{"id":13248,"date":"2021-01-27T15:32:43","date_gmt":"2021-01-27T12:32:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13248"},"modified":"2021-01-27T15:32:43","modified_gmt":"2021-01-27T12:32:43","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-carantina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13248","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Carantin\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

Carantin\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Bun\u0103 ziua, f\u0103, Didin\u0103!
\nTot mai e\u0219ti \u00een carantin\u0103?
\nIe\u0219i oleac\u0103 p\u00e2n` la poart\u0103
\nS\u0103 v\u0103z dac\u0103 nu e\u0219ti moart\u0103!<\/p>\n

– Nu poci, f\u0103, drag\u0103 Marie!
\nDa` dac\u0103-\u021bi vorghesc, \u00ees vie!
\nTu, cum dracu`, f\u0103, vecin\u0103,
\nDe nu e\u0219ti \u00een carantin\u0103?<\/p>\n

– Iete-a\u0219a! Na, c\u0103 nu sunt!
\nM-a ferit Domnul cel sf\u00e2nt,
\nC-am \u021binut post, m-am rugat,
\nDe-aia nu m-am infectat!<\/p>\n

– Ei las\u0103-m\u0103, nu mai spune!
\nEu nu crez a\u0219a minune!
\nTe-ai rugat pe la icoane
\n\u0218i te g\u00e2ndeai la friptane?<\/p>\n

Zici c\u0103 ie\u0219i din cas\u0103 rar,
\nDa` miroase a gr\u0103tar
\nStropit cu vin din cofer
\nP\u00e2n` la Dumnezeu din cer!<\/p>\n

– Da` n-ai auzit, M\u0103rie,
\nC-a\u0219a-i la epidemie?
\n\u0218i s\u0103 \u0219tii f\u0103, gur\u0103-casc\u0103:
\nAm f\u0103cut gr\u0103tar cu… masc\u0103!<\/p>\n

– Ptiu! B\u0103tu-te-ar s\u0103n\u0103tatea!
\nChierde-\u021bi-ai imunitatea!
\nVedea-te-a\u0219 la izolet\u0103
\n`r-ai a dracu` de babet\u0103!<\/p>\n

Cum, f\u0103, faci a\u0219a ceva?!
\nTu nu \u021bii la via\u021ba ta?
\nNici la via\u021ba lu` Vasile?
\nDa-i-ar Domnul multe zile!…<\/p>\n

– Auzi, f\u0103? Ia stai oleac\u0103!
\nV\u0103z c\u0103 grijile te freac\u0103
\nCum te-ai frecat tu mereu…
\nCe-ai tu cu Vasile-al meu?!<\/p>\n

– Eee, ziceam \u0219i io a\u0219a!…
\nNu te lua de via\u021ba mea,
\nC-odat\u0103 mi-aduc aminte
\nC\u0103 nici tu n-ai fost cuminte!…<\/p>\n

– Ptiuuu! \u0218i arz\u0103-te-ar p\u0103 ma\u021be,
\nVorghea hoa\u021ba \u00eentre hoa\u021be!
\nDe-aghia \u021bi-a murit b\u0103rbatu`
\n\u0218i te \u0219i g\u00e2nde\u0219ti la altu`!<\/p>\n

– Auzi, f\u0103? Nu mai vorghi?
\nC-al t\u0103u e ca c\u00e2nd n-ar hi!
\nCrezi c\u0103 nu \u0219tie tot satu`
\nC\u0103 \u021bi-ai \u00een\u0219elat b\u0103rbatu`?<\/p>\n

– Ei, ia zi tu, f\u0103, dac\u0103 \u0219tii,
\nHi-r-ai a covidului s\u0103 hii!
\nVai, da` nu \u021bi-ar hi ru\u0219ine
\nS\u0103 zici vorbe despre mine?!<\/p>\n

– Stai c\u0103 zic! Ia stai oleac\u0103!
\nCu Ion a lu` Dideac\u0103,
\nCu Stan a lu` Beldimanu
\nCare te-a… \u021binut tot anu`!<\/p>\n

– Hii! Aoleu, auzi la ea!
\n– Stai a\u0219a \u0219i nu \u021bipa!
\nCu Gic\u0103 a lu` Berindei
\nDe-\u021bi d\u0103dea \u0219i la purcei…<\/p>\n

– Ce purcei?! F\u0103, e\u0219ti nebun\u0103!
\nNiminea nu poa` s\u0103 spun\u0103…
\n– Cu Sandu brigadieru`
\nCare-\u021bi umplea \u0219ifoneru`…<\/p>\n

\u0218i cu Nicu a lu` Chioru
\nDe \u021bi-a luat televizoru`…
\n– Ho, f\u0103, gata! Gata, taci!
\nM\u0103 umpli toat\u0103 de draci!<\/p>\n

– Ei, na, gata, nu mai zic!
\nDa` m-am r\u0103corit un chic!…
\nNa, c\u0103 m-am lungit la vorb\u0103…
\nAuzi, ce mai pui \u00een ciorb\u0103?<\/p>\n

– Pui p\u0103 dracu`, f\u0103, s\u0103 \u0219tii!
\nDup\u0103 aia, ce-o mai hi!
\nF\u0103 \u021bi tu la fel \u0219i vezi
\nC\u0103-i bun\u0103 de n-o s\u0103 crezi!…<\/p>\n

Le prinde noaptea pe vecine
\nVorbind \u00een raza lunii pline
\nCare coboar\u0103 peste toate
\nO aur\u0103 de… imunitate!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Carantin\u0103 – Bun\u0103 ziua, f\u0103, Didin\u0103! Tot mai e\u0219ti \u00een carantin\u0103? Ie\u0219i oleac\u0103 p\u00e2n` la poart\u0103 S\u0103 v\u0103z dac\u0103 nu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13248"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13248"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13249,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13248\/revisions\/13249"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}