{"id":12769,"date":"2020-12-20T20:33:09","date_gmt":"2020-12-20T17:33:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12769"},"modified":"2020-12-23T08:24:57","modified_gmt":"2020-12-23T05:24:57","slug":"brigada-diverse-titanii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12769","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (T)itanii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>12 decembrie 2020<\/strong><br \/>\nNumai de culori nu-mi mai ardea. De semnifica\u021biile seturilor de silabe. Albii \u00eenghe\u021ba\u021bi de frig, cei ro\u0219ii \u00eenfuria\u021bi \u0219i pu\u0219i pe har\u021b\u0103, galbenilor tot de la m\u00e2ncare li se trage, negrii perpeli\u021bi la c\u0103ldura african\u0103, meti\u0219ii&#8230;.<br \/>\nS-a mai str\u00e2ns de-o ciorb\u0103. De \u00eencropit cu sparanghel. Ap\u0103 este, lacrimile Penelopei teutone, \u00een fa\u021ba c\u00e2te unuia per circumscrip\u021bie electoral\u0103, curg \u0219uvoaie \u0219i nu s-or opri p\u00e2n\u0103 la jum\u0103tatea lui ianuarie. Sper la un bis pentru \u00eenc-o zi, s\u0103 marcheze m\u0103car cineva \u00eenc\u0103 un an f\u0103r\u0103 Eminescu.<br \/>\nM\u0103i sTOloMAC, cu p\u0103rere de r\u0103u c\u0103 nu \u021bi-o duce nimeni dorul. Ca nimeni ce-ai fost.<br \/>\nAlergic la ce? La o secven\u021b\u0103 ARN? La alte componente? \u0218i cum s\u0103 aflu?<br \/>\nIar dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 vaccinez, av\u00e2nd intoleran\u021b\u0103 la ,,serul\u201d minune, mi se limiteaz\u0103 drepturile? Om mai avea Constitu\u021bie?<br \/>\nCol\u021b Alb se d\u0103 la caninul negru. Dar sus\u021bin\u0103torului de aur i s-a f\u0103cut de har\u021b\u0103 cu cefele noastre mulatre.<br \/>\nCon\u021binutul flaconului injectabil, ca oricare altul, are, ca altele, ata\u0219at un set de instruc\u021biuni de folosire \u0219i contraindica\u021bii. Numi\u021bi-le efecte secundare. Multe, dup\u0103 unii salpetrieri, cititori \u00een 53 de pagini de prospect. Multe \u0219i acestea.<br \/>\n\u00cemi doresc \u0219i eu ucenicie \u00een Noua Zeeland\u0103. Numai C\u00ee\u021bu?<br \/>\n,, \u021aupa-\u021bupa, Vasali\u201d ne-ngroap\u0103 pe to\u021bi!<br \/>\nNu m\u0103 plimb, nu merg la adun\u0103ri publice. M\u0103 simt ca infractorii din Codul Penal, ,,beneficiar\u201d de m\u0103suri complementare.<br \/>\nLumea a treia, m\u00e2na a treia. \u00cen societal ca-n politic\u0103.<br \/>\nSpa\u021biu privat, capital privat. Nu-i a\u0219a? Doar \u00een privin\u021ba&#8230; nu.<br \/>\nCe-i via\u021ba omului? Un mister. Ce-i virusul actual? O enigm\u0103. Cum s\u0103 ai covid de 260 de zile? Uite-a\u0219a. M-a\u0219 \u00eenscrie \u00een locul posesorului \u00een Guiness Book, m\u0103car s\u0103 apuc s\u0103 iau cei 50.000 de dolari.<br \/>\nPo\u021biFiCineVrei. \u00cen definitiv.<br \/>\nNu va mai fura motorin\u0103, totu\u0219i, se pricepe, de la Edison \u00eenspre noi, la delapidat re\u021belele electrice.<br \/>\nUn astfel de poet cantabil care nu \u0219tie ,,despre\u201d&#8230;.<br \/>\n\u0218tii piesa aceea, D\u0103nu\u021b? ,,\u021aine caii, Simioane&#8230;\u201d Cam de-o teap\u0103 cu ,,Arz\u0103-i focul de du\u0219mani&#8230;\u201d<br \/>\nCioran le-ar fi dat cu flit tuturor. \u0218i neamurilor, \u0219i lui Liiceanu.<br \/>\nLa c\u00e2teva puncte a\u0219 putea sus\u021bine teza lipsurilor, a imposibilit\u0103\u021bii acestui sistem ,,a\u0219a zicem &#8211; a\u0219a scriem\u201d de a dep\u0103\u0219i realitatea. C\u00e2t prive\u0219te varientarea unui cuv\u00e2nt \u00een zeci de forme, asta nu \u00eembog\u0103\u021be\u0219te prea mult o limb\u0103, t\u0103ind articul\u0103rile \u0219i termina\u021biile conjug\u0103rilor, mai r\u0103m\u00e2ne o m\u00e2n\u0103 de vorbe. La filtrarea cu motorul de c\u0103utare ,,doar rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti\u201d, te treze\u0219ti cu m\u00e2na goal\u0103. Chiar \u0219i ,,ceapa\u201d \u00een\u0219iruitorului de 11 criterii, pentru care suntem mai dalma\u021bi ca limbu\u021bii ei disp\u0103ru\u021bi pe la finele veacului 19, e cam greu de pronun\u021bat, nu lesne, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 nu treci prin i-ul moldovenesc. La imbatabila ,,pneumo&#8230;canicoz\u0103\u201d de 44 de litere ne-om g\u0103si na\u0219ii \u00eentre neamurile pre\u0219edintelui.<br \/>\nL\u0103c\u0103tu\u0219 dur? Criminal. Rupe-oase instigatorul la omor. Pe teren. Opineaz\u0103 Stelea.<br \/>\nPop-Ioane. Las-o cum a picat. L-a f\u0103cut cioar\u0103 \u0219i cu asta basta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>12 decembrie 2020 Numai de culori nu-mi mai ardea. De semnifica\u021biile seturilor de silabe. Albii \u00eenghe\u021ba\u021bi de frig, cei ro\u0219ii<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12769"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12769"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12769\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12811,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12769\/revisions\/12811"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}