{"id":13073,"date":"2021-01-17T20:39:59","date_gmt":"2021-01-17T17:39:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13073"},"modified":"2021-01-17T20:39:59","modified_gmt":"2021-01-17T17:39:59","slug":"brigada-diverse-godul-sas-pensat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13073","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (G)odul s(a)s pen(s)at"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>30 decembrie 2020<\/strong><br \/>\n      E pre\u0219edinte. Poate spune ce dore\u0219te. Poate folosi calendarul la discre\u021bie. Timp este. \u0218i probabil are amintiri frumoase din 27 septembrie curent.<br \/>\n      \u00cen \u0219apte zile lumea. \u00cen \u0219apte zile vindecarea. Macron, fericitule! Dau s\u0103 observ c\u0103-i singurul nev\u0103rs\u0103tor de lacrimi de acolo, de&#8230; sus.<br \/>\n      Aveau dreptate, numai mie mi se p\u0103rea c\u0103 rom\u00e2nul \u0219i \u021bara speculeaz\u0103 \u0219i mimeaz\u0103 de\u0219tept\u0103ciunea \u0219i bun\u0103starea. Alea cu NASA, cu Harvarduri&#8230;. Astea cu&#8230; trec\u0103tori \u0219i \u0219osele&#8230;. S\u0103 nu le dau crezare. Chiar a\u0219a s\u0103 fie, s\u0103 prindem podiumul la aruncat pode\u021be prin aer? \u0218i unde, la Br\u0103ila! Nu spre voluptoasa Europ\u0103, tentanta, ci, a\u0219a cum ne pl\u0103cea, spre orient&#8230;. Nedezmin\u021bindu-ne. Aur \u00een mocirl\u0103 \u0219i mocirl\u0103 peste aur.<br \/>\n      Un \u021b\u00e2r de aritmetic\u0103 face bine oricui. Dovedind c\u0103 jurnali\u0219tii &#8211; dac\u0103 nu ei, statisticienii &#8211; m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 gogo\u0219i. P\u00e2n\u0103 la pr\u0103jeala estival\u0103 sunt din acest moment 150 de zile. Ad\u0103ug\u00e2nd 15, descinz\u00e2nd ca pre\u0219edintele \u00een trecut, ne ies c\u00e2t s\u0103 vaccineze, estimat, USA 2 milioane. Oameni. Pe zi. \u021aar\u0103 mare-mare. 50&#8230;. Deloc imposibil. Vreo 40.000 \u00een fiecare stat. La nivelul egalit\u0103\u021bii. \u00cens\u0103 unele trebuie s\u0103 se h\u0103rniceasc\u0103. Cum ar fi California, 85% din popula\u021bia ar trebuie s\u0103 acopere zilnic 200.000 de mii de americani. Cei drept, albi \u00een propor\u021bie de 77%. Nu mi-s to\u021bi la suflet, da-mi place cum le zice la Wikipedia, neao\u0219: patria-mi st\u0103 sub povara lui 40 de ori. Totu\u0219i, am tr\u0103it impresia c\u0103 minimalizarea era a unitelor&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Auzi, crocodil! Ce-o fi vaccinul \u0103sta, cumulul de nanobo\u021bi ai lui Kurzweil? \u0218i-a\u0219a repede fu dat uit\u0103rii? C\u0103-i bine mersi, tr\u0103ie\u0219te! \u0218i-ar mai putea prezice&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Parc\u0103 ,,fondat\u0103 de mine\u201d pare mai pu\u021bin arogant\u0103 dec\u00e2t ,,&#8230; mea\u201d.<br \/>\n       Fratele la greu se cunoa\u0219te. Americanul la fel, c\u00e2nd englezului nu-i este bine \u0219i-i bate la u\u0219\u0103 tulpina \u00eenzecit mai periculoas\u0103: ,,nu provoac\u0103 o form\u0103 mai grav\u0103 a bolii.\u201d<br \/>\n       Chibi\u021bii pe margine din contra. Pui anticorpul, provoci nebunul s\u0103 prolifereze mai abitir. C-aflai \u0219i nu-i minciun\u0103: azi ai pl\u0103m\u00e2n, m\u00e2ine dispare.<br \/>\n       Dac\u0103 Pompei avea fast-food (street-food), de ce detectivul Murdoch nu s-ar desf\u0103ta la 1900 \u00een Toronto cu pizza, hotdog \u0219i alte minuni de secol 21?<br \/>\n       Expresia ,,E\u0219ti nesim\u021bit!\u201d \u0219i-a g\u0103sit protagonistul. Protagonista, prima vaccinat\u0103 din Rom\u00e2nia. Nedureros echivaleaz\u0103 cu&#8230;.<br \/>\n        C\u0103 nu sim\u021bi e una, c\u0103 nu \u0219tii ce urmeaz\u0103, \u00een spe\u021b\u0103 vaccinarea, e alta. Prima fran\u021buzoaic\u0103 era cu capu-n&#8230; nori. Deh, senil\u0103.<br \/>\n        La polul opus, desprinderea de incon\u0219tien\u021ba adolescen\u021bei creeaz\u0103&#8230; mon\u0219tri literari \u0219i desfund\u0103 lexical closetele.<br \/>\n       S\u0103 nu pun monopol pe subiect. S\u0103 bifez ie\u0219irea buzoienilor din c\u0103tu\u0219\u0103. \u0218apte lan\u021buri. Se pare c\u0103 \u0219i de sub masc\u0103.<br \/>\n       Cu tot poten\u021bialul Arn-ului, infinit &#8211; un ,,nebun\u201d scosese la tipar schema electronic\u0103 -, tot somnul constituie medicamentul ideal.<br \/>\n        Sute de programe de \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt. Azi abandonate. S\u0103 fie pierdere capital\u0103?<br \/>\n       Legitim este ce se \u00eencuviin\u021beaz\u0103 \u0219i dureaz\u0103. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i \u021aarului Nicolae i s-a luat tronul. ,,Sc\u0103unelul\u201d regelui nostru&#8230;. \u00cens\u0103 oric\u00e2te g\u00e2nduri de bun\u0103stare m-ar traversa, tot liber de obliga\u021biile supusului m\u0103 simt mai bine.<br \/>\n       Epidemiologii n-au mam\u0103 \u0219i tat\u0103. S\u0103-i acuzi pe-ai altora c\u0103 blocheaz\u0103 mersul bun \u0219i \u00eenainte al societ\u0103\u021bii&#8230;. Le-o spun de la obraz: ,,M\u0103garilor, at\u00e2ta lucru v-a mai r\u0103mas de f\u0103cut pentru ei, s\u0103-i proteja\u021bi!\u201d<br \/>\n        \u0218ase luni, juma de milion. Da&#8217; merge-al naibii de bine proxenetismul!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>30 decembrie 2020 E pre\u0219edinte. Poate spune ce dore\u0219te. Poate folosi calendarul la discre\u021bie. 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