{"id":13282,"date":"2021-01-28T13:30:46","date_gmt":"2021-01-28T10:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13282"},"modified":"2021-01-28T13:30:46","modified_gmt":"2021-01-28T10:30:46","slug":"brigada-diverse-balet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13282","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; B(a)let&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>16, 17 ianuarie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n       ,,La ordin!\u201d Tr\u0103i\u021bi-urile \u0219i plec\u0103ciunile. Mai ieri regelui, marelui conduc\u0103tor, mai azi comisiei europene. Banii la control, ministrule!<br \/>\n        Din acela\u0219i ordin &#8211; clas\u0103 &#8211; \u00eenfigerea acului \u00een piele. Ce, Spania nu-i \u021bar\u0103? Mam\u0103 plecat\u0103 cu capul, fiic\u0103 mai cu el pe umeri, instan\u021ba vehement\u0103. Nu face statul ce vrea fata.<br \/>\n        \u0218i-a pierdut popula\u021bia r\u0103bdarea. Italienii se-ncing, de li se opune careva, la r\u0103scoal\u0103. Nu pentru p\u0103m\u00e2nt, nu pentru ap\u0103, ci&#8230;. Doar p\u0103m\u00e2nt, fiindc\u0103 apa se vinde la restaurant scump \u0219i ele, \u00een ciuda lac\u0103telor puse pe \u021boiuri, vesel\u0103 \u0219i halbe, vor deschide u\u0219ile larg. S\u0103 bea \u0219i s\u0103 chefuiasc\u0103 to\u021bi, c\u0103ci m\u00e2ine nu se \u0219tie&#8230;. De-aia!<br \/>\n        La apus. La est dimpotriv\u0103. Libanezu-i cuminte \u0219i cu minte. Cumin\u021bit \u0219i nemin\u021bit. For\u021bat s\u0103 posteasc\u0103. \u00cen cas\u0103.<br \/>\n        B\u0103, \u0219i babele-astea! Cum s\u0103 le dai de leac? \u0218i prima, \u0219i din Canada, \u0219i vaccinat\u0103 \u0219i proasp\u0103t infectat\u0103. Cum vine aiasta?<br \/>\n        Le\u0219ii-s din neamul lui Sobieski. Bat cu pumnu-n platformele de socializare. S\u0103-i lase a-\u0219i spune p\u0103surile f\u0103r\u0103-nconjur. C\u0103 de nu, scot&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Ce chin, ce probleme! P\u0103reau rezolvate. Tranzac\u021bii \u00eencheiate cu statul sub supraveghere. Tranzac\u021biile \u00eentre persoane fizice supervizate de notariate, fisc. \u0218i eludarea de unde? De unde cele c\u00e2teva milioane din v\u00e2nz\u0103rile de mer\u021bane neimpozitate? Vreun inspectora\u0219 cu ele pe la sertar?<br \/>\n       Dup\u0103 Aur at\u00e2t a mai r\u0103mas valorificabil din averea statului rom\u00e2n: electrica, cecul, portul const\u0103n\u021bean \u0219i \u0103le dou\u0103 aeroporturi bucure\u0219tene. At\u00e2t \u0219tiu, la \u00eenstr\u0103inarea, doar a lor, se opun.<br \/>\n       S-o mai fi ,,elucubrat\u201d pe tema orei de sport. \u0218i-acolo \u00eemperecherea era interzis\u0103, de aceea regula cotului avea rol determinant. Te \u021binea distan\u021bat. \u0218i c\u00e2nd? \u00cen lipsa unei furii virusiene. \u00cen metru binar sau frac\u021bional boala circul\u0103 destul de bine, de ne\u00een\u021beles c\u0103 masa servit\u0103 \u00een condi\u021biile um\u0103r la um\u0103r \u0219i bot \u00een bot, afar\u0103 sau \u00een\u0103untru, pe frig sau c\u0103ldur\u0103, \u00een familie sau amical, \u00een aceea\u0219i frecventat\u0103 tavern\u0103 sau departe de cas\u0103 cu str\u0103inii spore\u0219te \u0219i num\u0103rul de infecta\u021bi, \u0219i num\u0103rul de microbi inhala\u021bi, \u0219i gravitatea. R\u0103m\u00e2n \u00eenc\u0103 nedumerit c\u0103 multe cuno\u0219tin\u021be stau cu semnul \u00eentreb\u0103rii \u00eentre spr\u00e2ncene de propriile infect\u0103ri, convin\u0219i c\u0103 \u0219i-au autoconferit protec\u021bie tot timpul. Gre\u0219it, stimabililor!<br \/>\n       De la chinezi vine covidul, de la americani banii de cercetare \u0219i de la pro\u0219ti p\u0103rerile contrare. De la noi.<br \/>\n       Toate-s legale. Mai pune\u021bi l\u00e2ng\u0103 ale CCR-ului procente \u00eenc\u0103 de dou\u0103 ori pe at\u00e2t \u0219i ob\u021bine\u021bi salariul. Chiar legale.<br \/>\n       Partidele, luate la bucat\u0103, de c\u00e2nd na\u0219terea lor fat\u0103 mare, se \u00eenv\u00e2rt toate \u00een zona de confort, deci acolo unde structura de baz\u0103 trude\u0219te \u0219i ,,capii\u201d profit\u0103. A-i conferi doar defunctului comunism apanajul mafiotismului&#8230;. Ar \u00eensemna c\u0103 ne recunoa\u0219tem ob\u00e2r\u0219iile&#8230;.<br \/>\n       N-am avut ocazia, poate de-\u0219 fi for\u021bat&#8230;. Rareori se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 fiec\u0103ruia lucruri notabile. Lucruri volatile, dar memorabile. S\u0103 nu uita\u021bi c\u0103 drumurile scurte sunt cele mai bune. Matematic. \u0218i spiritual. Dup\u0103 forfota ma\u0219inilor, \u00een calmul a cincisprezece secunde \u00een sectorul de vam\u0103 str. Lalelelor &#8211; str. Tudor Vladimirescu, pe fundalul crem-unt al cl\u0103dirii domnului Trufa\u0219u, un film \u00eenregistrat ad-hoc: actri\u021ba principal\u0103 &#8211; mama; \u00een rol secundar &#8211; fiul. La didascalii precizarea v\u00e2rstei celui din urm\u0103: trei ani, maxim. La text (cu intona\u021bie): ,,\u0218tii ce zi este ast\u0103zi? 15 ianuarie. Este ziua domnului Eminescu. Cel care a scris Luceaf\u0103rul&#8230;\u201d \u0218i mi-am v\u0103zut, aproape lini\u0219tit, de drum&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>16, 17 ianuarie 2021 ,,La ordin!\u201d Tr\u0103i\u021bi-urile \u0219i plec\u0103ciunile. Mai ieri regelui, marelui conduc\u0103tor, mai azi comisiei europene. 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