{"id":13309,"date":"2021-01-30T11:07:24","date_gmt":"2021-01-30T08:07:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13309"},"modified":"2021-01-30T11:14:47","modified_gmt":"2021-01-30T08:14:47","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-atrasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13309","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Atrasa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u0218i crezusem c\u0103 <strong>avarul<\/strong> este contabilul, c\u00e2nd colo fiul mo\u0219tenise toate zecimalele dup\u0103 virgul\u0103.<br \/>\nModul flegmatic al progeniturii m-a dezarmat. Se al\u0103tura unei ipoteze deloc \u00eembucur\u0103toare c\u0103 ne vor duce de r\u00e2p\u0103 genera\u021biile urm\u0103toare, l\u0103f\u0103ite, huzurind \u00eembuibate, necum <strong>atrase<\/strong> de un minim efort lucrativ, <strong>atroce<\/strong> \u00eentru ap\u0103rarea personal\u0103, c\u0103lc\u00e2nd pe cadavrele oricui le-ar opri robinetul cu pl\u0103ceri, ignor\u00e2nd pe oricare. ,,Ce \u021bi-au putut <strong>atomii<\/strong>, nea contabile! C\u0103 l-ai f\u0103cut cu <strong>atriul<\/strong> str\u00e2mb \u0219i s\u00e2ngele de <strong>aspid\u0103<\/strong>! Mai bine-l ducea barza pe atolul Nauru sau \u00een jungl\u0103.\u201d Zisei pentru mine.<br \/>\nNu-i \u0103la, vin al\u021bii la r\u00e2nd! R\u0103m\u00e2i cu regrete&#8230;. Noaptea. Ziua fiind at\u00e2t de ocupat\u0103, c\u0103 nu-\u021bi vedeai capul de treburi. Tot Geambezu s-a-nv\u00e2rtit de \u00eenc-o arvunire la propriul loc de munc\u0103, confec\u021bia de l\u00e2ng\u0103 sediul \u0219i hambarul CAP-ului. Un ansamblu de acoperitori de m\u0103rimi diferite pentru balustrada de ciment a cl\u0103dirii, undeva la 140 de metri. Cu ciubuc la exterior, cu fal\u021b la interior, prinse cu hol\u021b\u0219uruburi, dibluri \u0219i lipite cu cositor \u00een <strong>august<\/strong>, pe c\u0103ldura de foc de-nmuia cartonul bituminat &#8211; <strong>aulic\u0103<\/strong> mam\u0103! Se-nmoaie m\u00e2inile, picioarele le t\u00e2r\u0103\u0219ti din ce \u00een ce mai greu (smoala topit\u0103 \u0219i ,,<strong>auric\u0103<\/strong>\u201d sorinel), p\u00e2n\u0103 la crize momentane de <strong>atonie<\/strong>, ame\u021beli, dureri de cap. Acolo mas\u0103, acolo foc, acolo toate. P\u00e2n\u0103 jos&#8230;. Fiindc\u0103 nici Dumitru Emil nu comandase o trap\u0103 \u00een ultimul plafon, nici acei ce preluaser\u0103 cl\u0103direa, v\u00e2ndut\u0103, se pare, \u00een c\u00e2teva r\u00e2nduri. Se mul\u021bumiser\u0103 cu o prelungire a parterului, o magazie metalic\u0103 ce acoperea aproape toat\u0103 suprafa\u021ba l\u0103\u021bimii, ruginit\u0103 \u0219i nimic altceva. Curtea din spate toat\u0103 o buruian\u0103. \u00cen stilul d\u0103lh\u0103u\u021bean, singura \u0219ans\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2nea maniera opera\u021bional\u0103 scar\u0103 la scar\u0103 la scar\u0103. Una de jos, una mai spre v\u00e2rf \u0219i ultima p\u00e2n\u0103 sus. Scule, tablele profilate, butelia, ca s\u0103 nu <strong>at\u00e2rni <\/strong>\u00een sfoar\u0103 letcoanele, s\u0103 le tragi \u0219i s\u0103 le cobori, s\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 unul la sol \u0219i s\u0103 devin\u0103 inutilizabil \u00een mare parte din timp, pierdut, \u00een cazul cel mai pu\u021bin eficient. Pe cl\u0103dire to\u021bi \u0219i toate. <strong>Atuuri <\/strong>indubitabile. \u0218i dac\u0103 \u021bipam sau strigam &#8211; la ce folos <strong>auiala<\/strong> -, nimeni nu ne-ar fi putut face glasurile <strong>auzite<\/strong>. Cadrul perfect pentru mai mult\u0103 munc\u0103 \u0219i pentru a <strong>avansa<\/strong> mai repede. \u0218i zis, \u0219i f\u0103cut. Ne-am ,,a\u0219ternut\u201d la cele obi\u0219nuite. C\u00e2teva c\u0103r\u0103mizi ridicate ,,la cer\u201d, g\u0103leata, \u00eei uitasem rolul, un rest dintr-o foaie ruginit\u0103 ca paravan, chibritul \u0219i furtunul ,,p\u00e2rlitoarei\u201d, \u021bipirigul \u00een cutiu\u021ba \u00eencropit\u0103 c\u00e2ndva \u00een grab\u0103, cu unghiuri deloc drepte, cu laturi necum egale, cu cele patru col\u021buri \u00eendoite la nimereal\u0103. C\u00e2nd nevoia te-mpinge, timpul \u0219i uit\u0103rile, \u00een mai pu\u021bin de un minut, o astfel de ,,bijuterie\u201d se construie\u0219te lesne, se mai ajusteaz\u0103 cu foarfeca, i se f\u0103ure\u0219te un capac aproape paralelipipedic, astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 nu <strong>atrag\u0103<\/strong> oprobiul total al lui tata \u0219i nici injuriile. C\u00e2t despre meserie&#8230;. Avea dreptate deseori. Nepriceperea, st\u00e2ng\u0103ciile, graba \u0219i lipsa de aten\u021bie, ale noastre, \u00eel \u00eendrept\u0103\u021beau s\u0103 ne ia la trei p\u0103ze\u0219te. Dar&#8230;.<br \/>\nAcest ,,dar\u201d c\u0103ruia n-am \u00eencetat s\u0103-i g\u0103sesc mai mereu valen\u021be. Un ceva \u00eempotriva metodelor p\u0103rinte\u0219ti de a ,,proiecta\u201d lucr\u0103rile \u00een parte sau \u00een ansamblu. \u0218i nu era tata un conservator \u00eenr\u0103it, ci mai degrab\u0103 un om cu respect pentru meseria alor lui, cei de la care \u00eenv\u0103\u021base at\u00e2tea.<br \/>\nMie mi-au pl\u0103cut mereu lucrurile simple, degrevate de mi\u0219c\u0103ri \u00een plus, obositoare, ,,costisitoare\u201d \u00een timp. A\u0219a am ,,inventat\u201d aticurile \u00eembinate&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0218i crezusem c\u0103 avarul este contabilul, c\u00e2nd colo fiul mo\u0219tenise toate zecimalele dup\u0103 virgul\u0103. 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