{"id":13004,"date":"2021-01-14T14:03:08","date_gmt":"2021-01-14T11:03:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13004"},"modified":"2021-01-14T14:03:08","modified_gmt":"2021-01-14T11:03:08","slug":"brigada-diverse-persia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=13004","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Pe(r)sia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>29 decembrie 2020<\/strong><br \/>\n       G\u00e2ndesc eu ca Jon al meu, dar g\u00e2ndesc corect. Inclusiv \u0103i de pritocir\u0103 varza salarial\u0103 rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 \u0219i-o puser\u0103, dup-un foc de-un an de zile, pe masa primului consumator al \u021b\u0103rii. O parte cei s\u0103raci cu&#8230; studiile, dou\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bi cei pro\u0219ti dintre cei mai de\u0219tep\u021bi. Cele trei s\u0103 le primeasc\u0103 doar mai mini\u0219trii, mai parlamentarii \u0219i mai pre\u0219edin\u021bii. Numai o perioad\u0103. \u0218i numai surplusul s\u0103 le fie de c\u0103p\u0103t\u00e2i \u0219i numai adaos la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be. Cu acela\u0219i mod de calcul matematic ca la toat\u0103 s\u0103r\u0103cimea \u0219i prostimea&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Cotrob\u0103i prin ungherele retribuirilor, ante \u0219i post perioada lucrativ\u0103, abia la mezat, c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi scoate Dumnezeu toat\u0103 bun\u0103tatea de via\u021b\u0103 pe tarab\u0103 \u0219i-mparte ce \u021bi-a mai r\u0103mas celorlal\u021bi. Afl\u0103muri cu duiumul, dar zadarnice. Cine era s\u0103 contabilizeze 27 de ani ai lui tata \u0219i 27 de ani ai mamei? Ba \u00eenc\u0103 luam peste picior frecventele oratorii vadimice ale colegului Vic\u0103, r\u0103zboinic vajnic cu obiceiurile proaste statale de a se lep\u0103da de \u0103i &#8211; numere cadastrale pe fi\u0219ele de pensie &#8211; ce au pus la propriu lumea la calea de azi. Cu pu\u021bina minte, cu pu\u021binele mijloace, cu multul efort fizic de-a \u00eenchipui m\u0103car ce aveau deja al\u021bii prin alte lumi. \u0218i-a f\u0103cut rom\u00e2nul c\u0103ru\u021ba lui, ma\u0219ina lui, gardul lui, ghilotina manual\u0103, tocila, coarba&#8230; \u0219i ad\u0103postul sub care s\u0103 munceasc\u0103 \u0219i la vreme de noapte s\u0103 hodineasc\u0103. \u0218i la final, dup\u0103 ce-au servit con\u0219tiincios un domeniu &#8211; trezirea la \u0219ase \u0219i \u00eenceperea lucrului la \u0219apte e mai prima dovad\u0103 a con\u0219tiinciozit\u0103\u021bii -, primesc mai nimicul anilor depozita\u021bi cu s\u00e2rg, \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bi\u021bi dup\u0103 formule alambicate, sucite \u0219i \u00eenv\u00e2rtite dup\u0103 bunul plac al experimentelor inovatorilor, fanaticilor cifrelor reci, directora\u0219ilor \u00eemp\u0103una\u021bi cu titulatura \u0219i legislatorilor deda\u021bi zic\u0103torii ,,Cine-mparte, parte-\u0219i face.\u201d&#8230;<br \/>\n      Tragem linie. 27 ai mamei fac mai pu\u021bin de minimalul cuantum al posibilului buget, 800 &#8211; m\u0103 mir c\u0103 aici nu le-a mai dat cu unit\u0103\u021bi de-alde trei, \u0219apte, nou\u0103&#8230; -, pe c\u00e2nd ai tat\u0103lui, industria\u0219 de meserie, s-au ridicat m\u0103re\u021b la aproape dublul mascat al ei (729 &#8211; aici le-a ie\u0219it perfect cu cifrele liliputane &#8211; mama, 1488 tata).<br \/>\n      Nu v\u0103 spun, fiindc\u0103 nu \u0219tiu ce ,,nebun\u201d doctrinar s-a-ncumetat s\u0103 ia \u021b\u0103ri\u0219oara la puricat economico-istoric, c\u0103 ar avea dreptate. \u00centru totul. Sc\u0103p\u0103ri are \u0219i el \u0219i na, \u021bine cu-ai lui, deh, mai ardeleneasc\u0103 ob\u00e2r\u0219ia probabil. Da-i imposibil s\u0103 g\u00e2nde\u0219ti discre\u021bionar pentru o perioad\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u0219i-n somn \u021bi se strecura noxa. De pe afar\u0103, din\u0103untru de la nenorocitul de c\u0103rbune livrat cu kila ca s\u0103 te \u00eenc\u0103lze\u0219ti (c\u0103 n-a avut curaj acum 50 de ani nu \u0219tiu care primar sau secretar de partid s\u0103 abat\u0103 conducta de gaze prin ora\u0219 &#8211; \u0219i ne lupt\u0103m cu prejudecata defectuoas\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103, acum la discre\u021bia celor ce \u00eengroap\u0103 \u0219i dezgroap\u0103 conducte), dar nici metanul nu-i parfum, de la gazul lichid pentru ,,lamb\u0103\u201d, din atelier, din cabinetele medicale \u0219i holuri, de pe strad\u0103 &#8211; c\u0103 praful v\u00e2nturat de ma\u0219ini \u0219i Eol o fi ozon -, de la ,,profundele\u201d inspir\u0103ri de canal. Tot mai spun c\u0103 de v\u0103 miroase a&#8230;, e semn c\u0103 v\u0103 mi\u0219un\u0103 niscai molecule prin n\u0103ri&#8230;. Patria toat\u0103-i o uciga\u0219\u0103. Prin urmare, s\u0103 recuno\u0219ti doar c\u00e2teva ora\u0219e ,,cenu\u0219ii\u201d \u0219i doar c\u00e2teva meserii ce te omoar\u0103 lent sau brusc&#8230;. Trage\u021bi singuri&#8230;.<br \/>\n       C\u0103 zicea \u0219i angajata de la oficiul de pensii: ,,Nu v\u0103 ajut\u0103 cu nimic.\u201d Pe mine nicicum. La mama era problema. \u0218i persist\u0103. Dac-am trece pu\u021binel prin Codul Civil, am concluziona trist c\u00e2t pre\u021buie\u0219te familia \u00eenainte \u0219i dup\u0103 dispari\u021bia unuia dintre so\u021bi, p\u00e2n\u0103 unde se \u00eentinde protec\u021bionismul ei \u0219i nep\u0103sarea celor mul\u021bi pentru cel \u00eensingurat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>29 decembrie 2020 G\u00e2ndesc eu ca Jon al meu, dar g\u00e2ndesc corect. 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