{"id":13152,"date":"2021-01-21T12:48:29","date_gmt":"2021-01-21T09:48:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13152"},"modified":"2021-01-21T12:48:52","modified_gmt":"2021-01-21T09:48:52","slug":"brigada-diverse-cod-mos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13152","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Co(d): Mo(\u0219)&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>4-5 ianuarie 2021<\/strong><br \/>\nLa ei sfial\u0103? Ca-n ograda noastr\u0103. Becali (pronun\u021bia a la becari) peste mo\u0219iile rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti, doar noi \u0219i oile noastre. Se trezi NASA suprem\u0103 peste \u00eentreg universul. Le f\u0103cu sfe\u0219tanie tuturor extratere\u0219trilor, cu doar 8 milioane (un opt c\u00e2t infinitul num\u0103r\u0103rii umane unitate cu unitate f\u0103r\u0103 oprire patruzeci \u0219i ceva de mii de minute) de ani mai v\u00e2rstnici, constatare&#8230; &#8211; de c\u00e2nd \u00eei tot urm\u0103rim pe pezevenchii verzi, de 5 alte milioane! -, l\u0103s\u00e2ndu-ne cu adev\u0103rat st\u0103p\u00e2ni absolu\u021bi pe atomii cosmici. A\u0219a-i c\u00e2nd nu-\u021bi mai ajunge&#8230;. Ocazie prielnic\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 scuz pentru inepta teorie a plafon\u0103rii, c\u0103reia \u00eei alocasem un loc de vis, un om de succes \u0219i un ,,p\u00e2n\u0103 aici se poate&#8221;: SUA, pre\u0219edintele ei (lor) \u0219i suveran pe Terra. Conform noilor descoperiri, se poate mai mult.<br \/>\nScepticii au o invita\u021bie permanent\u0103 la R\u00e2mnic. Nici vorb\u0103 de pesimism, nici vorb\u0103 de lockdown, merg toate ca pe roate. \u0218i c\u00e2te, \u0219i ce fel. Str\u0103ineze de lux!<br \/>\nBine-o fi s\u0103 spui cu exactitate c\u0103 vei prinde m\u0103car 90 de ani. \u0218i precis pe-atunci traiul va fi tot o feerie, o poezie, un vis&#8230;. De-ar fi \u0219tiut soacra g\u00e2ndul norei (corect, dar minuscul-izat)&#8230;.<br \/>\nAmbalajul vinde-n Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i oriunde. Politica de asemenea. Ia colo un neocapitalist, ia dincoace un neona\u021bionalist, mai del\u0103turi un arhaic liberal&#8230;. Degeaba dau herjeii din fleanc\u0103, omul tot ce crede el face. Sclipicios, lipicios, furibund, boem&#8230; e pe lista lui de preferin\u021be. \u0218i-l voteaz\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se uite-n st\u00e2nga sau dreapta. Doar \u00eenainte!<br \/>\nN-o s\u0103 spun c\u0103-n urm\u0103 era mai bine. Aprecierile sunt subiective. Ale noastre ale tuturor. De vre\u021bi s\u0103 da\u021bi credit unora&#8230;. Citi\u021bi-i. Dar v\u0103 spun, \u00een ciuda sfaturilor unora ca&#8230;, neimportant numele, doar dac\u0103 se substituie f\u0103c\u0103torului suprem, f\u0103r\u0103 garan\u021bii de via\u021b\u0103 ve\u0219nic\u0103 sau \u00eenviere, ne d\u0103m duhul indiferent de situa\u021bie. S-a dus el Kirk Douglas, Gic\u0103 Petrescu&#8230;. S\u0103 ne scape de moarte \u0103i din tab\u0103ra anti-vaccini\u0219tilor a\u0219a, pocnind din degete, garant\u00e2nd c\u0103 cel ce nu se-n\u021beap\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219te? Glum\u0103 nici m\u0103car de co\u0219ul de gunoi al timesnewroman. Nu se va vaccina nici jum\u0103tate din popula\u021bia terestr\u0103, azi, \u00een mileniul posibilit\u0103\u021bilor nesf\u00e2r\u0219ite, \u0219i-atunci de unde crezul c\u0103 la 1920 n-a sc\u0103pat nimeni f\u0103r\u0103 injectarea leacului?<br \/>\nLa TVR habar nu am ce-a fost. Eram \u00een vacan\u021ba de iarn\u0103, iar iarna, cum nici vara, nu merg la pescuit (a\u0219a, ca o paralel\u0103 la glumele porcoase, r\u0103suflate ale Leanei \u0219i undi\u021bitul muzical de odinioar\u0103 al Holografului).<br \/>\nCalculele arat\u0103 astfel. CDR-ul a plecat de la guvernare de 20 de ani. S\u0103 ne socoteasc\u0103 &#8211; p\u0103cat ca Ciumara s-a stins &#8211; milit\u0103re\u0219te ministrul de atunci c\u00e2t\u0103 special\u0103 a servit la micul dejun, pr\u00e2nz \u0219i cin\u0103, ca gestul tardiv nu numai s\u0103 opreasc\u0103 &#8211; cum solicit\u0103 la cerere de la 1 a-nt\u00e2ia 2021 &#8211; furnizarea surplusului, ci mai mult, s\u0103 returneze, dac\u0103 tot vrea dreptate, toat\u0103 suma \u00eencasat\u0103 \u00eentre timp. Corect, domn&#8217; Dejeu?<br \/>\nOr fi \u0219i-n Etiopia canibali? Cum altfel solicit\u0103rile feminine tribale pentru cei mai burto\u0219i? Nu pentru vremuri de restri\u0219te?<br \/>\nCedo de pe Marte. Comisia aceea poate valida&#8230;. Dar vai! Nici m\u0103car ei nu pot accepta lipsa m\u0103\u0219tii. Au constatat c\u0103 nu este oxigen pe planet\u0103.<br \/>\nDe ieri, \u00een fapt, s-a semnat condamnarea la pieire a rom\u00e2nismului. A\u0219a se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103 c\u00e2nd dai bun\u0103 ziua, prime\u0219ti pe poart\u0103, \u00een curte, \u00een cas\u0103, uneori \u0219i-n pat pe ori\u0219icine. Ajunge s\u0103-\u021bi ia locul. \u0218i-nchizi \u0219i gura. Adic\u0103 ciocul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>4-5 ianuarie 2021 La ei sfial\u0103? Ca-n ograda noastr\u0103. Becali (pronun\u021bia a la becari) peste mo\u0219iile rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti, doar noi \u0219i<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13152"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13152"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13154,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13152\/revisions\/13154"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}