Nebunie complet\u0103, comic absurd, Urmuz ar fi m\u00e2ndru de noi. Pe str\u0103zi umbl\u0103 doar m\u0103\u0219ti, noua ordine a noii normalit\u0103\u021bi arunc\u0103 de zor la co\u0219ul istoriei fe\u021bele luminate, \u00eembujorate, fardate indiferent de gen, fiindc\u0103 genul, domnilor \u0219i domnilor sau doamnelor \u0219i doamnelor, e ceva ce nu trebuie s\u0103 existe sub curcubeul libert\u0103\u021bii de a face orice. M\u0103\u0219tile se uit\u0103 piezi\u0219, c\u00e2nd \u00eentr-o dung\u0103, c\u00e2nd \u00eentr-alta, ca \u0219i v\u00e2ntul, ca \u0219i lumina: c\u00e2teodat\u0103 dinspre r\u0103s\u0103rit, c\u00e2teodat\u0103 dinspre apus. De obicei, dup\u0103 cum spuneau alte m\u0103\u0219ti, din alte realit\u0103\u021bi \u0219i din alte manuale de istorie \u0219i literatur\u0103, lumina venea de la r\u0103s\u0103rit, dar, cum pe acolo se consum\u0103 cam mult poloniu \u0219i alte produse de cur\u0103\u021bare a posibililor candida\u021bi, \u00eempricinata mai sus numit\u0103 a \u00eenceput s\u0103 vin\u0103 de unde vrea ea, din subterane, din supraterane, din b\u00e2lciul de\u0219ert\u0103ciunilor, l\u0103trat\u0103 doar de c\u0103\u021belul p\u0103m\u00e2ntului, \u00een nop\u021bile lungi, c\u00e2nd luna arunc\u0103 umbre contorsionate de magicieni \u0219i de vraci peste suferindele m\u0103\u0219ti tescuite \u00een somn.
\nT\u00e2rgul doarme cu toate m\u0103\u0219tile lui de unic\u0103 folosin\u021b\u0103 pe fa\u021b\u0103, carnavalul continu\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 veselie, h\u00e2rtia \u0219i p\u00e2nza \u00eembib\u0103 aerul cu miros le\u0219ios de Sanitol, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i ultimii cocori \u021bip\u0103 anestezia\u021bi, gata s\u0103 cad\u0103 din c\u0103l\u0103toria lor de sus \u00een drumul m\u0103\u0219tilor de jos, pavat cu cele mai bune inten\u021bii. Pe ici, pe acolo, anemice semne de via\u021b\u0103: se mai asfalteaz\u0103 c\u00e2te o str\u0103du\u021b\u0103, mai fac larm\u0103 ajutoarele sociale, cu imunitatea la purt\u0103tor \u0219i singurele f\u0103r\u0103 masc\u0103, se mai deschide c\u00e2te un centru comercial de termometrizare, se mai \u00eenchid cinematograful \u0219i pia\u021ba, mai umbl\u0103 ni\u0219te c\u00e2ini cu covrigi \u00een coad\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ni\u0219te postere viu colorate, de fapt singurele colorate \u00eentr-o lume cenu\u0219ie, dezam\u0103git\u0103 \u0219i debusolat\u0103.
\nVin s\u0103rb\u0103torile, vin alegerile, nu-i nimic, toate trec de parc\u0103 n-ar fi fost, nu las\u0103 urme nici \u00een praf, nici pe z\u0103pad\u0103. M\u0103\u0219tile se feresc, se distan\u021beaz\u0103 fizic \u0219i social, nu-\u0219i vorbesc, nu se ating, nu se recunosc, nu au nevoie unele de altele, pentru c\u0103 suferin\u021ba se poart\u0103 \u00een singur\u0103tate, ca \u0219i crucea, tot mai grea pe umeri. M\u0103\u0219tile populare ies pe str\u0103zi doar cu declara\u021bie pe proprie r\u0103spundere \u0219i \u00eenjur\u0103 guvernul \u0219i m\u0103\u0219tile politice doar pe Facebook sau c\u00e2nd trec pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 alt\u0103 \u0219i alt\u0103 biseric\u0103 \u00eenchis\u0103. \u00cen online, unde se mut\u0103 via\u021ba, e culoare g\u00e2rl\u0103, de la floricele, de la fluturi, c\u00e2ini, pisici, peisaje din c\u0103l\u0103torii str\u0103vechi, dar \u0219i de la s\u00e2ngele gros din care-\u0219i trag verva postacii anonimi ai tuturor m\u0103\u0219tilor politice. Ferici\u021bi cei ce n-au internet, c\u0103ci ei vor mo\u0219teni \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u021bia somnului lini\u0219tit!
\n\u0218i, tot ca \u00eentr-o pagin\u0103 din Urmuz (sau din Kafka?) metamorfoza m\u0103\u0219tilor nu e interzis\u0103 prin lege, a\u0219a c-o po\u021bi da, tu, chiar masc\u0103 serioas\u0103 consider\u00e2ndu-te, din ro\u0219u \u00een albastru, din dreapta-n st\u00e2nga, din \u0219arpe \u00een porumbel sau viceversa: e clar doar c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 alegi \u021barcul mai bine cotat, s\u0103 fii ferm\u0103 c\u00e2nd trebuie, dar flexibil\u0103 \u00een op\u021biuni, demn\u0103, curat\u0103 \u0219i conform legisla\u021biei care, \u00eentre noi fie vorba, se schimb\u0103 de la o or\u0103 la alta.
\n\u00centre timp, m\u0103\u0219tile bolnave se \u00eenmul\u021besc, lumea lor e una a statisticilor, departe de lumea real\u0103, \u00een care nimeni nu mai are \u00eencredere. Orice revolt\u0103 pare comic\u0103 \u0219i inutil\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103, pe urmele unui personaj fictiv, ajung s\u0103-\u0219i spun\u0103, \u0219i ele, \u201eS\u0103 ne vedem de via\u021b\u0103 ori s\u0103 ne vedem de moarte\u201d \u0219i se institu\u021bionalizeaz\u0103, adic\u0103 \u00eencep s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 spa\u021biul acesta concentra\u021bionar e cea mai bun\u0103 \u0219i mai sigur\u0103 op\u021biune. Vorba lui nenea Iancu [I.L. Caragiale]: \u201eBravos, na\u021biune, halal s\u0103-\u021bi fie!\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Nebunie complet\u0103, comic absurd, Urmuz ar fi m\u00e2ndru de noi. Pe str\u0103zi umbl\u0103 doar m\u0103\u0219ti, noua ordine a noii normalit\u0103\u021bi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":10070,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,328],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12777"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12777"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12777\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12778,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12777\/revisions\/12778"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}