{"id":13216,"date":"2021-01-25T15:48:07","date_gmt":"2021-01-25T12:48:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13216"},"modified":"2021-01-25T15:48:07","modified_gmt":"2021-01-25T12:48:07","slug":"de-ai-nostri-dan-manciulea-mici-apocalipse-de-adormit-omenirea-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13216","title":{"rendered":"De-ai no\u0219tri! – Dan Manciulea – Mici apocalipse de adormit omenirea (1)"},"content":{"rendered":"

AVANTAJELE SOCIET\u0102\u021aII DE CONSUM<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00cen reclame \u021bi se spune c\u00e2t de bine, frumos, pl\u0103cut, gustos, comod, avantajos, economicos, catifelat, dulce, m\u0103t\u0103sos, moale, tare, puternic, cremos, aventuros, sigur, exclusiv, inclusiv, \u00een rate, numai cu buletinul, f\u0103r\u0103 acte, la minut, ve\u0219nic po\u021bi tr\u0103i.
\nTotul te \u00eembie s\u0103 vrei un trai bun \u0219i fiindc\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi dore\u0219ti a\u0219a ceva, ba chiar mai mult, te apuci de treab\u0103 cu g\u00e2ndul s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tigi bine pentru a-\u021bi cump\u0103ra acel trai.
\nG\u00e2nde\u0219ti, munce\u0219ti, stai peste program p\u00e2n\u0103 t\u00e2rziu, nu te vezi cu familia, poate nici nu \u00ee\u021bi \u00eentemeiezi una, devii nervos, \u00ee\u021bi ba\u021bi so\u021bia \u0219i copiii \u2013 dac\u0103 \u00eei ai, \u00ee\u021bi scade libidou-ul, faci foamea, faci compromisuri, votezi \u00een st\u00e2nga \u0219i-n dreapta, \u00ee\u021bi lingu\u0219e\u0219ti \u0219eful, am\u00e2ni concediul, nici nu \u021bi-l mai iei, pl\u0103te\u0219ti taxele, impozitele la timp, s\u0103 po\u021bi primi credite… Timpul trece. Tu la fel.
\nC\u00e2nd tragi linie, \u00ee\u021bi r\u0103m\u00e2ne s\u0103-\u021bi cumperi un televizor f\u0103r\u0103 ecran plat, un computer mai slab dec\u00e2t cel al firmei unde lucrezi, o ma\u0219in\u0103 din \u021bara ta – alb\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 airbag-uri, f\u0103r\u0103 ABS, f\u0103r\u0103 CD player, o combin\u0103 audio de la solduri, un detergent mai pu\u021bin inteligent, un spray care te protejeaz\u0103 numai dou\u0103 ore, o past\u0103 de din\u021bi care nu previne formarea cariilor, margarin\u0103 \u00een loc de unt \u0219i mezeluri cu multe E \u2013 uri, \u00een\u0103lbitori care atac\u0103 \u021bes\u0103tura, bere ieftin\u0103 \u0219i puturoas\u0103…
\n\u0218i toate lucrurile astea pentru care tu ai muncit din greu \u00eencep s\u0103 te lucreze… Televizorul \u00ee\u021bi stric\u0103 ochii \u0219i te face s\u0103 devii nervos pentru c\u0103 nu g\u0103se\u0219ti un program ca lumea c\u00e2nd ai \u0219i tu pu\u021bin timp liber. Computerul nu are capacitatea necesar\u0103 s\u0103 execute ceea ce vrei tu \u0219i din cauza asta \u00ee\u021bi cre\u0219te tensiunea. Ma\u0219ina se stric\u0103 des \u0219i, fiindc\u0103 o \u00eempingi mereu, inima \u00ee\u021bi sl\u0103be\u0219te din ce \u00een ce. Combina nu cite\u0219te m.p.3 -uri, prietenii r\u00e2d de tine iar tu te izolezi de ei. Detergentul nu cur\u0103\u021b\u0103 hainele cum trebuie \u0219i nu le parfumeaz\u0103, de aceea ai probleme la serviciu, fiindc\u0103 \u0219efii te cred un nesp\u0103lat \u0219i nu \u00ee\u021bi mai acord\u0103 \u00eencredere. Spray-ul este ineficient \u0219i fetele cu care ie\u0219i te privesc din ce \u00een ce mai ciudat. Din\u021bii \u021bi se cariaz\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencepi s\u0103 faci infec\u021bii, \u00ee\u021bi miroase gura, to\u021bi te evit\u0103. Mezelurile cu E-uri \u0219i margarina \u00ee\u021bi afecteaz\u0103 stomacul. C\u0103m\u0103\u0219ile \u0219i lenjeria \u021bi se rup merg\u00e2nd pe strad\u0103 fiindc\u0103 nu folose\u0219ti un \u00een\u0103lbitor ca lumea. Colegii te v\u0103d numai \u00een bombe \u0219i \u00eencep s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi scoat\u0103 vorbe c\u0103 e\u0219ti alcoolic …
\n\u00centr-un t\u00e2rziu, dup\u0103 ce ai cump\u0103rat toate produsele de calitate \u00eendoielnic\u0103 ani la r\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi dai seama c\u0103 oricum nimeni nu te bag\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103.
\nSo\u021bia din ,,bo\u0219orog\u201d nu te scoate, copiii te ignor\u0103, dar \u00ee\u021bi cer bani, colegii de serviciu au ajuns \u0219efi la compania la care ai lucrat, televizoarele sunt holografice, computerele au ajuns la genera\u021bia a zecea, ma\u0219inile deja zboar\u0103, au ap\u0103rut cipuri care difuzeaz\u0103 muzic\u0103 direct \u00een creier, au fost inventate haine inteligente care se auto cur\u0103\u021b\u0103, prin modific\u0103ri genetice oamenii nu mai transpir\u0103, microorganismul care producea cariile a fost eradicat, oamenii se hr\u0103nesc cu plasturi pu\u0219i pe piele \u0219i nu se mai poart\u0103 dec\u00e2t lenjerie de unic\u0103 folosin\u021b\u0103. Iar tu tot nu ai bani de ajuns. Te ui\u021bi \u00een portmoneu ca \u0219i c\u00e2nd l-ai fi furat.
\nZ\u00e2mbe\u0219te! Visul t\u0103u de consumator s-a \u00eemplinit \u2013 ai fost p\u0103rta\u0219 la construirea noii societ\u0103\u021bi de consum… \u00cen reclame, \u021bi se spune c\u00e2t de bine, frumos, pl\u0103cut, gustos, comod, avantajos, economicos, catifelat, dulce, m\u0103t\u0103sos, moale, tare, puternic, cremos, aventuros, sigur, exclusiv, inclusiv, \u00een rate, numai cu buletinul, f\u0103r\u0103 acte, la minut, ve\u0219nic po\u021bi tr\u0103i.<\/p>\n


\n\u021aara f\u0103r\u0103 de lege
\n\u0219i criminalitatea f\u0103r\u0103 de moarte<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2026 Fenomenul criminal \u00ee\u0219i f\u0103cea de cap de-a lungul \u0219i de-a latul \u021b\u0103rii, n\u0103scocind procedee \u0219i mijloace n\u0103stru\u0219nice pentru a se strecura printre barierele anti-infrac\u021bionale. Oric\u00e2t de \u00eenalte ar fi fost ele, n\u0103zdr\u0103vanul le s\u0103rea iar lupta cea mare \u00eempotriva criminalit\u0103\u021bii se transformase \u00eentr-un fel de ,,ho\u021bii \u0219i vardi\u0219tii” \u00een care nu se mai \u0219tia care sunt unii \u0219i care sunt ceilal\u021bi.
\nLa curtea lui Papur\u0103\u2013vod\u0103 era veselie mare. Dreg\u0103torii, \u00eembr\u0103ca\u021bi de mare gal\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i aduseser\u0103 jup\u00e2nesele peste care, \u00een prealabil, r\u0103sturnaser\u0103 \u0219ifoniere \u0219i safe-uri cu bijuterii \u0219i benchetuiau \u00eempreun\u0103 \u00een sunetul muzicii cu acompaniament u\u0219or de vesel\u0103 \u00een sol major.
\nDeodat\u0103, dinspre marea poart\u0103 a cur\u021bii, se auzi o h\u0103rm\u0103laie care cre\u0219tea din ce \u00een ce p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd, \u00een fa\u021ba M\u0103riei Sale ap\u0103ru un mesager. Adunarea dreg\u0103torilor se \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bi \u00een dou\u0103, s\u0103-i fac\u0103 loc.
\n– M\u0103ria Ta, criminalitatea legal\u0103 tinde spre zero, dar cifra neagr\u0103 \u00eenghite non \u2013 stop sufletele p\u00e2ng\u0103rite ale supu\u0219ilor c\u0103zu\u021bi \u00een p\u0103cat, fie c\u0103 sunt ei lombrossieni, oedipieni sau func\u021bionari publici\u2026
\n– \u0218i ?\u2026 zise Papur\u0103.
\n– \u201d\u0218i\u201d este conjunc\u021bie, M\u00e3ria Ta. spuse umil mesagerul. Eu vin acum de pe c\u00e2mpul de lupt\u0103 \u00eempotriva fenomenului criminal \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi spun c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 faci ceva p\u00e2n\u0103 nu or s\u0103 ne dea afar\u0103 din \u021bar\u0103 pe noi, \u0103\u0219tia cinsti\u021bii.
\n– Are dreptate solul, M\u0103ria Ta. se b\u0103g\u0103 \u00een vorb\u0103 boierul velit Ev\u0103zaru.
\n– Numai F\u0103t Frumos ne mai poate sc\u0103pa din \u0103st necaz. zise grav M\u0103ria sa.
\n– Dar, M\u0103ria ta, F\u0103t Frumos este plecat de vreo doi ani \u00een \u021bara \u00cemp\u0103ratului Verde. gr\u0103i boier Bancrutescu.
\nNici nu termin\u0103 acesta bine vorba c\u0103 trompetele r\u0103sunar\u0103 anun\u021b\u00e2nd un oaspete. Curtea \u00eentreag\u0103 \u00eentoarse privirile c\u0103tre poart\u0103 \u0219i imediat un murmur str\u0103b\u0103tu mul\u021bimea: F\u0103t Frumooos\u2026!
\nM\u0103ria Sa lu\u0103 o pozi\u021bie mar\u021bial\u0103 \u0219i gr\u0103i important:
\n– F\u0103t Frumos, \u021bara te a\u0219teapt\u0103 s\u0103 o salvezi. Numai tu e\u0219ti destinat operei de \u00eenf\u0103ptuire a justi\u021biei adev\u0103rate pe aceste plaiuri! Du\u2013te, dar, \u0219i cur\u0103\u021b\u0103-le de buruieni!
\n– \u00cen principiu m-a\u0219 duce, M\u0103ria Ta, \u00eens\u0103 odinioar\u0103 puneai \u0219i Domnia Ta la b\u0103taie o recompens\u0103. Ce, ori ai m\u0103ritat toate prin\u021besele sau, bat\u0103-te norocul, ai r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u021bie?
\n– Ap\u0103i, dragul meu, \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u021bia nu-i a mea, \u0219tii doar, iar prin\u021besele s-au zbur\u0103t\u0103cit dup\u0103 al\u021bi Fe\u021bi Frumo\u0219i ce au trecut pe aici \u0219i ne-au sc\u0103pat de \u0219omaj, de infla\u021bie, de frig \u0219i de foame.
\n– \u0218i cum, eu pentru asta n-o s\u0103 primesc nimic?
\n– Nu, dar \u021bara \u00ee\u021bi va fi recunosc\u0103toare.
\n\u00cen mintea lui F\u0103t Frumos se \u00eenfirip\u0103 un g\u00e2nd: dac\u0103 salveaz\u0103 el \u021bara de la pr\u0103pastie iar poporul eliberat de infrac\u021bionalitate \u0219i de insecuritatea social\u0103 \u00eel va \u00eensc\u0103una \u00een locul obositului Papur\u0103?
\n– Bine, accept. spuse el hot\u0103r\u00e2t.
\n\u0218i plec\u0103 F\u0103t Frumos din sala de banchet c\u0103tre tenebrele fenomenului criminal. \u00cen urma lui dreg\u0103torii se veseleau c\u0103 \u0219i de data asta s-a g\u0103sit cineva s-o fac\u0103 \u00een locul lor.
\nPrimul pe care \u00eel c\u0103ut\u0103 viteazul fl\u0103c\u0103u fu \u00cen\u021beleptul cel Mare al cur\u021bii, izgonit de Papur\u0103 cu mul\u021bi ani \u00een urm\u0103.
\n– B\u0103tr\u00e2ne \u00cen\u021belept, eu vreau s\u0103 scap \u021bara asta de recrudescen\u021ba criminalit\u0103\u021bii \u0219i am venit la dumneata s\u0103 aflu care ar trebui s\u0103 fie primul pas.
\n– F\u0103t Frumos, \u00eenainte de a \u00eencepe ast\u0103 trud\u0103, \u021bara trebuie sc\u0103pat\u0103 de \u0219omaj, de infla\u021bie, de foame \u0219i de frig. Trebuie \u00eens\u0103n\u0103to\u0219it\u0103 \u0219i educat\u0103!
\n– P\u0103i cum vine asta? Adineauri Papur\u0103 Vod\u0103 mi-a spus c\u0103, de cele ce spui, tocmai a sc\u0103pat. \u0218i asta cu pre\u021bul \u00eenstr\u0103in\u0103rii dragelor lui fiice\u2026 Acum eu pe cine s\u0103 mai cred?
\n– Crezi pe cine vrei, dar vezi pe cine crezi!
\nD\u00e2nd cu sinapsele de pragul acestor cuvinte \u00een\u021belepte, neuronii lui F\u0103t Frumos se zburlir\u0103 ca de un frig n\u0103prasnic. Asta \u00eensemna, pe undeva, c\u0103 \u201eil cappo di tutti cappi\u201d nu trebuia c\u0103utat \u00een afara palatului voievodal papurian, ori c\u0103 \u00cen\u021beleptul era vreo iscoad\u0103 a \u00cemp\u0103ratului (Verde sau Ro\u0219u) care voia cu tot dinadinsul s\u0103 \u00eel foloseasc\u0103 \u00een opera lui m\u00e2r\u0219av\u0103 de cucerire.
\nV\u0103z\u00e2nd el cum cade prad\u0103 g\u00e2ndurilor negre zise: Numai poporul poate s\u0103 \u00eemi arate care este adev\u0103rul adev\u0103rat. Numai el, s\u0103rmanul, sufer\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 putere de a cr\u00e2cni \u0219i de a-\u0219i schimba soarta. Deci, m\u0103 duc la popor !
\n\u0218i se duse.
\nPoporul nu era departe. La poalele muntelui pe care se \u00een\u0103l\u021ba \u00eendr\u0103zne\u021b palatul, \u00ee\u0219i ducea zilele un or\u0103\u0219el s\u0103r\u0103c\u0103cios, locuit de am\u0103r\u00e2\u021bii supu\u0219i ai lui Papur\u0103-Vod\u0103.
\nAtunci c\u00e2nd frumosul fl\u0103c\u0103u ap\u0103ru \u00een capul uli\u021bei principale, c\u0103lare pe calul s\u0103u alb \u0219i \u00eenvelit \u00een mantia-i str\u0103lucitoare, locuitorii prinser\u0103 a se aduna pe la por\u021bi \u0219i, strig\u00e2nd din vecin \u00een vecin, au pus m\u00e2n\u0103 de la m\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei fac\u0103 viteazului o primire triumfal\u0103.
\nSufletul lui se umplu de bucurie la g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 el este alesul, cel care va conduce lupta \u00eempotriva criminalit\u0103\u021bii \u0219i c\u0103 poporul, \u00een recuno\u0219tin\u021ba lui, \u00eel va \u00eensc\u0103una peste \u021bar\u0103 pentru o domnie lung\u0103 \u0219i prosper\u0103 pentru to\u021bi.
\nMul\u021bimea se d\u0103du la o parte \u0219i \u00eenaintea lui ap\u0103rur\u0103 trei ipochimeni mai r\u0103s\u0103ri\u021bi care p\u0103reau c\u0103 vor s\u0103 \u00eei ureze bun venit, pas\u0103mite oficialit\u0103\u021bile.
\n– Cine sunte\u021bi voi?
\n– Eu sunt primarul. zise unul slab \u0219i pi\u021big\u0103iat. M\u0103ria Ta, salvatorul nostru, bine ai venit! Bine c-ai venit, c\u0103 te a\u0219teptam demult \u0219i ochii no\u0219tri pl\u00e2n\u0219i mai c\u0103 nu mai puteau z\u0103ri lumina acum, \u00een clipa sosirii tale.
\n– Eu, M\u0103ria Ta, Dumnezeu s\u0103-\u021bi ajute, sunt preotul turmei acesteia. \u00cen ruga noastr\u0103 c\u0103tre Bunul Dumnezeu, continu\u0103 preotul ca la un montaj literar \u2013 artistic, ni s-a ar\u0103tat c\u0103 ai s\u0103 vii \u0219i ai s\u0103 ne salvezi din ghearele Haps\u00e2nului Papur\u0103. Fii bine venit! El e arma\u0219ul, nu \u0219tie multe dar a vrut s\u0103 te \u00eent\u00e2mpine. Zii, m\u0103i Vasile!
\n– Te-om ajuta, ne vom aduna \u0219i, sub spada ta, vom\u2026 se \u00eencurc\u00e3 \u0219i \u00eencepu a se b\u00e2lb\u00e2i.
\n– \u2026Ob\u021bine victoria. continu\u0103 z\u00e2mbitor \u0219i d\u00e2nd din cap cu aprobare primarul.
\n-\u2026Vom ob\u021bine victoria! Mul\u021b\u0103mim, dom primar, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u021bi. reu\u0219i arma\u0219ul.
\n\u00censufle\u021bit de aceast\u0103 primire, de cuvintele frumoase \u0219i de vuietul mul\u021bimii, F\u0103t Frumos g\u0103si de cuviin\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 ar fi momentul pentru un spici. Astfel se urc\u0103 pe \u0219aua calului \u0219i gr\u0103i:
\n– Popor, iat\u0103-m\u0103-s, am venit s\u0103 v\u0103 fac dreptate! S\u0103 v\u0103 aduc bun\u0103starea!
\n– \u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103!!! zise poporul entuziast.
\n– Am venit s\u0103 v\u0103 redau libertatea!
\n– \u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103!!! zise poporul \u00een extaz.
\n– Vreau s\u0103 v\u0103 garantez c\u0103, dup\u0103 ce vom duce lupta cea de pe urm\u0103, fiecare va tr\u0103i \u0219i va munci lini\u0219tit, f\u0103r\u0103 team\u0103 de s\u0103r\u0103cie!
\n– \u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103? \u2026 Adic\u0103 cum s\u0103 muncim? \u00eentreb\u0103 unul din mul\u021bime.
\n– \u2026 S\u0103 tr\u0103im cu to\u021bii \u00een frica lui Dumnezeu \u0219i a legii! continu\u0103 netulburat fl\u0103c\u0103ul cel viteaz .
\n– \u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103 ?\u2026 Ce spune \u0103sta, m\u0103? \u00eentreb\u0103 un altul.
\n– Las\u0103-l, m\u0103, s\u0103 zic\u0103. \u00eel \u00eenghionti primarul pe recalcitrant.
\n– \u0218i acum, la lupt\u0103 viteji! rosti \u00eemb\u0103rb\u0103tarea F\u0103t Frumos \u0219i cobor\u00ee \u00een \u0219a.
\nDup\u0103 o clip\u0103 de derut\u0103, fl\u0103c\u0103ul duse m\u00e2na \u00een partea st\u00e2ng\u0103 a cing\u0103torii, s\u0103 scoat\u0103 spada. Pip\u0103i bine, \u2026 foarte bine, \u2026 \u0219i mai bine:
\n– Aoleu, care mi-ai luat spada? Mi-a disp\u0103rut spada de la tata!
\nPrimarul se uit\u0103 \u00een juru-i \u0219i porunci s\u0103 se fac\u0103 loc .
\n– Pesemne c\u0103 \u021bi-a c\u0103zut \u00een timp ce vorbeai, M\u0103ria Ta. S-o c\u0103ut\u0103m!
\n\u0218i o c\u0103utar\u0103 mult \u0219i bine prin tot ora\u0219ul dar nimeni nu veni cu vestea cea bun\u0103. Dezn\u0103d\u0103jduit, F\u0103t Frumos a\u0219tepta la casa primarului al\u0103turi de preot \u0219i de arma\u0219. Arma\u0219ul \u00eei spuse:
\n– M\u0103ria Ta, n-ai team\u0103, fiindc\u0103 oi da porunc\u0103 la covaciu s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi fac\u0103 o spad\u0103 din aur, b\u0103tut\u0103 \u00een nestemate!
\n– Spada aceea mi-a dat-o t\u0103t\u00e2ne-meu, Viteaz Vod\u0103, c\u00e2nd am plecat \u00een lume s\u0103 m\u0103 fac b\u0103rbat \u0219i eu am pierdut-o ca un copil. M-am f\u0103cut de ru\u0219ine!
\n– Ei, M\u0103ria Ta, las\u0103 necazul, c-om g\u0103si-o! Ia de-aici un p\u0103h\u0103rel de rachiu de pe la noi \u0219i gust\u0103 din bucatele noastre, poate e\u0219ti ostenit\u2026 \u0218i m\u00e2ine om porni la lupt\u0103. zise arma\u0219ul f\u0103r\u0103 nici un chef.
\n\u0218i \u00eencepu osp\u0103\u021bul. Servitorii nu mai conteneau s\u0103 aduc\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103ruri noi \u0219i b\u0103uturi fine. F\u0103t Frumos uit\u0103 pu\u021bin c\u00e2te pu\u021bin cele ce avea de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u0219i se obi\u0219nui cu ideea c\u0103 e bun un r\u0103gaz \u00eenainte de o lupt\u0103.
\nPlimb\u00e2ndu-\u0219i ochii prin sala de osp\u0103\u021b, v\u0103zu \u00eentr-un col\u021b o f\u0103ptur\u0103 de o frumuse\u021be f\u0103r\u0103 seam\u0103n. O fat\u0103 zvelt\u0103, cu p\u0103rul b\u0103lai, cu bujori \u00een obraji \u0219i cu un chip ce \u00eei lu\u0103 ochii \u0219i inima.
\n– Cine este frumoasa care apare de dup\u0103 perdele c\u00e2nd intr\u0103 servitorii cu t\u0103vile de bucate?
\n– Este chiar fata mea cea mare, zise arma\u0219ul, care \u00eei era vecin la mas\u0103. \u00ce\u021bi place, M\u0103ria Ta?
\nF\u0103t Frumos, prins cu fof\u00e2rlica, \u00eenghi\u021bi \u00een sec st\u00e2njenit \u0219i nu spuse nimic. Lupta pe care voia s\u0103 o duc\u0103 nu-i d\u0103dea voie s\u0103 fac\u0103 un atare popas ori s\u0103 caute drumul pl\u0103cerii. Hot\u0103r\u00e2t lucru, aceast\u0103 misiune nobil\u0103 \u00eel p\u0103trundea p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een s\u00e2nge \u00eens\u0103, analiz\u00e2nd ceea ce f\u0103cuse p\u00e2n\u0103 acum pentru a o \u00eendeplini, descoperi c\u0103 p\u0103\u0219ise cu st\u00e2ngul. \u00ce\u0219i aminti vorbele Marelui \u00cen\u021belept: Crezi pe cine vrei dar vezi pe cine crezi! Era cam t\u00e2rziu\u2026
\nViteazul se ridic\u0103 de la mas\u0103 \u0219i vru s\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103seasc\u0103 adunarea. To\u021bi mesenii \u00eel privir\u0103 nedumeri\u021bi.
\n– Ce ai p\u0103\u021bit, fl\u0103c\u0103u, \u00eentreb\u0103 primarul pref\u0103c\u00e2ndu-se curios, \u021bi-au picat greu bucatele ori vinul este prea tare?
\nP\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 mai spun\u0103 ceva, F\u0103t Frumos sim\u021bi c\u0103 \u00eei fuge p\u0103m\u00e2ntul de sub picioare \u0219i c\u0103zu polog sub mas\u0103. Atunci, ca la comand\u0103, patru slujba\u0219i v\u00e2rto\u0219i \u00eel apucar\u0103 de m\u00e2ini \u0219i de picioare \u0219i \u00eel duser\u0103 \u00eentr-o odaie.
\nZ\u0103cu \u00een odaia alb\u0103, cu ferestre acoperite de draperii groase, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een zori. Pe c\u00e2nd \u00eel chinuiau g\u00e2ndurile negre cum c\u0103 l\u0103sase balt\u0103 misiunea eradic\u0103rii fenomenului criminal, auzi c\u00e2teva b\u0103t\u0103i u\u0219oare \u00een u\u0219\u0103. Nu zise nimic. U\u0219a se deschise \u00eencet \u0219i \u00een cadrul ei ap\u0103ru frumoasa fat\u0103 din sala de osp\u0103\u021b. El r\u0103mase mut. Ea se apropie \u0219i-i astup\u0103 gura cu buzele-i fierbin\u021bi \u0219i i se \u00eencol\u0103ci de trup. Luat de val fl\u0103c\u0103ul prinse a o s\u0103ruta, o r\u0103sturn\u0103 \u00een iatac, despuind-o \u0219i f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-\u0219i loc \u00eentre pulpele ei pietroase.
\nC\u00e2nd se g\u00e2ndea el cum de \u00eel lovise un a\u0219a noroc, un zgomot puternic se auzi dinspre u\u0219\u0103 \u0219i lumina c\u00e2torva f\u0103clii dezv\u0103lui priveli\u0219tea camerei unui num\u0103r mare de privitori \u00een frunte cu tat\u0103l fetei.
\n– Deci a\u0219a! Din \u0103sta-mi erai, viteazule! Viteaz la m\u00e2ndre fecioare\u2026 Aici \u021bi-e lupta \u00eempotriva criminalit\u0103\u021bii? Iat\u0103-l, M\u0103ria Ta \u2013 Papur\u0103, cu ce se \u00eendeletnice\u0219te viteazul M\u0103riei Tale: a\u021b\u00e2\u021b\u0103 poporul la lupt\u0103, s\u0103 te uzurpe, bea ca un porc \u0219i \u00een\u0219eal\u0103 fete curate. \u0102sta e F\u0103t Frumos al nostru!
\n– Arma\u0219, ia-l \u0219i arunc\u0103-l \u00een temni\u021b\u0103, l\u00e2ng\u0103 ceilal\u021bi Fe\u021bi Frumo\u0219i! Iar tu, boier Ev\u0103zarule, trimite un sol la \u00cemp\u0103rat (ro\u0219u sau verde) s\u0103-i spun\u0103 c\u0103 am diminuat \u0219i rata infrac\u021bionalit\u0103\u021bii. Bun\u00een\u021beles, cu pre\u021bul vie\u021bii lui F\u0103t Frumos\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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