{"id":12887,"date":"2021-01-07T13:04:23","date_gmt":"2021-01-07T10:04:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12887"},"modified":"2021-01-07T13:04:23","modified_gmt":"2021-01-07T10:04:23","slug":"brigada-diverse-ce-vag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12887","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (C)e va(g)&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>15 decembrie 2020<\/strong><br \/>\n       Ne apropiem de grei. ,,\u00centinerim\u201d. Suntem ceea ce se nume\u0219te elixirul&#8230;. Ocup\u0103m un loc onorabil \u00een grupa frunta\u0219ilor lumii. 25. Mai ieri eram pe la 40. Infecta\u021bi \u0219i mor\u021bi.<br \/>\n      Uneori prea ne ploconim. \u0218i mul\u021bumim proniei p\u0103m\u00e2nte\u0219ti pentru niscai vorbe, aprecieri \u0219i&#8230; premii.<br \/>\n       De aur epocile trecute. De la aur \u0219i \u00eembierea cu stagiul militar de pl\u0103cere. De la nimeni, \u00eens\u0103, vreun g\u00e2nd s\u0103 stea sub talpa st\u0103p\u00e2n\u0103 a ordinului. S\u0103 mai \u0219tie d\u00e2n\u0219ii un lucru: nimeni n-a exclus ,,antrenamentul militar\u201d obligatoriu din Constitu\u021bie. Este doar&#8230; uitat \u00eentr-un sertar.<br \/>\n       At\u00e2t i-ar trebui ,,t\u00e2n\u0103rului\u201d. \u00cel \u0219i v\u0103d \u00eenc\u0103lec\u00e2nd motorul, ca Walter K., \u0219i mai du-l la oaste.<br \/>\n       Dac\u0103 despre obiceiuri religioase scrise nea Luca&#8230;. Nu \u0219i-o fi \u00eenchipuit c\u0103 dragoste cu sila \u0219i vizit\u0103 for\u021bat\u0103 nu-s deloc pe placul omului. A\u0219a de obraz, s\u0103-i iei de oriunde \u0219i s\u0103-i aduci la tine, s\u0103 \u021bi se umple casa. \u0218i? \u00cen termeni juridici aduce a ultraj \u0219i r\u0103pire.<br \/>\n       Frica-i mare. Cine nu o percepe, ferice de el, poate petrece, se poate pupa-n bot cu oricine. \u0218i sper ca dup\u0103 at\u00e2ta benchetuial\u0103 s\u0103 se trezeasc\u0103, ca dup\u0103 be\u021bie, dar s\u0103 se trezeasc\u0103. Pentru ceilal\u021bi, OMS a arborat deja steagul negru.<br \/>\n       De sapa de lemn se scap\u0103 u\u0219or, stimat\u0103 colega. Cerceii, m\u0103rgelele &#8211; se v\u0103d de la o po\u0219t\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i haina cu guler de nutrie v\u0103 scot din s\u0103r\u0103cie.<br \/>\n       La nedumeriri se r\u0103spunde cu certitudini. \u0218tie Tomac de ce n-a intrat PMP-ul \u00een Parlament.<br \/>\n       Parc\u0103 nu era de-ajuns pierderea lichidului seminal \u00een urma \u00eemboln\u0103virii produse de covid, s-a constatat c\u0103 nici s\u00e2ngele \u00een instala\u021bie nu mai circul\u0103.<br \/>\n       Ba bine c\u0103 nu! Pove\u0219tile astea tind s\u0103 lase urme ireparabile pe creier. Peste tot se ,,fur\u0103\u201d virusul \u0219i tocmai de-aia nu se sinchise\u0219te nimeni s\u0103 \u00eenchid\u0103 magazinele, s\u0103 scoat\u0103 cheia din contactul transportului la comun&#8230;. Fiindc\u0103 mai trebuie s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 cineva cu mintea \u00eentreag\u0103 dup\u0103 ,,cataclism\u201d. Arti\u0219tii fiind cei mai de pre\u021b.<br \/>\n       P\u0103cat. Abia m\u0103 obi\u0219nuisem cu Clotida \u0219i vorba ei duioas\u0103, fran\u021buzit\u0103. M\u0103 f\u0103cea s\u0103 z\u00e2mbesc accentul ei. S\u0103 vrea unii s-o demit\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Prea-inspira\u021bi rom\u00e2nii. \u00centr-at\u00e2t \u00eenc\u00e2t fac din titluri o blasfemie. Iar Freddy, cu fa\u021ba lui ciugulit\u0103 \u0219i dantura proeminent\u0103, s-ar r\u0103suci \u00een morm\u00e2nt s\u0103 \u0219tie c\u0103 felul preferat al rom\u00e2nilor, servit la rece, i-a calchiat cea mai elaborat\u0103 lucrare rock. O noapte la&#8230; plagiatorilor.<br \/>\n       Orbitule, PSD e cea mai cuminte variant\u0103. \u0218i cea mai sigur\u0103.<br \/>\n       Of, Livu\u021be! Cum se \u021bin scai toate bubele de tine. P\u00e2rnaia, herniile \u0219i, mai recent, Covidul. Of!<br \/>\n       Ai\u0219tea eram \u0219i \u00eenainte. O gloat\u0103 insignifiant\u0103. Chipuri \u0219terse, necunoscute, trupuri goale. O masc\u0103 \u00een plus nu schimb\u0103 cu nimic realitatea.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd poporul se satur\u0103, se satur\u0103 \u0219i Europa. Asta da aliniere!<br \/>\n       Nu din demnitate, din sictir. \u0218i-or \u00eencepe a da cu flit \u0219i n-or mai accepta s\u0103 le sufle care mai de care \u00een ciorb\u0103. Bil\u0103 alb\u0103, bil\u0103 aurit\u0103.<br \/>\n       S-o \u0219i v\u0103zut, ipotetic, nea Fila Ra precum soarele \u00een fruntea administr\u0103rii visteriei. \u0218i-a conchis c\u0103 tot barda-i instrumentul chirurgical pentru lupta \u00eempotriva virusului.<br \/>\n       A\u0219 lua-o de coloan\u0103 vertebral\u0103 \u021beap\u0103n\u0103 \u00eempotrivirea la adop\u021biile cerute de cei de-o teap\u0103 genital\u0103 \u00een \u021bara lui Attila. Dar stau a\u0219a str\u00e2mb \u0219i m\u0103 tot g\u00e2ndesc. S-ar fi rezolvat mai simplu. Interziceau ungurii ,,\u00eenfr\u0103\u021birile\u201d, contractuale sau nu, nefire\u0219ti \u0219i nu-i mai durea azi capul.<br \/>\n       Nu cred. \u00cenvine\u021be\u0219te carnea, spal\u0103 closetele. Parc\u0103 prea-i de tot s\u0103 cloceasc\u0103 la covid. A\u0219a spun testele.<br \/>\n       Dar mi-s curat. M-am lecuit de Cola de prin iunie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>15 decembrie 2020 Ne apropiem de grei. ,,\u00centinerim\u201d. Suntem ceea ce se nume\u0219te elixirul&#8230;. 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