{"id":12603,"date":"2020-12-10T12:12:10","date_gmt":"2020-12-10T09:12:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12603"},"modified":"2020-12-10T12:12:10","modified_gmt":"2020-12-10T09:12:10","slug":"brigada-diverse-closet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12603","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Close(t)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>1 decembrie 2020<\/strong><br \/>\n       Gre\u0219it, Tr\u0103iane! Am fost furier, curier, electrician, lop\u0103tar, adic\u0103 de la suprem la declinul total, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi cear\u0103 cineva s\u0103 semnez angajamente securiste. Garantat nici altora din leatul meu. Totul era f\u0103\u021bi\u0219. Iar la ordin uneori se r\u0103spundea cu t\u0103cere. Consecin\u021bele&#8230;. Dac\u0103 le-ai cerut condi\u021bionat, pe nav\u0103, ori adeziunea, ori aruncarea peste bord, asta e altceva. Fiindc\u0103 \u00een marin\u0103 mai sunt \u0219i din cei care nu \u0219tiu s\u0103 \u00eenoate.<br \/>\n       Cu instrumente imprecise, rezultatele sunt asemenea. Doar par perfecte \u0219i pot crea, ca-n anuarul \u0219colar 1941-1942, o simetrie perfect\u0103. Adic\u0103 cu 50% \u00ee\u021bi faci treaba normal, ceilal\u021bi ocup\u00e2nd numeric, identic, pozi\u021biile extreme: idiot-excep\u021bional, imbecil-eminent, moron-superior, m\u0103rginit-foarte de\u0219tept, submediocru-de\u0219tept. \u0218i numai a\u0219a \u0219i este vizibil\u0103 slaba \u0219i imposibila categorisire corect\u0103. Lipse\u0219te mediocrul, iar \u00eentre \u0103i de\u0219tep\u021bi se putea introduce itemul mai de\u0219tept. C\u00e2t despre superior&#8230;. Iar despre imbecil, debilul mintal din parantez\u0103, nu pot s\u0103-mi \u00eenchipui cum putea urma cursurile \u0219colare.<br \/>\n       O fotografie pentru aceia\u0219i lipsi\u021bi de minte. \u0218ase mari pdl-ieni adopta\u021bi br\u0103tiene\u0219te. \u021ai-a reu\u0219it, Tr\u0103iane!<br \/>\n       Ardelenii \u00een Ungaria. Belgienii \u00een Olanda. La cump\u0103r\u0103turi. C-or avea pre\u021buri mai de bun sim\u021b. \u00cens\u0103 nu-i belgianul olandez ca s\u0103 i se permit\u0103 orice. De aceea lac\u0103tul pe comer\u021b de la ora 16. S\u0103 mai m\u0103n\u00e2nce \u0219i gura noastr\u0103! Cur\u0103 na\u021bional\u0103. Dup\u0103.<br \/>\n      Te iert. Data viitoare&#8230;. Era la fel. Tot cu rug\u0103min\u021bi. M\u0103 \u00eentreb c\u00e2t va \u021bine minunea. Trecusem parc\u0103 la exemplific\u0103ri cu Gogu-al BD-urilor. El c\u0103-\u0219i retrage pl\u00e2ngerea, statul c\u0103 nu poate da \u00eenapoi. La fel de azi spre m\u00e2ine.<br \/>\n      Dac\u0103 le iei precum&#8230;, cu \u201920, \u201920&#8230; te m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 statistica \u0219i te cuprinde teama indefinit\u0103, renasc previziunile lui Nostradamus, ale inca\u0219ilor, ale&#8230;. Ani de cium\u0103 masiv\u0103, de holer\u0103, de grip\u0103 au mai fost. Cu victime la fel de multe. Ia s\u0103 pune\u021bi \u0219i cu r\u0103zboaie. S\u0103 vedem dac\u0103 mai ie\u0219i\u021bi din cas\u0103 dup\u0103 revelion.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd n-au avut talentul \u0103sta femeile? S\u0103 spun\u0103 o dat\u0103 pe an c\u0103 au&#8230; gre\u0219it. Dup\u0103 364 de ,,eu am dreptate\u201d inatacabil. Da-s caraghioase st\u00e2nd \u00een genunchi \u00een fa\u021ba b\u0103rba\u021bilor.<br \/>\n       Unii echivaleaz\u0103 electoratul cu o saco\u0219\u0103. Al\u021bii cu un pix. Mul\u021bi cu nimic.<br \/>\n       Iote, bre, om cu capul pe umeri. St\u0103 frumu\u0219el la Vatican, nu se mai \u00eemb\u0103\u021bo\u0219eaz\u0103 c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fie fix pe 8 decembrie \u00een centrul Romei s\u0103 se prosterneze \u00een fa\u021ba imaginii fecioare&#8230;.<br \/>\n      E aproape un pleonasm. Trup\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2ntec au devenit oarecum identice, celelalte av\u00e2nd indicative diferite particularizante. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1 decembrie 2020 Gre\u0219it, Tr\u0103iane! Am fost furier, curier, electrician, lop\u0103tar, adic\u0103 de la suprem la declinul total, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12603"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12603"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12604,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12603\/revisions\/12604"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}