{"id":13373,"date":"2021-02-02T14:33:33","date_gmt":"2021-02-02T11:33:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13373"},"modified":"2021-02-02T14:33:33","modified_gmt":"2021-02-02T11:33:33","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-auiati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13373","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Auia\u021bi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Simplificate, prinse mai dihai.<br \/>\n       Lui tata \u00eei pl\u0103cea s\u0103 fac\u0103 meserie. Considerent invocat de fiecare client, rar vreun necunosc\u0103tor \u00een ale ,,artelor tinichigere\u0219ti\u201d, la prima \u00eent\u00e2lnire, <strong>at\u00e2rna<\/strong> \u00eentre a crede pove\u0219tile ,,bursei de valori\u201d r\u00e2mnicene \u0219i a nu le da importan\u021b\u0103, cu \u00eencerc\u0103ri \u00eeng\u0103duite c\u00e2t s\u0103 emit\u0103 preten\u021biile. Urma avalan\u0219a de oferte: mai scurt, mai lung, conic, cu tabl\u0103 groas\u0103, mai sub\u021bire, cu&#8230;. Adic\u0103 de leac pentru ne\u00eencredere, \u00eentemeiat\u0103, dar nefundamentat\u0103. M\u0103car un contraargument s\u0103 fi adus \u00een slujba ideii de neputin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i ne\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 a posibilului furnizor de servicii. \u00cen fa\u021ba cui? A unuia ce le \u00eencercase pe toate? A unuia c\u0103ruia reu\u0219ita \u00eei oferea procentaj maxim?<br \/>\n       Aceluia\u0219i, tata, \u00eei venea la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103 zona c\u0103r\u0103rilor c\u0103lcate, sigure. Mie a celor&#8230; altfel. C\u00e2t prive\u0219te acoperitoarele zidurilor l\u0103sate \u021bu\u021burug \u00een ploaie \u0219i v\u00e2nt, eram clar de alt\u0103 p\u0103rere. Preferam c\u00e2t mai pu\u021bine t\u0103ieturi, o prindere s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 de zid, estetic\u0103 \u0219i munc\u0103 mai pu\u021bin\u0103. Trei g\u0103uri, trei dibluri v\u00e2r\u00e2te-n ele \u0219i trei hol\u021b\u0219uruburi b\u0103tute direct cu ciocanul. De neurnit de Eol \u00eentreg ansamblul, iar lipitura dintre dou\u0103 table privi\u0219tite asigura c\u0103 nu se strecoar\u0103 apa \u00een perimetrul lor. Renun\u021basem f\u0103r\u0103 regret la coamele mig\u0103loase \u0219i nesigure, periculoase, dac\u0103 din gre\u0219eal\u0103-\u021bi \u00eempiedicai membrele prin ele, cu inerente pierderi iremediabile, fiindc\u0103 omul nu-i plant\u0103 ca s\u0103 secrete <strong>auxin\u0103<\/strong>, ce-ai pierdut este pe veci. Sc\u0103pam astfel de unele posibile <strong>avarii<\/strong>, a\u0219a cum mai v\u0103zusem sf\u00e2\u0219iate aticuri, rupte ca foaia de h\u00e2rtie, fluturate \u00een josul zidurilor ca steagurile de 1 decembrie, sau pere\u021bi \u00eentregi jirloi\u021bi de sus p\u00e2n\u0103 la funda\u021bie.<br \/>\n      La \u00eenceput refuzase. Categoric. P\u0103rea c\u0103-i \u0219tirbeam din renume c\u00e2nd \u00eei f\u0103ceam <strong>auzit\u0103<\/strong> celebra retoric\u0103 \u00eentrebare ,,M\u0103-nve\u021bi pe mine meserie?\u201d Se sup\u0103ra, primeam \u00eenjur\u0103tura aferent\u0103 \u0219i se calma dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva minute. \u00cen privin\u021ba aticurilor \u0219i-a dat seama de utilitatea schimb\u0103rii de ,,paradigm\u0103\u201d, montajul risca s\u0103 ne transforme \u00een muncitori voluntari. C\u00e2t s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 beneficiarul ca s\u0103 fie convenabil \u0219i pentru el, \u0219i pentru meseria\u0219? Zece lei pe metru f\u0103r\u0103 montaj \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 vreo 10 pentru prinderi \u0219i lipire. Similar cu jgheaburile, aproximativ 40 de centimetri de cositor \u00eentins, \u00eembinare \u0219i fixare pe pozi\u021bii, ba \u00eenc\u0103 \u0219i mai mult, betonul stric\u0103 burghiele la secund\u0103, le arde v\u00e2rful vidia, cap\u0103t\u0103 ini\u021bial o nuan\u021b\u0103 portocalie, pastila <strong>aurit\u0103<\/strong> se \u00eenvine\u021be\u0219te mai apoi, mai ales c\u00e2nd prinde c\u00e2te un fier striat c\u0103lit \u0219i sf\u00e2r\u0219e\u0219te topit ori forfecat unde-i este fabrica\u021bia mai proast\u0103. Clanc \u0219i s-a rupt! Clanc \u0219i banii s\u0103lta\u021bi buzunarelor! Unul singur, uzitabil mai mult de trei perfor\u0103ri, cost\u0103 o mic\u0103 avere. La un astfel de sunet, de <strong>auzire<\/strong> &#8211; e un sunet specific ,,\u00eenfior\u0103tor\u201d -, se \u00eentorc toate capetele \u0219i pornesc apostrof\u0103rile c\u0103tre vinovat. \u00cen zadar explica\u021biile c\u0103 a ,,furat\u201d materialul burghiul &#8211; pentru cine nu \u00een\u021belege ,,dialectul\u201d, acord informa\u021bii \u00een privat -, c\u0103 nu se v\u0103d \u0219i nu se pot anticipa fiarele \u00eencorporate, prime\u0219ti dojenile \u0219i treci mai departe. Adic\u0103, se cump\u0103r\u0103 un altul, c\u00e2nd rezerva s-a epuizat, se ia o pauz\u0103 \u0219i&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Simplificate, prinse mai dihai. Lui tata \u00eei pl\u0103cea s\u0103 fac\u0103 meserie. Considerent invocat de fiecare client, rar vreun necunosc\u0103tor \u00een<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13373"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13373"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13374,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13373\/revisions\/13374"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}