{"id":12398,"date":"2020-11-29T20:51:09","date_gmt":"2020-11-29T17:51:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12398"},"modified":"2020-11-29T20:51:09","modified_gmt":"2020-11-29T17:51:09","slug":"brigada-diverse-curbele-cestii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12398","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Cur(b)ele (c)e\u0219tii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>24 noiembrie 2020<\/strong><br \/>\n       Lor primii. Apa de la fiol\u0103, s\u0103 nu li se \u00eentrerup\u0103 fluxul. La ele pentru lubrifiere, la ei ca s\u0103 se simt\u0103 ca-n mediul natural: umed, alunecos.<br \/>\n       Caz patologic la d\u00e2nsa. Nu sufer\u0103 cu pl\u0103m\u00e2nii, nu de vreo comorbiditate &#8211; p\u00e2n\u0103 mai ieri vocabularul \u00eel ignorase total, iar medicii se f\u0103ceau c\u0103 plou\u0103 zdrav\u0103n \u00een imunitatea popula\u021biei -, ci de ne\u00eencredere, iar ea se pune-n spitale psihiatrice. Una cu aur pe la extremit\u0103\u021bi, unul cu ceas de fi\u021be. Nu le da\u021bi crezare, s\u0103 nu vi se declan\u0219eze diabetul de fric\u0103. Nu \u0219tia\u021bi?<br \/>\n       Despre contacte doar de bine. Cum procedeaz\u0103 belgienii? \u00cen \u021bara aceea persoana \u0219i persoana, num\u0103r\u0103toarea peste doi pic\u0103. Deci, cui administrezi mai \u00eent\u00e2i, dup\u0103 legea amintit\u0103, serul minune?<br \/>\n       O fi a cincea buboaic\u0103? Cred c\u0103 da. \u0102sta are caracteristicile teoriei conspira\u021biei. Om-ma\u0219in\u0103. A ajuns p\u00e2n\u0103-n&#8230;. Cred c\u0103 testele constatatoare s-au f\u0103cut \u00een bordeluri. Culoare, consisten\u021b\u0103, gust. Covidul omoar\u0103 cu bun\u0103 \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 spermatozoizii.<br \/>\n        Ce poate \u00eensemna lucr\u0103tor esen\u021bial \u00eentr-un sistem \u00een care pl\u0103titorul de taxe a disp\u0103rut, cump\u0103r\u0103torul a fost anihilat de boal\u0103, iar \u0219oferul e o umbr\u0103 a anilor trecu\u021bi pe \u0219osea? Tr\u0103iasc\u0103 conduc\u0103torii chinezi!<br \/>\n       M\u0103 simt ca la 20 de ani! Se simte ca la 40. Cum o fi s\u0103 te sim\u021bi ca la 80 de ani? Cum altfel, doamn\u0103 infectat\u0103? \u0218tii bine, doar ai mai trecut o dat\u0103 prin contactul cu virusul. Habar n-ai ce e aia!<br \/>\n       Una vesel\u0103. Preluat\u0103. C\u0103 pieile ro\u0219ii au l\u0103sat fumegatul comunicativ din cauza nevestelor. Vorbeau excesiv \u0219i-n loc de America de Nord aveau impresia c\u0103 sunt \u00een Anglia (asta-i de la mine).<br \/>\n       La unu este ok. La doi acceptabil. La trei nu se-ntreab\u0103 nimeni &#8211; \u00een ciuda disiden\u021bei mele privitoare la unde &#8211; quo vadis? Asta se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 c\u00e2nd induci omenirii nemurirea, este \u00eendrept\u0103\u021bit\u0103 s\u0103 nu ia \u00een seam\u0103 pericolele.<br \/>\n      At\u00e2t ne mai trebuie, \u00eenc\u0103 un prag spre satisfac\u021bia speculei. Da\u021bi cet\u0103\u021benilor 2000, ca s\u0103-i jupoaie comercian\u021bii.<br \/>\n       M-am l\u0103murit. Ni se va implanta un nou Adn. Cu secven\u021be trei, coad\u0103, mijloc \u0219i cap. \u0218i \u0103\u0219tia la Tv o \u021bin p-alor: ouamuamua.<br \/>\n       La situa\u021bia de fapt se r\u0103spunde astfel: \u00een Europa, mai pu\u021bin Rom\u00e2nia, \u00een \u0219coli se mai face carte. Un fel&#8230;. Se m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103, se&#8230;. \u00cenchise la ce-ar servi?<br \/>\n       Echivalen\u021b\u0103 indubitabil\u0103: a merge cu spatele ori a merge pe contrasens. O spun colegii&#8230;. Numai mortul v\u0103 poate relata cum a circulat. \u0218i nu b\u0103use un strop. Prizase?<br \/>\n       S\u0103 moar\u0103 mortul. Nu pot interpreta altfel excluderea de la vaccinare a tatailor \u0219i mamailor. Despre minori, Alah fie cu ei!<br \/>\n       Doi Nelu. Unul cu p\u0103l\u0103rie, altul n\u0103p\u0103dit de chelbe. Unul faimos, oponentul de circumstan\u021b\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fi atins gloria na\u021bional\u0103. Ambii trecu\u021bi&#8230;. Niciunul \u00een stare s\u0103 m\u0103 urce pe mese. De obicei nu fac pasul pe muzic\u0103. Nici altfel.<br \/>\n       Se \u0219tie. Mai mul\u021bi \u00een rai, mai bun\u0103 lumea cealalt\u0103. C-o moarte om fi datori. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>24 noiembrie 2020 Lor primii. Apa de la fiol\u0103, s\u0103 nu li se \u00eentrerup\u0103 fluxul. La ele pentru lubrifiere, la<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12398"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12398"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12398\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12399,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12398\/revisions\/12399"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}