{"id":1216,"date":"2015-04-23T08:33:10","date_gmt":"2015-04-23T06:33:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=1216"},"modified":"2015-04-23T08:33:10","modified_gmt":"2015-04-23T06:33:10","slug":"zanganele-xxxviii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=1216","title":{"rendered":"Z\u0103ng\u0103nele XXXVIII"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Z\u0103ng\u0103nele<br \/>\nXXXVIII.<\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/hammer-719068_640.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1217 aligncenter lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/hammer-719068_640.jpg\" alt=\"zanganele 38\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/hammer-719068_640.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/hammer-719068_640-300x225.jpg 300w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 640px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 640\/480;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-1217 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/hammer-719068_640.jpg\" alt=\"zanganele 38\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/hammer-719068_640.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/hammer-719068_640-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\nDup\u0103 popi \u0219i politic\u0103 nu m-am omor\u00e2t niciodat\u0103. Nu le \u00een\u021beleg jocurile, nu m\u0103 pot lipi de mentalit\u0103\u021bile lor extrap\u0103m\u00e2ntene \u0219i extrapopulare. Sau putin\u021bele mele sunt de nivelul broa\u0219tei, o simpl\u0103 or\u0103c\u0103itoare pe balta proprie?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\nS\u0103 nu v\u0103 l\u0103sa\u021bi \u00eembrobodi\u021bi de cuvinte. Pe c\u00e2t sunt de nemuritoare, pe at\u00e2t sunt de mincinoase \u0219i perfide. Poate de aceea nu m-am f\u0103cut preot, poli\u021bist, avocat, procuror \u0219i judec\u0103tor, pentru c\u0103 n-a\u0219 putea asculta v\u0103ic\u0103relile b\u0103be\u0219ti apucate de mil\u0103 proprie sper\u00e2nd la nemurire dup\u0103 at\u00e2tea dr\u0103cuieli \u0219i p\u0103cate, lament\u0103rile nevinovate ale ho\u021bului de buzunar dus la arest, perfidia avoc\u0103\u021beasc\u0103 perorat\u0103 at\u00e2t de doct \u00een fa\u021ba clientului certat cu legea \u0219i at\u00e2t de ,,vezi c\u00e2t de bine \u0219tiu s\u0103 pledez&#8221; \u00een prezen\u021ba onoratei instan\u021be, pumnul \u00een mas\u0103 al procurorului \u0219i interogatul aflat sub suspiciune de vinov\u0103\u021bie \u00een\u0219ir\u00e2nd declara\u021bii dup\u0103 declara\u021bii care mai de care mai neveridice, roba judec\u0103torului, neagr\u0103, de sobrietatea mor\u021bii \u0219i adun\u0103tura toat\u0103 amintit\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103. M-a ferit cine m-o fi ferit p\u00e2n\u0103 acum \u0219i nu i-am ajuns \u00een aten\u021bia loviturii de ciocan \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bitorului de dreptate din singura institu\u021bie c\u0103reia nu i-am atins sc\u0103rile. M\u0103 pot considera deci norocos, dar nu cred c\u0103 e vorba doar de baft\u0103, ai nevoie \u0219i de c\u00e2teva reguli, mai pu\u021bine dec\u00e2t cele ale lui Moise, a\u0219a \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 te fereasc\u0103 sf\u00e2ntul s\u0103 calci \u00een calitate de \u00eempricinat pe la u\u0219ile cu l\u0103cr\u0103ma\u021bie. O conjunc\u021bie \u0219i o nega\u021bie sunt suficiente: s\u0103 nu!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\nNu ajungi la biseric\u0103 dec\u00e2t \u00een c\u00e2teva cazuri obligatorii, p\u0103m\u00e2nte\u0219ti, botez, nunt\u0103 moarte \u0219i \u00een c\u00e2teva care \u021bin de moralitate sau nevoie de bun\u0103stare, mai mult\u0103 sau c\u00e2t o fi s\u0103 fie \u0219i cele de obrazul lumii, \u0219i aici m\u0103 refer la s\u0103rb\u0103torile legale. Dar \u0219i ei sunt oameni \u0219i am v\u0103zut lucrul \u0103sta cu ochii mei. Beau, m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103, se roag\u0103, conduc ma\u0219ini, fac copii \u0219i \u00eei boteaz\u0103, \u00eei \u00eenso\u021besc la gar\u0103 c\u00e2nd sunt mari, dorm, \u00eenjur\u0103, afurisesc&#8230;. Minunea minunilor \u00eens\u0103 pentru un muritor de r\u00e2nd este nu s\u0103 vad\u0103 soboare de preo\u021bi ci pleiade de preotese, ceea ce rar se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u00eentr-o via\u021b\u0103, dar eu m\u0103 pot considera privilegiat, am tr\u0103it s-o v\u0103d \u0219i pe-asta.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\nPrima mea \u00eent\u00e2lnire cu poli\u021bia la ea acas\u0103, \u00een afar\u0103 de cele oficiale \u00een care aveai un loc la coada pentru buletin, a fost una hazlie pentru mine. Cineva m-a \u00een\u0219tiin\u021bat c\u0103 voi fi chemat de ,,organe&#8221; fiindc\u0103 \u00eemi f\u0103cuse o reclama\u021bie. Eram pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 cl\u0103direa cu pricina \u0219i n-am mai a\u0219teptat s\u0103 mi se \u00eenainteze o ,,oficial\u0103&#8221;, am intrat ,,ca-n br\u00e2nz\u0103&#8221; \u00een corpul de cl\u0103dire cu uniforme albastre, ce-i drept nepurtate de to\u021bi colocatarii \u0219i am dat buzna \u00een biroul unde intuisem c\u0103 fusesem p\u00e2r\u00e2t. Am dat \u0219i eu un ,,bun\u0103 ziua&#8221; \u0219i am trecut la atac. ,,Am \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 ave\u021bi o pl\u00e2ngere pe numele meu&#8221; zic \u0219i \u00eemi dau \u00een vileag identitatea. Dup\u0103 ce l\u0103muresc \u00een trei timpi \u0219i dou\u0103 mi\u0219c\u0103ri situa\u021bia \u0219i-l conving la 22 de ani ai mei c\u0103 am dreptate, ies victorios \u0219i arogant: ,,Dac\u0103 ave\u021bi nevoie de alte l\u0103muriri, vorbi\u021bi cu reclamanta, \u0219tie ea unde s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103!&#8221;. S\u0103 nu v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u021bi la vreo rela\u021bie de amor \u0219i ruptur\u0103 cu sc\u00e2ntei, nu, era doar o prim\u0103 c\u0103lcare pe g\u00e2t a ,,coco\u0219icii&#8221; de viitoare so\u021bie a unui fost coleg de trup\u0103 din acele timpuri.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\nC\u0103lcai \u0219i pe la procuratur\u0103 o dat\u0103. Chestie complicat\u0103 \u0219i de sertar p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een zilele noastre \u0219i-or fi unsprezece ani de atunci. Aici m-a ajutat legea scris\u0103, greu de g\u0103sit, dar nu imposibil de a-mi fi de folos. Pricina pentru care m\u0103 g\u0103seam la birou fa\u021b\u0103 \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 cu cea care dorea s\u0103-mi smulg\u0103 o declara\u021bie de pomin\u0103, dar f\u0103r\u0103 urm\u0103ri, era una comun\u0103 pentru patruzeci de p\u0103c\u0103li\u021bi cu mai mult sau cu mai pu\u021bin, dar ca \u0219i mine, un biet c\u0103ut\u0103tor de credit pentru o nevoie urgent\u0103. \u00cen linii mari, o entitate mic\u0103, un ,,fond&#8221; s\u0103-i spunem, f\u0103cea ,,inginerii&#8221; bancare pe seama tuturor celor ce \u00eei intrau pe u\u0219a lor cu cartea de identitate, cuponul de pensie \u0219i adeverin\u021b\u0103 de salariat. Te trezeai \u00eenc\u0103rcat cu sume exorbitante la returnare f\u0103r\u0103 nici un temei, m\u0103car semilegal \u0219i erai declarat ,,infractor&#8221; la propriu de programul lor de contabilizare pentru clien\u021bi. \u00ce\u021bi \u00eentorceau monitorul \u0219i pe fond verde \u00ee\u021bi ar\u0103tau \u00een col\u021bul din st\u00e2nga sus calitatea de indezirabil. Asta \u00eens\u0103 era o co\u021bc\u0103rie licit\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 pe la jum\u0103tate fa\u021b\u0103 de g\u0103selni\u021ba financiar\u0103 cu care au jonglat patru ani buni, cea din care fabricau \u00eemprumuturi false pe numele celor ce le figurau prin baza de date, luau banii pe care trebuiau s\u0103-i restituie \u00eentr-un an de zile cu o dob\u00e2nd\u0103 infim\u0103 \u0219i-i transferau pe nume propriu \u00eentr-un fond de deponent de unde la final de an ob\u021bineau un profit de 60 de procente peste cele dou\u0103zeci pe care le aveau de returnat, \u00eens\u0103 suma de \u00eemprumut era doar pe h\u00e2rtie, ea se plimba dintr-o parte \u00een aceea\u0219i \u00een acela\u0219i loc. Pentru g\u0103in\u0103ria asta am stat eu la poarta procuraturii o or\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 fiu invitat s\u0103 ocup un loc pe scaun cu pixul \u0219i declara\u021bia \u00een fa\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\nDe avocat \u0219i judec\u0103tor, vorba rom\u00e2nului, n-a\u0219 avea parte!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Z\u0103ng\u0103nele XXXVIII. Dup\u0103 popi \u0219i politic\u0103 nu m-am omor\u00e2t niciodat\u0103. Nu le \u00een\u021beleg jocurile, nu m\u0103 pot lipi de mentalit\u0103\u021bile<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1217,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1,97],"tags":[68,123,139,48],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1216"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1216"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1219,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1216\/revisions\/1219"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}