{"id":12484,"date":"2020-12-03T11:13:32","date_gmt":"2020-12-03T08:13:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12484"},"modified":"2020-12-03T11:14:06","modified_gmt":"2020-12-03T08:14:06","slug":"brigada-diverse-nu-trimit-mei-must","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12484","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (N)u (t)rimit m(e)i, mu(s)t!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>26, 27 noiembrie 2020<\/strong><br \/>\n      Politicianului s\u0103 i se \u0219tearg\u0103 dup\u0103 alegeri rgb-ul \u0219i cuvintele ca&#8230;. S\u0103 i se dea un manual, dac\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 n-a studiat unul, s\u0103 fac\u0103 trei luni ucenicie, iar dup\u0103, s\u0103 se \u021bin\u0103 de agenda&#8230; Rom\u00e2niei. Ah, nea Lovele, ce \u021bi-a\u0219 mai compune&#8230;.<br \/>\n       R\u0103m\u0103sesem printre specimenele rare omene\u0219ti, cu ra\u021biunile unui ins cu discern\u0103m\u00e2nt \u00een formare, c\u0103rora \u00eentrebarea cu zisul auctorial le st\u00e2rnea furii. Se mai adaug\u0103 unul. Negru. D\u0103nu\u021b.<br \/>\n       Nu-s gata cipurile. Exist\u0103 promisiuni dup\u0103 1 ianuarie. La 1 decembrie iau cercet\u0103torii vacan\u021b\u0103. S\u0103 schieze \u00een Austria. Ceea ce multora le repugn\u0103. Fiindc\u0103 ei nu. A, cu microelectronica, nano, pico&#8230;. Dac\u0103 mama Merkel a indicat data, a discutat deja cu b\u0103ie\u021bii. P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci se mai u\u0219ureaz\u0103 bugetul de pensii \u0219i handicap cu \u00eenc\u0103 vreo c\u00e2teva zeci ale miilor, \u00eempu\u021bina-se-va zgura&#8230;. \u00cen privin\u021ba sumelor, de-nmul\u021bit cu o mii\u0219oar\u0103, dou\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Mai tai de colo, mai pui dincolo. La popula\u021bie. La porci nu. S\u0103 nu sufere \u00een zadar-a hr\u0103nire a burdihanelor dilatate. \u0218i s\u0103 nu procreeze aidoma.<br \/>\n       B\u0103rba\u021bii, noi, s\u0103 ne prefacem c\u0103 nu auzim. Avem, la fel ca ele, urechi. Mai iritabile, mai pu\u021bin obi\u0219nuite cu&#8230;. Unii, tot noi, au \u0219i-un sistem muscular dezvoltat. \u0218i dup\u0103 constatarea \u0219tiin\u021bific\u0103, imbatabil\u0103, c\u0103 sunetele ajung cel mai repede \u00een creier, controlul subliminal al corpului, ulterior, \u00eens\u0103 nu mai departe de-o secund\u0103, fiindc\u0103 vorbim mai greu, g\u00e2ndim mai greu, totu\u0219i, \u00een\u021belegem mai bine, uneori, e o bagatel\u0103. V\u0103 puteam \u00een\u0219ira jocul degetelor de-l \u0219tiam, cel cu foarfeca bate&#8230;. Deci, s\u0103 ne ,,conjug\u0103m\u201d la modul t\u0103cut.<br \/>\n       Este ,,M\u0103i, drag\u0103 Diego, m\u0103i!\u201d Sau ,,&#8230; animalule fotbalistic!\u201d A\u0219a se parafrazeaz\u0103 din Iliescu!<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n        \u00cemi propun s\u0103 dorm. ,,Cornu-n pern\u0103!\u201d, ca dracii \u0103ia mici. M\u0103 zv\u00e2rcolesc. \u00cen minte. So\u021bia are obiceiul sensului propriu. Vin \u0219i pleac\u0103. Ia s\u0103 num\u0103r&#8230;. Co\u0219ul zilnic al tuturor rom\u00e2nilor. Am fost darnic. 50 lei. Maic\u0103, te bag\u0103-n boale 160 de milioane de euro. Reduc. 30 lei. Tot&#8230;. 116 milioane. \u00cel reduc de nu se vede (Adev\u0103r mare! La volum se rezolv\u0103 cu cartoafe, p\u00e2ine \u0219i de nu-i st\u0103 alcoolul \u00een s\u00e2nge, o ap\u0103 plat\u0103; la calitate, sufl\u0103 alizeul! Mai nimic ori chiar el.)! 20. Fix. 77551020, 408. Cu ciuntirea la unitatea de referin\u021b\u0103 4,9.<br \/>\n        Rezilien\u021b\u0103. S\u0103 scormonesc. O uzan\u021b\u0103 pentru m\u0103surarea unor experimente efectuate \u00een stare de \u0219oc pe epruvete, aliaje, materiale \u00een genere. \u0218i altfel, \u021b\u0103r\u0103ne\u0219te luat, ca tot ne\u0219tiutorul, dintr-o alt\u0103 cutum\u0103 verbal\u0103 privitoare la desfacerea contractelor, \u0219i nu suna bine deloc. Ce s\u0103-mi&#8230; guvernul? 20% dintr-un tot de 30 de miliarde de euro. Negociabili. 6 miliarde. Din 2021, dac\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n       M\u0103 pun la multiplicat. 20 de leu\u021bi ai bur\u021bii neao\u0219e. Cu 30 de zile. \u0218apte ori 3 dou\u0103\u0219unu \u0219i cu doi (am mai ciupit o felie de p\u00e2ine) 23, adic\u0103 2 miliarde. Deci. \u00cen trei luni i-am fituit. \u00centr-un an pe patru. O&#8230; bagatel\u0103. Neserioas\u0103. Propunerea. Dac-a\u0219 fi \u00een mintea celor b\u0103tr\u00e2ni, n-a\u0219 ezita s\u0103 amintesc de ceap\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-mi \u00eemping concet\u0103\u021benii la munc\u0103.<br \/>\n       Abia a doua oar\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi capteaz\u0103 aten\u021bia. Banalit\u0103\u021bile. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>26, 27 noiembrie 2020 Politicianului s\u0103 i se \u0219tearg\u0103 dup\u0103 alegeri rgb-ul \u0219i cuvintele ca&#8230;. S\u0103 i se dea un<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12484"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12484"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12484\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12486,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12484\/revisions\/12486"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}