{"id":12150,"date":"2020-11-22T16:31:03","date_gmt":"2020-11-22T13:31:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12150"},"modified":"2020-11-22T16:31:03","modified_gmt":"2020-11-22T13:31:03","slug":"brigada-diverse-cand-surcea-cand-grasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=12150","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (C)\u00e2nd (s)urcea, (c)\u00e2nd gr(a)s\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>17 noiembrie 2020<br \/>\n       Iluziile anului ce vine. C\u0103 acesta va trece.<br \/>\n       \u00cent\u00e2lnirile cu fostele cuno\u0219tin\u021be se \u00eencadreaz\u0103 la apoftegme. ,,Ce \u0219i cu via\u021ba asta, cum se duc \u0103\u0219tia boga\u021bi&#8230;\u201d O aluzie la o alt\u0103 persoan\u0103 comun\u0103 cunoa\u0219terii noastre. A tuturor este Trump, plecat din pozi\u021bia de lider, incontestabil afacerist, \u00een alta la fel de favorabil\u0103. Cum mai fac \u0103\u0219tia boga\u021bi bani, a\u0219a, dintr-un foc \u0219i-o pan\u0103 rev\u0103rsat\u0103 peste paginile autobiografice. 100M $.<br \/>\n       Nu le-am v\u0103zut \u00eenc\u0103 pe toate. M\u0103 luptasem cu unioni\u0219tii muncii profesorale pro bono, subtil cu politicienele de c(l)as\u0103. Ca s\u0103 m\u0103 macine acum remu\u0219c\u0103rile c\u0103 florile, cozonacii \u0219i ur\u0103rile pe facebook sunt de rang superior, c\u0103 mur\u0103turii ambala\u021bi \u0219i livra\u021bi la domiciliu fac parte din comer\u021bul de calitate&#8230;. Acum, c\u00e2nd fotografiile cu godaci \u00een cote\u021b au devenit virale.<br \/>\n       Viitorul pre\u0219edinte va avea nevoie de c\u00e2teva atuuri. \u00cenainte un mic \u0219i deloc neglijabil am\u0103nunt. 2024 nu \u00eendepline\u0219te condi\u021biile de num\u0103r, 59-ul lui Cuza. Pe de alt\u0103 parte, reuniunea Moldovei \u0219i Rom\u00e2niei trebuie s\u0103 pun\u0103 \u00een frunte un om modern. Nici b\u0103rbat, nici femeie. Ori \u0219i una, \u0219i alta. Ceea ce Maia nu prea este. \u0218i condi\u021bia definitorie: s\u0103 fie neam\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n       Elevii nu mai sunt de mult prezen\u021bi la \u0219coal\u0103. Poate fizic, sigur, cu el \u00ee\u0219i etaleaz\u0103 adev\u0103ratele puteri, necum cu mintea.<br \/>\n        Viitorul va func\u021biona \u00een hopuri. Dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni acas\u0103, dou\u0103 \u00een lumea larg\u0103. S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 Austria are dreptate \u0219i-\u0219i testeaz\u0103 deodat\u0103 toat\u0103 popula\u021bia. S\u0103 presupunem c\u0103 toat\u0103 bolnav\u0103. \u0218i toat\u0103 asimptomatic\u0103. 14 zile trai pe v\u0103trai. Cred c\u0103, dup\u0103 perioada de huzur, aproape nem\u021bi (ei da) fiind, se asigur\u0103 c\u0103 urm\u0103toarele toat\u0103 lumea e s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103. Deci, o nou\u0103 testare. Dup\u0103, s\u0103n\u0103tate!<br \/>\n      Nu, da, da. Abia \u00een \u201979 s-au inventat ,,vulturii\u201d patriei. Schimbasem deja pantalonii cu bretele, pantofiorii de lac \u0219i \u0219or\u021bule\u021bul gr\u0103dinarului de patru ani. Pionier cu drepturi depline. \u00cenc\u0103 avusesem \u0219i o avansare la nivelul grupei. Utecistul a fost doar formal. \u00cen liceu, cu pantaloni bufan\u021bi, dunga\u021bi, adida\u0219i \u0219mecheri, tricouri fistichii \u0219i alte obiecte de \u00eenzorzonat p\u0103r\u021bile neacoperite ale corpului, organiza\u021bia tinerilor comuni\u0219ti te excludea f\u0103r\u0103 remu\u0219c\u0103ri. Cea de odinioar\u0103. \u00cen &#8217;82, c\u00e2nd urcase \u00een topuri Modern Talking, prefera s\u0103 te ignore.<br \/>\n      Am tras concluzii corecte. Navetistul virus mai are de navigat. Preg\u0103tit pentru o astfel de c\u0103l\u0103torie global\u0103, incognito, dinainte.<br \/>\n       At\u00e2t s\u0103 mire? C\u0103 are nevoie de grade minus ca la polul nord al lui Pluto? Despre am\u0103girea cu el nu?<br \/>\n       Redau numai un fragment din convorbirea cu r\u0103posatul. ,,\u0218i D\u0103nu\u021b ce mai caut\u0103 pe-aici?\u201d, ,,Ei&#8230;, e un fel de director de onoare.\u201d P\u00e2n\u0103 la el nu auzisem de o astfel de func\u021bie \u00een comer\u021bul cooperatist.<br \/>\n        Gabriel nu \u00een\u021belege cum au ajuns cet\u0103\u021benii &#8211; hai s\u0103 nu denigr\u0103m &#8211; cu mai pu\u021bin\u0103 minte sus, la cucurigul puterii. \u0218i-atunci cum de-\u0219i mai zice intelectual?<br \/>\n        Iat\u0103! Nici gradele minus vaccinale nu aduc beneficii totale gripatului. Tot f\u0103r\u0103 pupici, r\u00e2ndunici, dansurici \u0219i muzicele. \u0218ti\u021bi cum se numesc purt\u0103torii de masc\u0103? M\u0103sc\u0103rici!<br \/>\n        Evaluare. Instala\u021bii ticluite de electricieni de m\u00e2na a doua, aparatur\u0103 suprasolicitat\u0103. Verifica\u021bi achizi\u021biile \u0219i procesul verbal de recep\u021bie a lucr\u0103rilor. Domnule de Neam\u021b.<br \/>\n        \u0218ti\u021bi care este diferen\u021ba \u00eentre un scatofag cu gust \u0219i unul f\u0103r\u0103? Nici eu.<br \/>\n        Nu \u0219tiu ce v\u0103d unii privindu-m\u0103. \u00cen schimb nu v\u0103 pot min\u021bi \u00een privin\u021ba impresiilor mele despre al\u021bii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>17 noiembrie 2020 Iluziile anului ce vine. C\u0103 acesta va trece. \u00cent\u00e2lnirile cu fostele cuno\u0219tin\u021be se \u00eencadreaz\u0103 la apoftegme. ,,Ce<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12150"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12150"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12151,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12150\/revisions\/12151"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}