u0103r\u0103 de. O cas\u0103, dulce cas\u0103, copiilor.
\n C\u00e2t\u0103 dezam\u0103gire. C\u00e2t\u0103 laud\u0103. Invers. Locul doi la \u00een\u021bepat. Pe la coad\u0103 la gestionat pandemia. Rom\u00e2nia.
\n Mini\u0219trii vin \u0219i pleac\u0103, vorbesc presei…. Iar unii clevetesc…. Pavilioane, colective… de parc\u0103 incendiile trebuie s\u0103 dea jos guverne.
\n La \u021bar\u0103 ca-n secolul trecut. Cine, c\u00e2t, cum \u0219i ce. Elevul, m\u0103surat, c\u00e2nt\u0103rit – la \u00eenceput sau la final de an? -, notat pe m\u0103sura \u00eeng\u0103duin\u021bei \u0219i caracterizat pentru viitor. Clar, nu se ,,cump\u0103ra\u201d \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2ntul, acolo la sat (dar nu lipsea colo un s\u0103cotei de f\u0103in\u0103 \u0219i vreo dou\u0103 ou\u0103, din toat\u0103 s\u0103r\u0103cia), dar tot obor de vite se cheam\u0103 c\u00e2nd numeri individului p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i num\u0103rul de mu\u0219te de pe etamin\u0103 \u0219i-i preziceai viitorul.
\n Lucru greu de estimat \u00een 2021.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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