{"id":13190,"date":"2021-01-24T20:59:58","date_gmt":"2021-01-24T17:59:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13190"},"modified":"2021-01-24T20:59:58","modified_gmt":"2021-01-24T17:59:58","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-ziua-independentei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13190","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Ziua Independen\u021bei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Ziua Independen\u021bei<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Azi, aproape c\u0103 uitam,<br \/>\nDe ziua lu&#8217; Sf\u00e2ntu&#8217; Sam!<br \/>\nSf\u00e2ntul care ne vegheaz\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i de ru\u0219i ne protejeaz\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>De Ziua Independen\u021bei,<br \/>\n\u00cen culmea efervescen\u021bei,<br \/>\nD\u0103m fr\u00e2u liber bucuriei<br \/>\nPe cuprinsul Rom\u00e2niei&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Am uitat c-au trecut anii<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd a\u0219teptam americanii<br \/>\nStam ascun\u0219i \u00een catacombe<br \/>\nLa Ploie\u0219ti, c\u00e2nd d\u0103deau bombe&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Chiar dac\u0103 ne-au bombardat,<br \/>\nNoi mai mult ne-am bucurat!<br \/>\n\u00cens\u0103 iar ne-am sup\u0103rat,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd la Ialta ne-au l\u0103sat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ca not\u0103 pe-un \u0219erve\u021bel&#8230;<br \/>\nNe-a cam deranjat ni\u021bel!<br \/>\nDar am trecut cu vederea,<br \/>\n\u00cenghi\u021bindu-ne durerea&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Am avut o via\u021b\u0103 trist\u0103,<br \/>\nSub puterea comunist\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\nCam vreo patruzeci de ani,<br \/>\nCu g\u00e2ndul la americani&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, cu bun\u0103 \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\nSau mustra\u021bi de con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\nGre\u0219eala \u0219i-au reparat-o<br \/>\n\u0218i ne-au acceptat \u00een NATO!<\/p>\n<p>\u00cens\u0103 am umflat ni\u021bel,<br \/>\nBuzunaru&#8217; lu&#8217; Bechtel!<br \/>\nS\u0103 ne fac\u0103 autostrad\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\nNici nepo\u021bii n-o s-o vad\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Ei, dar ce at\u00e2ta bai?<br \/>\nC\u0103 doar n-om ajunge-n rai,<br \/>\nDac\u0103 am pierdut oleac\u0103!<br \/>\nNe-or pupa \u0219i-o s\u0103 ne treac\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i cum suntem, noi energici,<br \/>\nSuntem parteneri strategici<br \/>\nIar cu Clinton, Trump \u0219i Bush,<br \/>\nSuntem prieteni buni, acu\u0219!<\/p>\n<p>Iar Obama, ce-a f\u0103cut?<br \/>\nLa Deveselu un Scut!<br \/>\nAu pus ei, am f\u0103cut chet\u0103,<br \/>\nPentru Scut antirachet\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>L-am \u0219i pus \u00een func\u021biune<br \/>\n\u0218i chiar merge, ce minune!<br \/>\nAcum st\u0103m \u00een tocul u\u0219ii<br \/>\n\u0218i ne \u00eenjur\u0103m cu ru\u0219ii&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Iar\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia sunt oftica\u021bi<br \/>\n\u0218i se simt amenin\u021ba\u021bi,<br \/>\nDe  racheta olteneasc\u0103<br \/>\nCu stea americ\u0103neasc\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Chiar c\u0103 ni se rupe-n pai\u0219pe,<br \/>\nDe c\u00e2nd ne-am luat F-16!<br \/>\nDoi\u0219pe, alese pe spr\u00e2ncean\u0103,<br \/>\nDe sorginte-american\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Luate de la portughezi<br \/>\nSunt frumoase c\u00e2nd le vezi!<br \/>\n\u0218i c\u00e2nd le mai vezi cum zboar\u0103,<br \/>\nE-o m\u00e2ndrie militar\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>De cur\u00e2nd, chiar la Uait Haus,<br \/>\nS-au \u00eent\u00e2lnit Trump \u0219i Klaus,<br \/>\n\u0218i-au str\u00e2ns m\u00e2na, s-au pupat,<br \/>\nCa-ntr-un parteneriat!<\/p>\n<p>Nu \u0219i-au pus inel pe deget,<br \/>\nDar ar face-o f\u0103r\u0103 preget,<br \/>\nDac\u0103 un \u00eentreg popor,<br \/>\nAr fi stat, pe steagul lor&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Acum, \u00eentre noi \u0219i ei,<br \/>\nCred c\u0103 treaba e OK,<br \/>\nEi sunt cool, noi&#8230; tot a\u0219a,<br \/>\nFiecare-n treaba sa&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Acum de Independence Day,<br \/>\nToat\u0103 lumea love, eat, pray!<br \/>\nE c\u00e2ntec \u0219i voie bun\u0103<br \/>\nCe se vede de pe Lun\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i-acolo au fost tot primii<br \/>\nNu ca ru\u0219ii, anonimii!<br \/>\nCare, dup\u0103 c\u00e2te \u0219tiu,<br \/>\nAu ajuns din nou t\u00e2rziu!<\/p>\n<p>Azi, de Ziua Na\u021bional\u0103,<br \/>\n\u00cei b\u0103g\u0103m pe ru\u0219i \u00een boal\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u0103 le-am pus scutul \u00een coast\u0103<br \/>\nO fi o idee proast\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>Ce-o mai fi, om mai vedea,<br \/>\nDar \u0219i c\u00e2t ne va costa,<br \/>\n\u0218i ne-om a\u0219tepta frumos,<br \/>\n,,Viitorul luminos\u201d&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>De pe la noi, de pe plai,<br \/>\nLe zic ,,Happy 4th of July!\u201d<br \/>\nEverybodyy feels ok,<br \/>\nHappy Independence Day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ziua Independen\u021bei Azi, aproape c\u0103 uitam, De ziua lu&#8217; Sf\u00e2ntu&#8217; Sam! 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