{"id":1270,"date":"2015-04-25T07:00:50","date_gmt":"2015-04-25T04:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=1270"},"modified":"2015-04-25T01:21:11","modified_gmt":"2015-04-24T22:21:11","slug":"zanganele-xxxix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=1270","title":{"rendered":"Z\u0103ng\u0103nele XXXIX"},"content":{"rendered":"

Z\u0103ng\u0103nele
\nXXXIX.<\/h1>\n

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\"zanganele\"

Nici un spectacol f\u0103r\u0103 z\u0103ng\u0103nit de pahare! Nici o mas\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 cultur\u0103! Tot ce \u021bi se cere se poate rezuma \u00een patru cuvinte: Scrumiera \u0219i pantoful dumneavoastr\u0103! Scrumiera pentru produc\u0103toarea de fum abundent ce trebuie s\u0103 \u00eence\u021bo\u0219eze min\u021bile ascult\u0103torului, similare oarecum celor de la Woodstock, pantoful obligatoriu tonurilor ce trebuie s\u0103 se asorteze \u0219i s\u0103 se armonizeze pl\u0103cut cu mediul \u00eenconjur\u0103tor: fuste \u0219i pantaloni festivi, p\u0103l\u0103rii, ilice moderne \u0219i sacouri.<\/p>\n

Muzic\u0103 \u0219i cultur\u0103 la un pahar \u0219i la mese. O \u0219ez\u0103toare la o \u021buic\u0103 \u0219i o vi\u0219inat\u0103, ca s\u0103 atragi consumatorii de art\u0103. \u00cei \u00eembii cu dou\u0103 damfuri de prun\u0103 \u0219i trei de vi\u0219in\u0103 putrezit\u0103 \u00een alcool \u0219i succesul este garantat. E o idee original\u0103 de afacere proprie de la mijlocul anilor 90 de a face o lansare de caset\u0103 cu c\u00e2ntece populare pe care aveam de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 o pun \u00een aplicare al\u0103turi de un vestit produc\u0103tor local. \u00cen bazarul ce func\u021biona pe malul r\u00e2mnicean, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam s\u0103 pun dou\u0103 ,,tr\u00e2mbi\u021be” electronice cu piesele cele mai cunoscute din repertoriul de nunt\u0103 local \u0219i cump\u0103r\u0103torilor de ,,art\u0103” popular\u0103 s\u0103 li se fac\u0103 un cadou inedit: o du\u0219c\u0103 de t\u0103rie de la mama ei, de la munte sau chiar un mic recipient de 250 de mililitri, pe care s\u0103-l \u00eengurgiteze pe drumul c\u0103tre cas\u0103 cu g\u00e2ndul la ,,Doi ochi negri”.<\/p>\n

Peste ani, de la \u00eenceputurile bumurilor politice p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een zilele noastre, ni\u0219te vizionari ca \u0219i mine, s-au g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 coboare muzica de pe culmile marilor scene \u0219i s\u0103 o serveasc\u0103 oriunde cre\u0219tea iarb\u0103 gras\u0103, sub admira\u021bia gurilor c\u0103scate f\u0103r\u0103 sau cu glas de bucurie aruncat numelor puse pe afi\u0219. A\u0219a s-a cobor\u00e2t celebritatea de pe micile ecrane pe \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103ditele scene construite la vitez\u0103 de bra\u021bele pline de r\u00e2vn\u0103 \u0219i putere ale \u021b\u0103ranului rom\u00e2n sub directa \u00eendrumare a edilului locului. Este de la sine \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 truda era r\u0103spl\u0103tit\u0103 cu un ciocan de \u021buic\u0103 la care a achiesat \u00eensu\u0219i primarul. Str\u00e2mb\u0103, nesigur\u0103 la un joc de glezne potolit al solistului ce avea s\u0103 guste din aerul rural, inspir\u00e2nd \u0219i expir\u00e2nd note vibrate \u0219i cuvinte de laud\u0103 la adresa aceluia\u0219i for de cultur\u0103, acelora\u0219i oameni care f\u0103cuser\u0103 posibil\u0103 marea manifestare, estrada \u00ee\u0219i a\u0219teapt\u0103 oaspe\u021bii. Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mici \u0219i semin\u021be, masa popular\u0103 \u00eenghi\u021bea \u0219i osanale servite la peste o mie de wa\u021bi, dar cei mai m\u00e2ndri, furnizorii de folclor pentru eternitate, erau cei ce d\u0103duser\u0103 cu ciocanul \u00een cuiele de prinser\u0103 dulapii \u0219i sc\u00e2ndurile podiumului de manifestare muzical\u0103 \u0219i nevestele celor c\u00e2\u021biva prin\u0219i \u00een hora notabilit\u0103\u021bilor comunei, responsabile cu hrana \u0219i setea vedetelor ce le-au c\u0103lcat pragurile. Aveau acum ap\u0103 la moar\u0103 pentru un an. Laudele nu mai conteneau dar \u0219i propria m\u00e2ndrie c\u0103 ele au fost cele care au hot\u0103r\u00e2t componen\u021ba listei de arti\u0219ti. P\u0103i ce, \u0219tie primarul de Sonia, Alexia, Andreea, Velea \u0219i Conector? De M\u00e2\u021bu, Nemuritorii \u0219i Angelica Stoican? Ioc! El st\u0103 cu nasul \u00een c\u00e2teva h\u00e2rtii \u0219i la un \u0219pri\u021b cu contabilul, secretarul, directorul de \u0219coal\u0103, nea Dumitru plutonierul de poli\u021bie \u0219i preotul….<\/p>\n

A\u0219a s-a \u00eemp\u0103m\u00e2ntenit obiceiul de a servi cultur\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 bani. Nu tu spectacol cu bilete, nu tu concert extraordinar cu Silence \u0219i aten\u021bie maxim\u0103. Arti\u0219tii sunt nevoi\u021bi s\u0103 treac\u0103 prin filtre care \u00eei dezgust\u0103 ca s\u0103 accead\u0103 m\u0103car pe un junghi de platform\u0103 pe la dracu-n praznic, unii \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 ei pe impresarii \u0219i pe organizatorii de eveniment \u0219i se trezesc f\u0103r\u0103 de auditori \u0219i vizualizatori. Dac\u0103 au noroc de o gazd\u0103 \u00eeng\u0103duitoare, primesc banii de \u00eentors cu coada \u00eentre picioare acas\u0103, dac\u0103 nu, scot din buzunar contravaloarea biletului de tren \u0219i purced c\u0103tre so\u021b, so\u021bie \u0219i copil cu \u00eenc\u0103 un e\u0219ec trecut pe lista celor adunate la ambi\u021bia de a fi artist.<\/p>\n

Pe unii clinchetul de pahar nu-i deranjeaz\u0103 \u0219i nici rumoarea care se degaj\u0103 din at\u00e2tea piepturi dornice s\u0103 nu ia \u00een seam\u0103 lament\u0103rile jalnice ale lor, cei arvuni\u021bi s\u0103 fac\u0103 zgomot dansant \u0219i de ascultare pentru urechi \u00eenfundate de fiecare plesc\u0103it \u0219i rumegat de antreuri, sarmale, pe\u0219te, friptur\u0103 \u0219i tort matinal. A\u0219teapt\u0103 soare r\u0103sare ca s\u0103-\u0219i ia banii \u0219i t\u0103lp\u0103\u0219i\u021ba c\u0103tre zonele de ba\u0219tin\u0103.<\/p>\n

L\u0103utar, c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u021b, muzicant, muzician, vedet\u0103, nu to\u021bi proced\u0103m la fel?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Z\u0103ng\u0103nele XXXIX.   Nici un spectacol f\u0103r\u0103 z\u0103ng\u0103nit de pahare! Nici o mas\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 cultur\u0103! Tot ce \u021bi se cere<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1274,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1,97],"tags":[112,102,117,68,48],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1270"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1276,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270\/revisions\/1276"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}