{"id":12284,"date":"2020-11-26T13:04:02","date_gmt":"2020-11-26T10:04:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12284"},"modified":"2020-11-26T13:04:21","modified_gmt":"2020-11-26T10:04:21","slug":"brigada-diverse-cui-ba-olace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12284","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Cu(i), (b)\u0103 (o)lace?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>19, 20 noiembrie 2020 <\/strong><br \/>\n     Prea citit nu sunt, la televizor privesc arar, internetului \u00eei dau t\u00e2rcoale la nevoie.<br \/>\n      M\u0103 \u0219i mir uneori de ce. \u00cen schimb, nu sunt decep\u021bionat c\u0103 al\u021bii sunt mai de\u0219tep\u021bi ca mine \u0219i-au m\u0103run\u021bit operele marelui Will p\u00e2n\u0103 la ultima buche.<br \/>\n     La telefon: ,,- Bun\u0103&#8230;\u201d &#8211; c\u00e2nd \u00eel apuc\u0103 pe om durerile nefacerii st\u0103 la m\u00e2na hazardului -, \u00een limba \u00eempleticit\u0103 a cantoanelor. ,,Da, cu ce v\u0103 putem ajuta?\u201d \u2013 ca la cartea comunic\u0103rii. ,,Nu mai am gust, miros (nu \u00een sensul peiorativ al cuv\u00e2ntului) \u2013 tot din gura ini\u021biatorului apelului -, \u0219i m-au cam l\u0103sat puterile.\u201d ,,Prea bine, domnule (adic\u0103 am \u00een\u021beles mesajul) \u2013 tot&#8230; din a celuilalt interlocutor -! Cum v\u0103 numi\u021bi?\u201d ,,Hans&#8230;\u201d ,,Seria c\u0103r\u021bii de identitate, v\u0103 rog \u2013 elve\u021biene\u0219te de-a binelea -!\u201d ,,12&#8230;.\u201d ,,\u00cemi pare r\u0103u \u2013 cu aceea\u0219i amabilitate teuton\u0103 (?) -, figura\u021bi pe listele noastre ca delicvent. Nu a\u021bi respectat restric\u021biile privitoare la m\u0103surile anti Covid \u0219i ave\u021bi o amend\u0103 pentru nepurtarea m\u0103\u0219tii. O zi&#8230;\u201d \u0218i a\u0219a r\u0103mase cet\u0103\u021beanul nostru cu buza umflat\u0103, pl\u0103m\u00e2nii inunda\u021bi de virusuri&#8230;.<br \/>\n      D\u0103 fiecare cu presupusul. La ce a fost \u0219i pe timpul sosirii lui inopinate \u00een muzica rom\u00e2neasc\u0103. Teorii conspirative, de ce a plecat Cotabi\u021b\u0103, de unde a venit el, ce-i cu Temistocle Nikos, ce caut\u0103 Vrabete, de unde a ap\u0103rut \u0103sta cu new wave-ul lui \u0219i i-a l\u0103sat pe to\u021bi&#8230; cu gura c\u0103scat\u0103 \u2013 am renun\u021bat la uzul c\u00e2rpei protectoare ca etalon? C\u0103 Dolly Parton don\u0103 milionul&#8230; e doar \u00een state, 50 minus sau plus unu, ce-au al\u0103ptat ascult\u0103torii de la ea, dar ce r\u0103splat\u0103 fuse la d\u00e2nsa de la ei. S\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m rom\u00e2nului statutul c\u0103p\u0103tat, \u00eel merit\u0103. C\u0103 mai d\u0103 din gur\u0103 ,,atonal\u201d este altceva.<br \/>\n      Saluturile politice&#8230;. s\u0103 nu uit\u0103m c\u0103 oricine s-a z\u0103mislit \u00een R. Moldova, mica planet\u0103 a r\u0103sf\u0103\u021bului neo-doctrinar rom\u00e2nesc, \u0219i a crescut prin preajma Chi\u0219in\u0103ului, e tot un pui de rusnac. Maia n-o fi chinezoaic\u0103. Iar aceasta, este, oric\u00e2nd vrea Vladimir, pionul lui. Om \u0219i p\u0103m\u00e2nt.<br \/>\n      Porcul deh, mic, s\u0103-ncap\u0103 \u00een instantanee mai mul\u021bi, cu \u0219anse de ,,Pune m\u00e2na pe Vasilic\u0103&#8230;\u201d ca s\u0103-mi mearg\u0103 bine. Vi\u021belul, mai m\u0103ricel, unul pe pagin\u0103. De facebook. ,,Vremuri grele&#8230;\u201d Cic\u0103.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n      Ru\u0219inea are atuurile omene\u0219ti. Cu ea, mai mult f\u0103r\u0103, va trebui s\u0103 g\u0103sim o cale s\u0103 supravie\u021buim. \u0218i am certitudini. C\u00e2nd discut\u0103m despre boli contagioase este nevoie de sinceritate, altfel nici coditul, nici neinformatul nu vor mai apuca ziua de m\u00e2ine.<br \/>\n       P\u00e2n\u0103 m\u00e2ine se mai infecteaz\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 o m\u00e2n\u0103 de t\u0103tari. Carantina\u021bi de azi Constan\u021ba, fiindc\u0103 testa\u021bii sunt pozitivi \u00eenc\u0103 de ieri. Ori alt\u0103 localitate.<br \/>\n       Eu \u0219i Raoult ce suntem de p\u0103rere c\u0103 valul doi este fic\u021biune. Nu i-am v\u0103zut coada nici \u00eent\u00e2iului.<br \/>\n        M\u0103 nene, dac\u0103-i neam\u021b! Nu trece de el nici cu covid, nici cu ma\u0219ina, nici cu carnetul de deputat. Zwei politzei!<br \/>\n        ,,Ful\u0103relul, mam\u0103, la gur\u0103, s\u0103 nu r\u0103ce\u0219ti!\u201d Prietene, masca, dac\u0103 nu vrei s\u0103 te ia Aghiu\u021b\u0103! F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 pui botul la \u0103i danezi ce pun la cale studii. Chiar \u0219i a\u0219a, \u00eentre 1,8 \u0219i 2,1 procente sunt mor\u021bi. La mie, la milion sau miliard.<br \/>\n       La ar\u0103boi este unul \u00een familie care verific\u0103 tot. A\u0219a \u0219i \u0219eicul \u0219i cine-i mai mare peste el. Are drept de via\u021b\u0103, moarte \u0219i control peste to\u021bi supu\u0219ii s\u0103i. Arafat n-o fi dac, de-aia se viseaz\u0103 deja st\u0103p\u00e2nitorul credincio\u0219ilor \u0219i-o s\u0103 ne monitorizeze culcatul \u00een pat. Dar mi-s preg\u0103tit. Am deja martori c\u0103 mental pot purta masca \u0219i-n somn.<br \/>\n       \u0218i s\u0103 se gr\u0103beasc\u0103, c\u0103ci m\u00e2ine-poim\u00e2ine se va scula maian b\u0103dic-austrian \u0219i-i va r\u0103spopi pe islami\u0219ti.<br \/>\n       Ce lovitur\u0103! Marca badea C\u00ee\u021buan. Trece s\u0103n\u0103tatea la \u00een\u021b\u0103rcat, o extrage de la tetina bugetar\u0103. Vai de ea! (P\u0103cat c\u0103 a devenit amintire o astfel de \u0219tire. Azi suge nestingherit de la dou\u0103.)<br \/>\n        Trecem la sistemul rusesc de excelen\u021b\u0103. Cinci pentru foarte bine. \u0218ase excelentului. \u0218apte cui este extraordinar. Opt genialit\u0103\u021bii. Da, a\u0219a po\u021bi oferi burse.<br \/>\n        Viu de-acas\u0103 acu. De-aia se-mboln\u0103vesc mai greu spre deloc to\u021bi \u0219mecherii. Fac gargar\u0103. \u0218i gargara cu ce se execut\u0103? Cu ap\u0103 de gur\u0103. Spaima Covidului!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>19, 20 noiembrie 2020 Prea citit nu sunt, la televizor privesc arar, internetului \u00eei dau t\u00e2rcoale la nevoie. M\u0103 \u0219i<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12284"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12284"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12286,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12284\/revisions\/12286"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}