{"id":12152,"date":"2020-11-22T16:38:14","date_gmt":"2020-11-22T13:38:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12152"},"modified":"2020-11-22T16:38:14","modified_gmt":"2020-11-22T13:38:14","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-vanturile-istoriei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12152","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; ,,V\u00e2nturile\u201d istoriei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>,,V\u00e2nturile\u201d istoriei<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>S-a tot vorbit de-o vreme-ncoace,<br \/>\n\u0218i-o \u021bar\u0103-ntreag\u0103 a stat pe ace,<br \/>\nC\u0103 uite, dom&#8217; le ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat,<br \/>\nLa R\u00e2mnicu-S\u0103rat, asfaltul s-a surpat!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218tiu, am mai zis o dat\u0103 treaba asta,<br \/>\nDar nu mai zic de groap\u0103, basta!<br \/>\nVreau doar s\u0103 zic acum de altceva,<br \/>\nDespre cum ne iube\u0219te ,,cineva\u201d&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i ce noroc c\u0103zu asupra urbei noastre,<br \/>\nVenit din ceruri, cobor\u00e2t din astre&#8230;<br \/>\nCa \u00een ora\u0219ul nostru m\u00e2ndru din curbur\u0103,<br \/>\nS\u0103 ni se fac\u0103, frate, \u0219oseaua de centur\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>La ea visat-au an de an edili de seam\u0103,<br \/>\n\u00cens\u0103 realitatea o privim cu team\u0103.<br \/>\nNici Ghinioiu, nici Holban n-au reu\u0219it<br \/>\nCe-a reu\u0219it acuma, asfaltul pr\u0103bu\u0219it!<\/p>\n<p>Iar \u00een ora\u0219u-n care istoria se restaureaz\u0103,<br \/>\nTocmai istoria se pare c\u0103 ne submineaz\u0103.<br \/>\nDar, tocmai de-aia, de m\u0103-ntreba\u021bi pe mine<br \/>\nTotul e bine c\u00e2nd se sf\u00e2r\u0219e\u0219te bine!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103, dac-o fi a\u0219a cum am \u00een\u021beles eu,<br \/>\nO s\u0103 avem cur\u00e2nd centur\u0103 \u0219i muzeu!<br \/>\n\u0218i de-aia zic c\u0103 ne-ar fi tare bine nou\u0103,<br \/>\nDe ne-am alege \u0219i cu astea dou\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>De ce zic asta? o s\u0103 v\u0103-ntreba\u021bi!<br \/>\nP\u0103i, uite de-aia, dragi r\u00e2mniceni-s\u0103ra\u021bi!<br \/>\nMai bine-a\u0219a s\u0103 te cunoasc\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia,<br \/>\nDec\u00e2t s-ajungi celebru ca \u0103i din Slobozia!<\/p>\n<p>Acel ora\u0219 \u00een care, poli\u021bia local\u0103, a uimit,<br \/>\nD\u00e2ndu-i amend\u0103 unuia care s-a&#8230; f\u00e2s\u00e2it!<br \/>\nSe pare c\u0103 acolo unde se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103 minunea,<br \/>\n\u00ce\u021bi iei amend\u0103 dac\u0103-\u021bi scap\u0103&#8230; presiunea! <\/p>\n<p>Doamne fere\u0219te-ne de a\u0219a-nt\u00e2mplare,<br \/>\nDe te love\u0219te ziua \u00een amiaza mare!<br \/>\nNici nu mai po\u021bi s\u0103 por\u021bi pantofi cu ,,sc\u00e2r\u021b\u201d,<br \/>\nC\u0103 zice lumea c\u0103 tu tragi vreun&#8230; p\u00e2r\u021b!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i p\u00e2n&#8217; la urm\u0103, dup\u0103 ce-ai tras&#8230; v\u00e2ntul,<br \/>\nTrebuie s\u0103 fugi m\u00e2nc\u00e2nd p\u0103m\u00e2ntul..<br \/>\nC\u0103 altfel, pedeaps\u0103 pentru toat\u0103 nerozia,<br \/>\nE c\u0103 po\u021bi fi amendat, la fel ca-n Slobozia!<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 cum v\u0103z io, p-aicea nu mai e de trai!<br \/>\nDac-am ajuns nici ,,aere\u201d s\u0103 nu-\u021bi mai dai&#8230;<br \/>\nNici nu mai \u0219tii dac\u0103 e\u0219ti viu sau mort,<br \/>\nDac\u0103 mai e\u0219ti uman sau dac\u0103 e\u0219ti robot&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Io chiar nu \u0219tiu pe unde merge g\u00e2ndul vostru,<br \/>\nDar o s\u0103 fie vai \u0219i-amar de&#8230; fundul nostru!<br \/>\nDac-o s\u0103 ne ab\u021binem de la toate&#8230; alea,<br \/>\nO s\u0103 tr\u0103im o via\u021b\u0103 de mai mare jalea&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dar p\u00e2n-atunci eu zic c\u0103-n R\u00e2mnicu-S\u0103rat,<br \/>\nE bine c\u0103 mai po\u021bi tr\u0103i \u00eenc\u0103&#8230; neamendat!<br \/>\nMai bine s\u0103 ne \u0219tie lumea r\u0103scruce de p\u0103m\u00e2nturi,<br \/>\nDec\u00e2t ca p-\u0103i din Slobozia, ,,ora\u0219ul dintre&#8230; v\u00e2nturi\u201d!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>,,V\u00e2nturile\u201d istoriei S-a tot vorbit de-o vreme-ncoace, \u0218i-o \u021bar\u0103-ntreag\u0103 a stat pe ace, C\u0103 uite, dom&#8217; le ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12152"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12152"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12153,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12152\/revisions\/12153"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}