{"id":12936,"date":"2021-01-09T20:40:38","date_gmt":"2021-01-09T17:40:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12936"},"modified":"2021-01-09T20:42:15","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T17:42:15","slug":"prpozitii-pretentioase-asanau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12936","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Asanau"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vede\u021bi cum suntem noi?<br \/>\nP\u00e2n\u0103-ntr-o zi mohor\u00e2t\u0103, \u00een stare s\u0103 ne aduc\u0103&#8230;. Egoismul, cel care strope\u0219te pantalonii pe strad\u0103, care abuzeaz\u0103 auzul, care ia locul cuvenit la coad\u0103&#8230;. \u0218i-am fost orb cum mut sunt azi. \u0218i-am fost la\u0219 \u0219i neglijent. \u0218i&#8230;.<br \/>\nMut&#8230;. Lipsit de cuvinte, golit de con\u021binut, \u00eenjum\u0103t\u0103\u021bit de partea din care am fost z\u0103mislit.<br \/>\nC\u0103 nu-i copil s\u0103 nu se-ncumete s\u0103 rosteasc\u0103 o ,,prostie\u201d \u0219i nici m\u00e2ndrie mai mare c\u00e2nd s\u0103 pun\u0103 pe h\u00e2rtie numele celor ce l-au f\u0103cut. Nu cele ce le definesc precis identit\u0103\u021bile, ci acelea rostite cu \u00eencetineala mim\u0103rii \u0219irului nesf\u00e2r\u0219it de declan\u0219are a con\u0219tiin\u021bei: mama \u0219i tata.<br \/>\nIar dac\u0103 le-am mai amintit, s\u0103-mi fie cu iertare. Citi\u021bi \u0219i-a\u021bi citit. A\u021bi cam v\u0103zut cum \u00ee\u0219i \u00eencep romancierii volumele. Cu banalit\u0103\u021bi. Cu mici descrieri culese din <strong>atlase<\/strong>, din memorie, cu formule de genul moldovenesc creanghian. S\u0103 nu m\u0103 deta\u0219a\u021bi de niciunul dintre ei, nu fac not\u0103 aparte. N-am reu\u0219it s\u0103 g\u0103sesc genialul debut, \u00eens\u0103 undeva pe la mijloc am l\u0103sat loc de at\u00e2ta banalitate c\u00e2t s\u0103 devin\u0103 c\u00e2ndva nemuritoare.<br \/>\nC\u0103 a\u0219a o zicem: ,,Sunt terci!\u201d Moale \u0219i dezn\u0103d\u0103jduit, \u00eenv\u0103luit \u00een nesiguran\u021b\u0103 \u0219i continuu str\u00e2ns la inim\u0103 de teama aceea a primei gre\u0219eli ireparabile. M-am pus pe mine mai presus de ei. De el.<br \/>\n,,Tata. Cine nu-l \u0219tie pe tata?\u201d<br \/>\nMare scofal\u0103 s\u0103 termin corectura romanului. S\u0103-l scot de sub tiparni\u021b\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 prezint m\u00e2ndru \u00een fa\u021ba lui: ,,Poftim, tat\u0103!\u201d<br \/>\n<strong>Asecai<\/strong> ultimul strop de dor, de durere, de furie c\u0103 am am\u00e2nat p\u00e2n\u0103 la punctul imposibilului, fiindc\u0103 afurisita de zi &#8211; <strong>asteia<\/strong> de 22 i-a\u0219 face felul f\u0103r\u0103 regret &#8211; te prinde \u00een corsetul ei \u0219i te str\u00e2nge p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 te lase f\u0103r\u0103 secunde, te-nl\u0103n\u021buie \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 te-at\u00e2rn\u0103 \u00een \u0219treangul neputin\u021bei. Am\u00e2ni la nesf\u00e2r\u0219it. \u0218i s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci, \u0219i s\u0103 respiri p\u00e2n\u0103-n ad\u00e2ncul pl\u0103m\u00e2nilor, \u0219i s\u0103 pui un g\u00e2nd deoparte \u0219i s\u0103 te cufunzi \u00een el meditativ, \u0219i s\u0103 pleci de pe Lalelelor p\u00e2n\u0103 pe Br\u00e2ncoveanu 32 pentru un s\u0103ru\u2019m\u00e2na. Dou\u0103. C\u00e2te unul pentru fiecare p\u0103rinte.<br \/>\nAdam Sandler este caraghios, ne\u00eendoios. Dar tot mi-au \u021b\u00e2\u0219nit lacrimile la faza cu tribunalul. C\u00e2nd a \u00eenceput s\u0103-\u0219i apeleze fiecare participant la proces, partea b\u0103rb\u0103teasc\u0103, tat\u0103l. La fiecare vizionare.<br \/>\n\u0218i cine nu-l \u0219tia? Ia acolo, doi-trei. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i aceia au o urm\u0103 pe creier, pu\u021binul lor tineresc, c\u0103 pe timpuri nea C\u0103lin le intrase \u00een curte pentr-un flintic de lucrare. S\u0103 vi le spun? E drept c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu nici jum\u0103tate din c\u00e2te a ticluit.<br \/>\n\u0218i m\u0103 uitam la m\u00e2inile lui, osoase, v\u0103dit puternice, \u0219i le-atingeam pentru ultima oar\u0103. \u0218i rememoram tandemul sincron format la rotunjirea jgheaburilor. Eu cu puterile reduse, uz\u00e2nd de minte \u0219i picioare pentru a imprima tablei forma cilindric\u0103, tata, cu structura fizic\u0103 sportiv\u0103, lat \u00een spate ca <strong>atleta<\/strong> Bala\u0219 &#8211; nu-i vreo fericire pe femeie s\u0103 arate ca un b\u0103rbat -, doar f\u0103c\u00e2nd falangele \u0219i palma cle\u0219te. \u00centr-un soi de chircire, mereu smulg\u00e2ndu-mi \u00eentrebarea: ,,Bre, da\u2019 ce le suce\u0219ti a\u0219a?\u201d R\u00e2z\u00e2nd. Nerealiz\u00e2nd c\u0103 de at\u00e2ta fier str\u00e2ns \u00eentre ele, bietele oase au \u00eenceput s\u0103 se str\u00e2mbe, s\u0103 prind\u0103 o cu totul alt\u0103 form\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 \u00een\u021bepeneasc\u0103, s\u0103 dea <strong>ataxia<\/strong>-n ele.<br \/>\nAzi-ul cui l-a f\u0103cut!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vede\u021bi cum suntem noi? P\u00e2n\u0103-ntr-o zi mohor\u00e2t\u0103, \u00een stare s\u0103 ne aduc\u0103&#8230;. Egoismul, cel care strope\u0219te pantalonii pe strad\u0103, care<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12936"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12936"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12936\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12938,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12936\/revisions\/12938"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}