{"id":13410,"date":"2021-02-04T12:24:42","date_gmt":"2021-02-04T09:24:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13410"},"modified":"2021-02-04T12:24:42","modified_gmt":"2021-02-04T09:24:42","slug":"brigada-diverse-tanta-rau-tase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13410","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (T)\u00e2nt\u0103 (r)\u0103u, Ta(s)e!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>23, 26 ianuarie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n      M-am trezit la 4. Ora la care, de nu sun\u0103 ceasul, se prepar\u0103 ideile imposibile. De la situa\u021bia f\u0103r\u0103 limit\u0103 la extazul rezolv\u0103rii este un pas. Se punct re punct le punct. Deloc alarmant, deloc imposibil. Adresat celor ce n-au nicio meserie sau nu una potrivit\u0103 domeniului atacabil. \u0218i dac\u0103 eu pot, Bill Gates oare de ce s\u0103 nu se reprofileze de la calculatoare la s\u0103n\u0103tate? \u00cen fapt f\u0103r\u0103 sistemul lui jum\u0103tate din lume se poate \u00eentoarce la sap\u0103.<br \/>\n      S\u0103 nu r\u00e2d\u0103 nimeni de compara\u021bia lui Marcel. Vi-l ofer din nou pe Lauren\u021biu P., american get-beget s\u0103 v\u0103 spun\u0103 cum st\u0103m cu socialismul \u00een State. Bine.<br \/>\n      Deci nu 5G-ul a instalat Covidul, ci jocurile militare anuale din Wuhan, la care au participat \u0219i SUA.<br \/>\n      Raluca nu vrea. Ce s\u0103-i faci? \u0218i-ndeamn\u0103 \u0219i ea la munc\u0103 spre a sc\u0103pa bugetul de pensii de povar\u0103.<br \/>\n      E bizar de simplu. Corp str\u0103in, inflama\u021bii locale. Virus \u00een s\u00e2nge, buba la vene \u0219i la inim\u0103.<br \/>\n      Adriana contabilizeaz\u0103 l\u0103utarii vaccina\u021bi. Cumva are nevoie la vreo sindrofie?<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Reiterarea are rol&#8230; profilactic. O aducere aminte bun\u0103 s\u0103 de-a peste gur\u0103 celor indigna\u021bi c\u0103 loco tratamentele au c\u0103p\u0103tat exclusiv apanajul coronavirusului. Bine-o fi acum c\u0103 nu z\u0103cem \u00een paturile altor ora\u0219e, c\u0103 un pahar de ap\u0103 \u0219i-un paracetamol se pot servi cu deferen\u021ba apropiatului concet\u0103\u021bean.<br \/>\n       Adev\u0103rul este c\u0103 r\u00e2-ul fran\u021buzesc \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tie o cantitate mare de virusuri, conform demonstra\u021biilor chineze\u0219ti. De aici \u0219i restric\u021bia \u00een mijloacele de transport comun, plus o lege a fizicii care \u00een mi\u0219care&#8230;.<br \/>\n       2% din 20 de milioane se num\u0103r\u0103 astfel: 400.000 de mii. O&#8230; minune, fiindc\u0103 \u00een compara\u021bie cu testarea&#8230;. P\u0103i la 30, 40 de mii per zi lumin\u0103, facem s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal&#8230; \u0219i-ntr-o lun\u0103 batem la milion. Deci un an \u0219i 8 luni. Ca un stagiu militar al ciclului \u00eenrolat \u00een Mai, prins \u00een necesit\u0103\u021bile statului trecut de a da&#8230; p\u00e2ine \u021b\u0103rii.<br \/>\n       La c\u00e2t\u0103 gur\u0103 face, \u0218o&#8230; are prea pu\u021bine. I-ar r\u00e2de-n fa\u021b\u0103 p\u00e2rli\u021bii parveni\u021bi din Dalasul nostru r\u00e2mnicean. Trei c\u0103su\u021be, una de vacan\u021b\u0103, patru parcele \u0219i 15.000 euro \u00een cont. Pu\u021bin&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Bani mul\u021bi, studii ineficiente. Vaccin imposibil. \u00cel f\u0103cur\u0103 de batjocur\u0103 pe Pasteur.<br \/>\n       A\u0219a zic \u0219i eu, cresc infecta\u021bii, s\u0103 creasc\u0103 \u0219i num\u0103rul spectacolelor&#8230; spaniole. Cu public r\u0103sfirat, unul da, trei ba.<br \/>\n       \u0102\u0219tia de fur\u0103&#8230;. Ce le mai merge clan\u021ba dup\u0103. De aceea merg pe ideea apei de ploaie \u0219i eficien\u021ba ei ca placebo. Un vice pfizerez sugereaz\u0103 \u0219i el revela\u021bia mea prin degeaba-ului vaccinului: ,,Pandemia s-a \u00eencheiat!\u201d Trebuie doar s\u0103 sc\u0103p\u0103m de epidemie sau de simpla \u0219i banala grip\u0103 sars&#8230;.<br \/>\n       M\u0103i oameni buni! Unde intra\u021bi, adio mediu steril. Fie-n odaia proprie fie-n a salinei Himalaya.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd m-am sfiit s\u0103 recunosc c\u0103-n restaurant nu mi-a pl\u0103cut niciodat\u0103? Tot a\u0219a n-am avut nicio explica\u021bie pentru nevoia unei seri \u00een incinta vreunuia. Particularizat pe cotidian: ce mi-e 21, ce mi-e 23? Ora.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>23, 26 ianuarie 2021 M-am trezit la 4. Ora la care, de nu sun\u0103 ceasul, se prepar\u0103 ideile imposibile. 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