{"id":12674,"date":"2020-12-13T23:27:25","date_gmt":"2020-12-13T20:27:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12674"},"modified":"2020-12-13T23:27:25","modified_gmt":"2020-12-13T20:27:25","slug":"brigada-diverse-votul-de-cautela","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12674","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (V)otul (d)e ca(u)tel\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>6 decembrie 2020<\/strong><br \/>\n      Astea nu sunt conspira\u021bii, ci previziuni puse cu con\u0219tiinciozitate \u00een aplicare. Aer cu por\u021bia, m\u00e2ncare potrivit\u0103, s\u0103n\u0103tate cu condi\u021bionare. N-au reu\u0219it ei marea cu sarea, abia dac\u0103 ucid cu minusculul c\u00e2\u021biva b\u0103tr\u00e2nei hodorogi\u021bi, timp este pentru unul zdrav\u0103n, al c\u0103rui vaccin s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 o lun\u0103, nu c-al \u0103stora de la Moderna (scoaser\u0103 din pod toate gusturile desuete de an &#8217;70) trei luni sau \u0219ase de la firfizeii ceilal\u021bi.<br \/>\n      Mi-era str\u0103in\u0103 dest\u0103inuirea lui Nichita. A\u0219 recomanda \u0219i altora s\u0103-i urmeze calea, s\u0103 trag\u0103 u\u0219a zdrav\u0103n dup\u0103 d\u00e2n\u0219ii \u0219i ceea ce cred ei c\u0103 are haz de oper\u0103 s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een sertar de-acum \u00een vecii vecilor. Iar dac\u0103 el \u0219tia c\u0103 poezia-i era slab\u0103 \u00een compara\u021bie cu Labi\u0219, restul ar trebui s-o reduc\u0103 \u00een calitate opun\u00e2ndu-i-se. A\u0219a, de ru\u0219inea ru\u0219inii lui Nichita.<br \/>\n      Noutate c\u0103utarea \u00een mesaje? Fi-vom serio\u0219i, practica indiscre\u021biei are deja angaja\u021bi. Nu conteaz\u0103 sub care obl\u0103duire le este tutelat\u0103 joaca nevinovat\u0103&#8230;. UE fiind doar un patron de moment.<br \/>\n      Prietenii prietenilor sunt&#8230; invita\u021bi la&#8230;. Nediscriminatoriu, nici rang, nici v\u00e2rst\u0103 \u0219i mai ales nici orientare unilateral\u0103 sexual\u0103. De-a valma, de-a bu\u0219ilea, de-a&#8230;. Stric\u0103ciunea la cap \u0219i membre. V\u0103 \u00eenchipui\u021bi ce legi i se plimb\u0103 prin creier parlamentarului sc\u0103pat cu satisfac\u021bie maxim\u0103 din asemenea adunare&#8230; cet\u0103\u021beneasc\u0103. Bine c\u0103 i s-au pus prematur c\u0103tu\u0219e, s\u0103 nu scrie \u0219i s\u0103 nu voteze.<br \/>\n      Neam\u021bului \u00eei st\u0103 bine la F\u0103g\u0103ra\u0219. Mai ales c\u00e2nd a crescut la Arad \u0219i ,,s-a educat\u201d la Cluj. Singur-singurel. Ca s\u0103 vorbesc \u00een dreptul meu, nu m\u0103 pot l\u0103uda mai mult de a fi primit o educa\u021bie.<br \/>\n       Nicu\u0219or \u0219i Dacian: mai rom\u00e2ni, mai f\u0103r\u0103 bani.<br \/>\n       7 miliarde intr\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. 14 miliarde ies. Contribu\u021bia diasporei? Minus \u00eenc-o dat\u0103.<br \/>\n       Cine munce\u0219te mai \u0219i moare. Mamaia nem\u021boaic\u0103 o \u0219ti mai bine cu Auschwitz-ul. Iar dac\u0103 a luat-o gura pe dinainte, se dumire\u0219te a doua oar\u0103 la mititica.<br \/>\n       Tr\u0103ian scrie. Tr\u0103ian e om. Tr\u0103ian gre\u0219e\u0219te. S\u0103-i spun\u0103 membrii academiei &#8211; c\u0103-s de-un rang &#8211; cum e cu ,,trebuiesc\u201d-ul.<br \/>\n       Cam 90 \u00eentr-o lun\u0103 urc\u0103 descinderile la trei pe zi. Cinci minute la Poplaca, cinci la Vii\u0219oara, cinci la Fin\u021be\u0219ti. Salut, la revedere.<br \/>\n       Fran\u021buzii sunt sceptici. Mai ales de c\u00e2nd au avut \u00eencredere \u00een cuv\u00e2ntul lui Hitler c\u0103 nu-i cotrope\u0219te. Nu to\u021bi. De-ar sta la taclale ni\u021bel cu pre\u0219edintele, \u0219i-ar ameliora discursurile. Altfel ,,f\u0103r\u0103 masc\u0103 la var\u0103\u201d \u0219i ,,n-avem \u00eencredere \u00een vaccin\u201d se anuleaz\u0103 reciproc.<br \/>\n       ,,Este adev\u0103rat.\u201d Nu noi am inventat covidul. Prin urmare, n-avem de ce s\u0103 pl\u0103tim testele \u0219i serul vindicativ promis.<br \/>\n       Modelul capitalist nu exist\u0103. Nici cel c\u0103ruia i se tot caut\u0103 umbrele, comunismul. Cu at\u00e2t mai pu\u021bin o tipologie european\u0103.<br \/>\n       \u00cens\u0103, dac\u0103 mai noile \u00eenseamn\u0103 analfabetism \u0219i agramare, prefer bol\u0219evismul. \u0102ia m\u0103car se declaraser\u0103 pro\u0219ti.<br \/>\n       Mai aproape de socialism cic\u0103-s suedezii. Pe jos la serviciu, f\u0103r\u0103 ,,\u021biitoare\u201d la birou, numai cu pixul \u0219i foicica, biroua\u0219ul \u0219i sc\u0103unelul. \u0218i mult\u0103 minte.<br \/>\n       Se mai dezgroap\u0103 defunctele apari\u021bii televizate, se mai scoate din t\u00e2rboc c\u00e2te-o \u0218tiuc\u0103. Halal nume de scen\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>6 decembrie 2020 Astea nu sunt conspira\u021bii, ci previziuni puse cu con\u0219tiinciozitate \u00een aplicare. Aer cu por\u021bia, m\u00e2ncare potrivit\u0103, s\u0103n\u0103tate<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12674"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12674"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12675,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12674\/revisions\/12675"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}