{"id":13174,"date":"2021-01-23T17:17:13","date_gmt":"2021-01-23T14:17:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13174"},"modified":"2021-01-23T17:17:13","modified_gmt":"2021-01-23T14:17:13","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-auxina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13174","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Auxina"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Chit ordinar. Ce preparat cu prafuri \u0219i uleiuri.<br \/>\n        Ce-l mai fr\u0103m\u00e2nta tata! ,,Bre, sco\u021bi untul din el! Nu mai bine lu\u0103m silicon?\u201d Abia se auzise la noi de el \u0219i costa o c\u0103ru\u021b\u0103 de bani, cam c\u00e2t trei metri de jgheab, material, manoper\u0103 \u0219i montaj. Peste tabla ruginit\u0103 mai \u00eent\u00e2i treceai pensula cu vopsea, apoi buc\u0103\u021beleai gogoloiul \u0219i acopereai gaura cu mi\u0219c\u0103ri asem\u0103n\u0103toare modelatorilor de lut, cu degetul ar\u0103t\u0103tor \u00eentinz\u00e2nd chitul spre margini p\u00e2n\u0103 p\u0103rea una cu tabla. Peste se mai d\u0103dea un perdaf de vopsea \u0219i cu asta gata.<br \/>\n        A\u0219a-mi \u00eencepusem cariera de urc\u0103tor pe cas\u0103, cu remedieri, cu chit, a la Costache, str\u0103bunicul.<br \/>\n        Dar problemele erau mult mai grave, de aceea ne sim\u021beam mereu datori s\u0103 d\u0103m sfatul cel mai bun beneficiarului. Astfel de peticire \u021binea doi-trei ani, poate \u0219i mai mult, \u00eens\u0103 tot ce cump\u0103rai \u00een anii de dup\u0103 Revolu\u021bie avea termen de garan\u021bie de pe azi pe m\u00e2ine, iar chitul nu f\u0103cea excep\u021bie \u0219i cu at\u00e2t mai pu\u021bin vopseaua: la prima ploaie se prelingea \u00een jgheaburi. Ori se exfolia la soare. S\u0103 crapi de necaz, s\u0103 sim\u021bi c\u0103 <strong>at\u00e2rn\u0103<\/strong> deasupra capului sabia pedepsei, s\u0103 \u021bi se str\u00e2ng\u0103 sufletul de vinov\u0103\u021bie \u0219i s\u0103 nu scapi de sentimentul c\u0103 \u00een loc s\u0103 <strong>atragi<\/strong> clien\u021bii, mai cur\u00e2nd \u00eei alungi. Eu, cel pu\u021bin, deveneam atonic \u00een clipele de repaus, p\u00e2n\u0103 la a m\u0103 sim\u021bi moale ca o c\u00e2rp\u0103, vorba vorbei, ca un veritabil <strong>autist<\/strong>, deloc \u00een stare s\u0103 \u00eemi mai coordonez nici minte, nici mi\u0219c\u0103ri, <strong>auzeam<\/strong>, vedeam, dar nu pricepeam nimic. Deseori apostrof\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 Corina c\u0103 re\u021bin ce vreau eu \u0219i nu ea \u0219i tata c\u0103 nu m\u0103 pricep la nimic. Aveau dreptate. \u0218i al\u021bii \u0219i al\u021bii. Ei convin\u0219i \u00een faze incipiente c\u0103 eram de\u0219tept \u0219i bun la toate, \u00een stare fiind, eu pitindu-m\u0103 \u00een sine de neputin\u021b\u0103,  d\u00e2nd la iveal\u0103 ulterior lipsurile. Lupta\u021bi-v\u0103 fiecare cu starea de nesiguran\u021b\u0103, cu ,,<strong>avaria<\/strong>\u201d permanent\u0103. Abia atunci ve\u021bi descoperi cu adev\u0103rat ce simt.<br \/>\n        Nici nu nimerisem clientul ideal. Contabil, rece, cu planurile lui de a contrabalansa pl\u0103\u021bile \u0219i \u00eencas\u0103rile. Terminasem cu succes lucrarea la CAP, ne \u00eencadrasem \u00een voia ,,domnului\u201d, ba \u00eenc\u0103 f\u0103cusem c\u00e2teva concesii b\u0103ne\u0219ti, bune-n economia cooperativei, l\u0103s\u00e2ndu-ne loc de bun\u0103 ziua \u0219i pentru alt\u0103 ocazie. Survenit\u0103 peste c\u00e2teva luni, chema\u021bi iar\u0103\u0219i ,,la datorie\u201d. ,,Domnu\u2019 C\u0103lin, c\u00e2t\u0103 tabl\u0103 \u0219i ce manoper\u0103 lua\u021bi ca s\u0103 acoperim tot cu tabl\u0103?\u201d \u00ce\u021bi sclipesc ochii <strong>auzind<\/strong> o astfel de \u00eentrebare, se \u00eenv\u00e2rt cifre-n creier, se fac opera\u021biuni inverse \u00eenmul\u021birii \u0219i \u021bi se lumineaz\u0103 fa\u021ba ca la <strong>aurari<\/strong> inelele-n b\u0103taie, chiar dac\u0103-i ars\u0103 de soare \u0219i aduci mai mult cu ei dec\u00e2t cu metalul pre\u021bios. Sus. Rulet\u0103, caiet, calcule. C\u00e2teva sute de foi, munc\u0103 destul\u0103, c\u00e2teva zeci de milioane \u00een trei buzunare, trai \u0219i berechet c\u00e2nd o-ncepe <strong>austru<\/strong> \u0219i-o va \u021bine p-a lui. ,,V\u0103 sun\u0103m. Calcul\u0103m \u0219i v\u0103 spunem.\u201d<br \/>\n        Cu \u0103l b\u0103tr\u00e2n p\u0103rea c\u0103 vom bate palma. <strong>Auisem<\/strong> \u00een g\u00e2nd de bucurie. A doua zi din nou chemare, iar\u0103\u0219i drum. ,,Cu tabl\u0103 cutat\u0103 cam c\u00e2t ar ajunge?\u201d Translare de la un model la altul, fiindc\u0103 primul includea \u0219i preschimb\u0103ri de sc\u00e2ndur\u0103, hol\u0219uruburi ca la carte, planare de coame&#8230;. Cam tot at\u00e2t, hai vreo trei milioane minus. P\u00e2n\u0103 s-a \u00eenf\u0103\u021bi\u0219at adev\u0103ratul st\u0103p\u00e2n pe hot\u0103r\u00e2ri. Fiul. Ma\u0219in\u0103 crescut\u0103-n dimensiuni, neagr\u0103, el umflat \u00een pene. ,,Nu dau at\u00e2t!\u201d Mai jos chiar nu se putea, ne-am fi amputat cel pu\u021bin dou\u0103 zile de la plat\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chit ordinar. Ce preparat cu prafuri \u0219i uleiuri. Ce-l mai fr\u0103m\u00e2nta tata! ,,Bre, sco\u021bi untul din el! 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