{"id":13188,"date":"2021-01-24T20:53:40","date_gmt":"2021-01-24T17:53:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13188"},"modified":"2021-01-24T20:53:40","modified_gmt":"2021-01-24T17:53:40","slug":"brigada-diverse-renunt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13188","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (R)enun\u021b&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>16 ianuarie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\n      O minim\u0103 informare ar fi schimbat radical teama. Am injectat maimu\u021be, c\u00e2ini, pisici&#8230;. Dac\u0103 ne-o spun cu at\u00e2ta convingere c\u0103 suntem primii pe care \u00eei pa\u0219te serul anticovid&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Am auzit c\u00e2te \u0219i mai c\u00e2te. Blesteme pe bietul an 2020. Parc\u0103 num\u0103rul conteaz\u0103 \u0219i nu intestina-i fierbere. De-ar fi doar o particul\u0103 \u00eenceput\u0103 de-aici \u0219i terminat\u0103 dincolo. \u0218i nu este.<br \/>\n      M-a bucurat \u0219i \u00eentristat c\u0103 un artist a ajuns la ,,metehnele\u201d mele, considerate c\u00e2ndva inadecvate. M\u0103 mir\u0103 totu\u0219i c\u0103 al\u021bii \u0219i mai dihai \u00eenc\u0103 se \u00eembat\u0103 cu c\u00e2ntece \u0219i promit c\u0103l\u0103torii de durat\u0103, dar restric\u021bionate, angaja\u021bilor. Ori cu noi, ori du-te nene cu al\u021bii.<br \/>\n       Da\u021bi, fra\u021bilor, albinelor o pauz\u0103. C\u0103 v\u0103 trudesc \u0219i v\u0103 v\u00e2r\u0103 nu ace cu efect alergic, ci bani destui \u00een buzunar. Nu uita\u021bi, produc\u0103tori, acest fapt. C\u0103 lumea cump\u0103r\u0103 \u0219i-n vremuri de s\u0103r\u0103cie crunt\u0103, dar mai pu\u021bin. O linguri\u021b\u0103 la patru zile, cum certific\u0103 al\u021bii p\u0103h\u0103relul zilnic de vin, e s\u0103n\u0103tate curat\u0103.<br \/>\n       Dup\u0103 covrigii de Buz\u0103u &#8211; nu mai g\u0103si\u021bi niciunul dintre cei l\u0103uda\u021bi -, cutia de carton, imprimat\u0103 \u0219i asamblat\u0103 la dimensiunile celor de pizza, a devenit celebr\u0103 cu oferta de cedare a spa\u021biului de depozitare pentru vaccinul sars.<br \/>\n       El lipsea tagmei morali\u0219tilor, Tr\u0103ian. \u0218i \u00een fa\u021ba cui? A lui Trump. \u0218i despre ce? Despre izolarea USA. Nu i-o fi oarecum s\u0103 deschid\u0103 subiectul rela\u021biilor externe deficitare, zero?<br \/>\n       Procente mari, numere mici, procente mici, num\u0103r mare. De locuitori. C\u00e2t are Israelul? 9 milioane. S\u0103 ne lase cu contabilizarea ic\u0219ilor ,,tra\u0219i \u00een \u021beap\u0103\u201d, nu-i niciun succes, nu atrage nicio laud\u0103.<br \/>\n        Mul\u021bi infecta\u021bi cu noua tulpin\u0103, abia de-un bor\u0219 anglican imuniza\u021bi. Cu un cap suplimentar peste umerii prim-ministrului \u0219i cu o predictibilitate de suspendare a restric\u021biilor peste un an \u0219i. S\u0103 treac\u0103 \u0219i iarna cealalt\u0103.<br \/>\n        A\u0219a ce surprind fotografii realitatea&#8230;. F\u0103c\u00e2nd din Biden nu un comunicator \u00een vremuri de r\u0103zmeri\u021b\u0103, ci un sf\u00e2nt. Cercul cu \u00eensemne transform\u00e2ndu-se inevitabil \u00een nimb.<br \/>\n        ,,Noul cip\u201d se ocup\u0103 de&#8230;. Ce vitez\u0103 are?<br \/>\n        Conspira\u021bii&#8230;. F\u0103r\u0103 ele nu se poate. Sunt \u00eentre\u021binute artificial \u0219i cu rea-voin\u021b\u0103, cet\u0103\u021benii lumii, nep\u0103s\u0103tori, ascun\u0219i, ai naibii, refuz\u0103 s\u0103 se declare bolnavi de Covid. De-aia-s buni turn\u0103torii, pentru s\u0103n\u0103tatea ei.<br \/>\n         La scris e una, la citit nimic. De vin\u0103 \u0219coala de jurnalism, d\u0103d\u0103citoare peste ucenici c\u0103 titlul e muma articolului, iar el&#8230;. Rom\u00e2n, ziarist, vaccinat. Sus. Mai jos, textual, deloc. Doar un vizitator de poman\u0103. \u0218i pomin\u0103.<br \/>\n         \u00centrebare \u00eentreb\u0103toare din vremuri vremuitoare. Priveam siderat apropierea nefireasc\u0103 &#8211; n-am \u00eencetat &#8211; dintre reporterii televiziunilor \u00eenc\u0103 de la debutul pandemiei. P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci ni\u0219te str\u0103ini. C\u0103utam lor distan\u021bele regulamentare \u0219i portul s\u0103n\u0103tos de masc\u0103. Exemplul c\u0103tre popula\u021bie. Declarate nule. Am g\u0103sit \u00eens\u0103 consecin\u021bele \u00een Elve\u021bia. Dup\u0103 traiul \u0219i huzurul \u00een tandem, \u0219i-au pierdut perechile \u0219i le reclam\u0103. Mai mult, se vor primii \u00een listele injecta\u021bilor. De s-ar fi postat primii \u00eentre proteja\u021bii contra virusului.<br \/>\n        La sistemul american de vot cu zarul nu achiesez. P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 i se putea servi o lec\u021bie lui Trump altfel. Cum s-a num\u0103rat o dat\u0103, se putea \u0219i a doua oar\u0103. Prind \u0219i rom\u00e2nii programul \u0103sta?<br \/>\n        Ar-ul este specific b\u0103nuielilor \u00eenc\u0103 neconfirmate. Perchezi\u021bia fiind doar o parte din lan\u021bul \u00eenvinuirilor \u0219i pedepsirii. La noi \u0219apte au profitat de ,,munca\u201d a \u0219ase. Cam dezechilibrat\u0103 balan\u021ba de&#8230; pl\u0103\u021bi. Sp\u0103late, nesp\u0103late, trimise de pe\u0219te sau \u00eentoarse&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Anarhie&#8230;. \u00cen SUA? Poate o curioas\u0103 dorin\u021b\u0103 de-a-ncerca \u0219i altceva.<br \/>\n        Unii dorm. Al\u021bii lucreaz\u0103. Unii discut\u0103. Al\u021bii creeaz\u0103. Unii mor. Al\u021bii \u00eempart ve\u0219nicia. \u0218i notorietatea dup\u0103 moarte. \u0218i zice\u021bi ce-o\u021bi zice, \u0219i Nicolaescu, \u0219i P\u0103unescu nu pot fi acuza\u021bi de anonimat.<br \/>\n        Privindu-i lasciva unduire, m-am trezit \u00een noianul de amintiri. Un personaj din arealul lucr\u0103rilor de tinichigerie, ,,admirat\u201d \u00eentr-o nocturn\u0103 cu c\u00e2ntec \u0219i bar\u0103. Drept e, se mi\u0219ca ,,bine\u201d. Dar \u0103la nu-i b\u0103rbat, e&#8230; famen. Nicicum p\u0103 na\u0219u\u2019!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>16 ianuarie 2021 O minim\u0103 informare ar fi schimbat radical teama. Am injectat maimu\u021be, c\u00e2ini, pisici&#8230;. 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